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Post by Chumbles on Feb 21, 2019 13:57:59 GMT
prudy01 had a shock landslide victory with 18 votes. Stop your fooling around (ah-ah-ah) Time you straighten right out (ah-ah-ah) Better think of your future (ah-ah-ah) Else you'll wind up in jail (ah-ah-ah) prudy A message to you, prudy A message to you I suspect Felice Landry will be unable to resist ... |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 21, 2019 13:58:48 GMT
The results of the poll are in and I have spent the last 24 hours compiling and analysing the results: Will Amipal beat this thing or will it beat him? There 38 votes by 22 people, meaning that 6 democracy-hating Trump fanboys voted only once. prudy01 had a shock landslide victory with 18 votes. Disease performed solidly with 13 votes, and amipal polled poorly with a pathetic 7 participants penning their x for him. Notably Ozymandias Kane received no votes whatsoever, which one has to suspect is mainly because of his use of gendered stereotypes and casual sexism earlier today. All I can add to that is that you lot are a bunch of bastards. Poor Amipal. I was trying to be diverse and voted twice, should have gone for the third option. On a lighter note i'm non biased pro multi gender and individuality and consider that your body and mind belongs to you, it's not what you wear or look like or how you speak that matters but how you treat others that counts. Shenguin for prime minister is all I have to say.. (no cheese please)! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 21, 2019 14:00:38 GMT
They will outlive us all, one day we will learn to speak tortoise and finally learn something worthwhile! |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 21, 2019 14:04:37 GMT
Big moment coming up for Tuffers....
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 21, 2019 14:05:10 GMT
They will outlive us all, one day we will learn to speak tortoise and finally learn something worthwhile! Baboon botherer! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 21, 2019 14:10:07 GMT
They will outlive us all, one day we will learn to speak tortoise and finally learn something worthwhile! Baboon botherer! my hobby is useful how's yours! You could loan Mr.tiddles to pyjakson to sort out the mouse problem.. (ask for free catnip)! |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 21, 2019 14:11:09 GMT
They will outlive us all, one day we will learn to speak tortoise and finally learn something worthwhile! A good recipe for mock turtle soup? |
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Post by amipal on Feb 21, 2019 14:13:54 GMT
Pray... for... Mojo...
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Post by amipal on Feb 21, 2019 14:15:00 GMT
I've just spent the last hour emptying a room of its contents so that I can use a wallpaper stripper on the ceiling.
What have you ever done?
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Post by scubar on Feb 21, 2019 14:20:54 GMT
I've just spent the last hour emptying a room of its contents so that I can use a wallpaper stripper on the ceiling. What have you ever done? Renovated a house. It still hasn’t fallen down. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 21, 2019 14:21:42 GMT
Top tip: Use old jazz mags to paper the ceiling and the paper will be ready strippered.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 21, 2019 14:22:56 GMT
They will outlive us all, one day we will learn to speak tortoise and finally learn something worthwhile! A good recipe for mock turtle soup? Adwaita, an Aldabra giant tortoise that died in 2006 in the Alipore Zoological Gardens of Kolkata, India, is believed to have lived to the age of 255 years but this has not been confirmed. The world's oldest living animal, a 184-year-old giant tortoise, has had its first ever bath. Jonathan, a giant tortoise living on St Helena, was cleaned up by the island's vet in preparation for an upcoming Royal visit. (2016 but still alive) Jonathan is said to be considering a book series and movie, alongside other commitments such late night chat shows with James Cordon and other well knowns. note, hasn't been accepted for a nobel prize yet as there was a discrepancy with his harem and visa! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 21, 2019 14:24:25 GMT
I've just spent the last hour emptying a room of its contents so that I can use a wallpaper stripper on the ceiling. What have you ever done? looked longingly at my ceiling and wished i'd borrowed amipal's stripper (the other one-for walls). |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 21, 2019 14:24:42 GMT
A good recipe for mock turtle soup? Adwaita, an Aldabra giant tortoise that died in 2006 in the Alipore Zoological Gardens of Kolkata, India, is believed to have lived to the age of 255 years but this has not been confirmed. The world's oldest living animal, a 184-year-old giant tortoise, has had its first ever bath. Jonathan, a giant tortoise living on St Helena, was cleaned up by the island's vet in preparation for an upcoming Royal visit. (2016 but still alive) Jonathan is said to be considering a book series and movie, alongside other commitments such late night chat shows with James Cordon and other well knowns. note, hasn't been accepted for a nobel prize yet as there was a discrepancy with his harem and visa! This. |
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Post by scubar on Feb 21, 2019 14:25:32 GMT
There were giant tortoises in Zanzibar.
They liked to get busy.
It was a bit disconcerting, as they used the noise they make during sex for the velociraptors in Jurassic Park.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Feb 21, 2019 14:42:29 GMT
Adwaita, an Aldabra giant tortoise that died in 2006 in the Alipore Zoological Gardens of Kolkata, India, is believed to have lived to the age of 255 years but this has not been confirmed. The world's oldest living animal, a 184-year-old giant tortoise, has had its first ever bath. Jonathan, a giant tortoise living on St Helena, was cleaned up by the island's vet in preparation for an upcoming Royal visit. (2016 but still alive) Jonathan is said to be considering a book series and movie, alongside other commitments such late night chat shows with James Cordon and other well knowns. note, hasn't been accepted for a nobel prize yet as there was a discrepancy with his harem and visa! This. knowledge is power (i'm still learning) I watched a documentary once on turtles, don't remember a thing. I did however help with the rebuild of turtle coves in the Bahamas many centuries ago. They are probably all gone now due to the amount of hurricanes and floods, nature can be a bitch sometimes. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 21, 2019 14:46:39 GMT
There were giant tortoises in Zanzibar. They liked to get busy. It was a bit disconcerting, as they used the noise they make during sex for the velociraptors in Jurassic Park. Not like this little fellow then, caught on camera in his most passionate lovemaking: |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 21, 2019 14:55:48 GMT
during sex for the velociraptors in Jurassic Park. I must have missed that scene. |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 21, 2019 15:04:34 GMT
I've just spent the last hour emptying a room of its contents so that I can use a wallpaper stripper on the ceiling. What have you ever done? Renovated a house. It still hasn’t fallen down.  |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 21, 2019 15:18:17 GMT
I've just spent the last hour emptying a room of its contents so that I can use a wallpaper stripper on the ceiling. What have you ever done? Renovated a house. It still hasn’t fallen down. Yet. |
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Post by amipal on Feb 21, 2019 16:21:01 GMT
I didn't ask for examples, you silly pricks*.
The woodchip was applied atop some sort of plastic lining sheet. Depending on the amount of heat applied, it either wrinkled or melted tight onto the surface. Good fun.
*Can I use that in an endearing fashion?
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Post by whatalark on Feb 21, 2019 16:46:53 GMT
Like a blow torch applied to Durex for a shrink wrapped affect.
As an example of a silly prick
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 21, 2019 16:48:16 GMT
Special Brexit Sale - prepare for the final votes - only £25,000  Comes with E.R.G or Momentum sensory arrays
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 21, 2019 16:58:43 GMT
Thats a nice GIF of Theresa
Just realised that Sekiro is releasing in a month. I bet the other place would have been in full pump overload.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 21, 2019 17:27:07 GMT
Was looking at the box for that in Game this very lunchtime.
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