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Post by Destry on Feb 26, 2019 21:50:50 GMT
I'm not going to register with the fucking Telegraph just to read their review of Alan Partridge btw thought it was great 4* You can get the gist of the reviews from the BBC website HEREAnd yes, fuck the Torygraph |
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Post by amipal on Feb 26, 2019 21:56:31 GMT
I was a little distracted by my Mrs who isn't a partridge fan in the slightest, but I really didn't think it was that great. But better than scissored isle at least. Heresy. It was bloody brilliant. So many classic Alanisms already in one episode. |
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Post by Destry on Feb 26, 2019 22:05:08 GMT
And now Sarah Connor and Kyle Reese have gone, both buck naked, into the time machine...
The camera crew seems really prudish.
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Post by Destry on Feb 26, 2019 22:22:11 GMT
WAIT. STFU.
Skynet is the 11th Doctor? The 11th Doctor is Skynet?
Mind. Blown.
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 26, 2019 22:25:23 GMT
WAIT. STFU. Skynet is the 11th Doctor? The 11th Doctor is Skynet. Mind. Blown. No mention of "The Mother of Dragons"? |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 26, 2019 22:29:54 GMT
Can someone pop round and check up on Destry please? I think he's having a schizoid embolism.
Quaid?
Cohagen?
Quuaaaaaiiiiidd?
Get your ass to Mars,,,, bzzzzzz,,, get your ass to Mars,,,, bzzzzzz,,,,,
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 26, 2019 22:31:20 GMT
WAIT. STFU. Skynet is the 11th Doctor? The 11th Doctor is Skynet. Mind. Blown. Who cares? Just tell us what Skynet looks like in the buff. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 26, 2019 22:35:15 GMT
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Post by Destry on Feb 26, 2019 22:37:40 GMT
Can someone pop round and check up on Destry please? I think he's having a schizoid embolism. Quaid? Cohagen? Quuaaaaaiiiiidd? Get your ass to Mars,,,, bzzzzzz,,, get your ass to Mars,,,, bzzzzzz,,,,, |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 26, 2019 22:50:12 GMT
Interestingly*, I had an umbilical hernia a bit back, and my kind, loving, caring friends**, thought it was hilarious to call me Kuato. Oh how we***laughed. *it's fucking not **they hate me ***they**** ****cuntsp |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 26, 2019 22:50:51 GMT
Yes p
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 26, 2019 22:51:44 GMT
"An umbilical hernia is a health condition where the abdominal wall behind the navel is damaged. It may cause the navel to bulge outwards—the bulge consisting of abdominal fat from the greater omentum or occasionally parts of the small intestine" <edit> OKA "Kuato syndrome" <edit><edit> I feel mildly ashamed for adding the first edit <edit><edit><edit> now I feel weak for adding the second edit, thanks Tuffers |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 26, 2019 22:54:10 GMT
That is correct.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 26, 2019 22:56:20 GMT
Or in my circle, "errr you fucking freak, it looks like a tennis ball poking out of your stomach"... "yeah or a sausage or a bellend"... "you need a doctor you look weird"....
Yeah, thanks everyone.
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 26, 2019 22:59:45 GMT
Or in my circle, "errr you fucking freak, it looks like a tennis ball poking out of your stomach"... "yeah or a sausage or a bellend"... "you need a doctor you look weird".... Yeah, thanks everyone. Your circle seems nurturing |
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Post by scubar on Feb 26, 2019 23:00:54 GMT
You people
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 26, 2019 23:07:28 GMT
I've had it fixed now. Snip snip, push, sew.
Basically I'm now Peter Andre in the mysterious girl vid.
I did do the Asterix (yes I know) thing but deleted it.
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