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Post by Faceless on Mar 7, 2019 19:24:37 GMT
There was someone on my train with full on black-face. Absolutely incredible. Only the second time I've ever seen someone do that. The previous time was in a pub in Guildford, and the offender got battered pretty badly as a result. Amber Rudd? My wife said that. Are you my wife? |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 7, 2019 19:28:40 GMT
Fast forward a few hours and several BDs later, and Felice has Bloggie in a head lock, dragging him away from a pummeled bloodied crank... "leave it Bloggie, he's already dead"... Why's crank involved all of a sudden!? He was looking at wor pints knockers. Then he spilt our lass. Im aware that this joke might have a very very small target audience. |
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Post by Destry on Mar 7, 2019 19:31:37 GMT
Look. Take it easy. We've all had a drink.  |
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 7, 2019 19:36:26 GMT
*wraps 12" Sabatier in tea towel in a Phil Mitchell style*
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Post by Faceless on Mar 7, 2019 19:40:11 GMT
Bloggie there, insider trading on the lucrative first-flounce market.
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 7, 2019 19:41:26 GMT
My wife said that. Are you my wife? I don't think so. Does your wife have a hatred for Neymar? Heres my second favourite comment from the other place footy blog: "... Neymar is a monumental bell-end and most of the world is happy that he is sad." I know it's childish, but it's Neymar. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 7, 2019 19:50:30 GMT
Had she lost her glasses? My brain cell didn't 'get it'. Susan Sarandon, ex partner of TR |
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Post by amipal on Mar 7, 2019 19:50:50 GMT
Boys, boys, don't fight over me* *unless you really want to <edit> I was going to add a fireplace and oil but thought that might be going too far and dangerous to boot You mean something like the wrestling scene from 'Women in Love'? I'm not doing that with Scubar, no matter how much he wants to. Hey, he loves me. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 7, 2019 19:51:06 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 7, 2019 19:51:22 GMT
Chumbles Wow, ok. You've been playing diplomacy for 50 years and in that whole time you haven't realised it's a game people play for fun. Instead, you've orchestrated this pointless fucking demonstration we can't even play without you telling us when to move, how to move or what we're doing wrong. If anyone says or does something you don't like you insult them or threaten to kick them out. I'm not going to lower myself to react to your bullying behaviour. Just take me out the game if you're going to carry on like that. Hey, I wasn't trying to bully you; you have every right to tell me to fuck off. The game was set up as a learning vehicle for those who wanted to learn more about the game. Period. You and the other two more experienced guys signed up to make up the numbers and be helpful to the noobs. Hence the summary which took up 3 hrs. of my damned birthday to do. You then contradicted part of what I had said. I was obliged to give my best view on the specific situation. My trenchant style can surely not have come as a surprise nor the satirical tone. In many ways thanks, although I had rather not have spent another hour or so fielding this, but it did tease out more thoroughly the strategic implications of France's position. Your own opening diplomacy and moves were near faultless, btw. Anyway, feel free to continue to tell me to sod off; I will certainly continue to make what I hope are pedagogic interventions, in my usual style - that's part of my fun! In general it's damned important, not to say vital to not play with your amour propre invested in diplomacy or any other strategy game in which negotiations, back-stabbing and skulduggery form a part. So, just call me a cunt etc. and don't let my acerbic tone get to you. Sheesh; I STILL have messages in here, 2 NP games and 3 dip games to order, plus my dressings to lay out, tea to make and eat and the bathroom to clean ... |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 7, 2019 19:52:31 GMT
Tom Selleck will cheer everyone up.  |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 7, 2019 19:55:11 GMT
My brain cell didn't 'get it'. Susan Sarandon, ex partner of TR Ah, didn't know that. Thanks. |
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Post by Destry on Mar 7, 2019 19:57:10 GMT
Chumbles Wow, ok. You've been playing diplomacy for 50 years and in that whole time you haven't realised it's a game people play for fun. Instead, you've orchestrated this pointless fucking demonstration we can't even play without you telling us when to move, how to move or what we're doing wrong. If anyone says or does something you don't like you insult them or threaten to kick them out. I'm not going to lower myself to react to your bullying behaviour. Just take me out the game if you're going to carry on like that. Hey, I wasn't trying to bully you; you have every right to tell me to fuck off. The game was set up as a learning vehicle for those who wanted to learn more about the game. Period. You and the other two more experienced guys signed up to make up the numbers and be helpful to the noobs. Hence the summary which took up 3 hrs. of my damned birthday to do. You then contradicted part of what I had said. I was obliged to give my best view on the specific situation. My trenchant style can surely not have come as a surprise nor the satirical tone. In many ways thanks, although I had rather not have spent another hour or so fielding this, but it did tease out more thoroughly the strategic implications of France's position. Your own opening diplomacy and moves were near faultless, btw. Anyway, feel free to continue to tell me to sod off; I will certainly continue to make what I hope are pedagogic interventions, in my usual style - that's part of my fun! In general it's damned important, not to say vital to not play with your amour propre invested in diplomacy or any other strategy game in which negotiations, back-stabbing and skulduggery form a part. So, just call me a cunt etc. and don't let my acerbic tone get to you. Sheesh; I STILL have messages in here, 2 NP games and 3 dip games to order, plus my dressings to lay out, tea to make and eat and the bathroom to clean ... @bloggie TL;DR? HUG? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 7, 2019 19:59:12 GMT
Hoorah we're all friends again  |
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Post by Destry on Mar 7, 2019 20:14:15 GMT
Thanks a lot Theresa May and Co. I had such plans for those lost months.
Although in post-Brexit Britain it's probably for the best.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2019 20:19:45 GMT
Chumbles Wow, ok. You've been playing diplomacy for 50 years and in that whole time you haven't realised it's a game people play for fun. Instead, you've orchestrated this pointless fucking demonstration we can't even play without you telling us when to move, how to move or what we're doing wrong. If anyone says or does something you don't like you insult them or threaten to kick them out. I'm not going to lower myself to react to your bullying behaviour. Just take me out the game if you're going to carry on like that. Hey, I wasn't trying to bully you; you have every right to tell me to fuck off. The game was set up as a learning vehicle for those who wanted to learn more about the game. Period. You and the other two more experienced guys signed up to make up the numbers and be helpful to the noobs. Hence the summary which took up 3 hrs. of my damned birthday to do. You then contradicted part of what I had said. I was obliged to give my best view on the specific situation. My trenchant style can surely not have come as a surprise nor the satirical tone. In many ways thanks, although I had rather not have spent another hour or so fielding this, but it did tease out more thoroughly the strategic implications of France's position. Your own opening diplomacy and moves were near faultless, btw. Anyway, feel free to continue to tell me to sod off; I will certainly continue to make what I hope are pedagogic interventions, in my usual style - that's part of my fun! In general it's damned important, not to say vital to not play with your amour propre invested in diplomacy or any other strategy game in which negotiations, back-stabbing and skulduggery form a part. So, just call me a cunt etc. and don't let my acerbic tone get to you. Sheesh; I STILL have messages in here, 2 NP games and 3 dip games to order, plus my dressings to lay out, tea to make and eat and the bathroom to clean ... I think my own post might have come across harsher than I meant it to, I certainly wasn't telling you to fuck off or about to call you a cunt. I appreciate the response and found your summary even as an "experienced" guy really useful. I know not to take things said in diplomacy seriously, it was the blog post in here and some of the comments as overseer in the game that I was calling out. Apologies if I took your tone the wrong way, that's always a danger when you're conversing over the internet! I normally just assume everything in here is a joke. Anyway, Happy Birthday! |
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Post by Destry on Mar 7, 2019 20:31:42 GMT
Hey, I wasn't trying to bully you; you have every right to tell me to fuck off. The game was set up as a learning vehicle for those who wanted to learn more about the game. Period. You and the other two more experienced guys signed up to make up the numbers and be helpful to the noobs. Hence the summary which took up 3 hrs. of my damned birthday to do. You then contradicted part of what I had said. I was obliged to give my best view on the specific situation. My trenchant style can surely not have come as a surprise nor the satirical tone. In many ways thanks, although I had rather not have spent another hour or so fielding this, but it did tease out more thoroughly the strategic implications of France's position. Your own opening diplomacy and moves were near faultless, btw. Anyway, feel free to continue to tell me to sod off; I will certainly continue to make what I hope are pedagogic interventions, in my usual style - that's part of my fun! In general it's damned important, not to say vital to not play with your amour propre invested in diplomacy or any other strategy game in which negotiations, back-stabbing and skulduggery form a part. So, just call me a cunt etc. and don't let my acerbic tone get to you. Sheesh; I STILL have messages in here, 2 NP games and 3 dip games to order, plus my dressings to lay out, tea to make and eat and the bathroom to clean ... I normally just assume everything in here is a joke. Finally someone gets this place. PS. Your face s a joke. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 7, 2019 20:36:11 GMT
I normally just assume everything in here is a joke. Finally someone gets this place. PS. Your face s a joke. I was going to post that, but then I thought better of it, because I am not a monster. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 7, 2019 20:47:38 GMT
I should have waited for Bloggies reply to Chumbles before I posted my Buffy gif, apologies to all
On a lighter note, you were all wondering how the soup turned out, the Love of my Life described it as "bland and meh" so 4*
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Post by Destry on Mar 7, 2019 20:54:41 GMT
the Love of my Life described it as "bland and meh" Your face is......(nah, can't do it) * * and NO, NOT the Love of my Life |
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Post by scubar on Mar 7, 2019 21:12:24 GMT
I’ve signed up to do what now?
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 7, 2019 21:36:28 GMT
I’ve signed up to do what now? Greco-Roman wrestling. Don't worry, Felice will referee. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 7, 2019 21:47:47 GMT
Bloggie backtracking faster than Amber Rudd.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 7, 2019 21:49:05 GMT
I may risk a beer to celebrate Chumbles' birthday.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 7, 2019 22:02:21 GMT
I’ve signed up to do what now? Greco-Roman wrestling. Don't worry, Felice will referee. Is that in mud or baked beans? I refer to Felice's wisdom.. |
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