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Post by tenthenemy on Mar 12, 2019 10:15:14 GMT
What animal drinks Tango? Well, not the toucan. Everybody knows the toucan prefers Guinness.  |
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 12, 2019 10:19:06 GMT
I'm being collected by ambulance in about 30 mins to go for my monthly torture session; gods know what state I'll be in, in 6 hrs. when they take me back. But Dippers, I am psyching myself up to give you morphine hazed, distracted advice... however even in this state I can think more clearly, see strategies better than most of you stone cold sober. And, be still my beating heart, WeeCooper; still pouring composites in Ulan Bator? MrTiddles should be your No 1 customer - he has a lot of neighbours who require cement overcoats... Final thought: if we can cancel British citizenship for being disloyal, let's proscribe the SNP...  |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 12, 2019 10:31:39 GMT
And, be still my beating heart, WeeCooper ; still pouring composites in Ulan Bator? MrTiddles should be your No 1 customer - he has a lot of neighbours who require cement overcoats.. They certainly do, they're beginning to stink a bit. Also, the housing officer has e-mailed me this morning apropos 'the neighbours'. Does he mean 'The Lad' yesterday or the muddy funsters upstairs? |
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Post by amipal on Mar 12, 2019 10:41:36 GMT
And, be still my beating heart, WeeCooper ; still pouring composites in Ulan Bator? MrTiddles should be your No 1 customer - he has a lot of neighbours who require cement overcoats.. They certainly do, they're beginning to stink a bit. Also, the housing officer has e-mailed me this morning apropos 'the neighbours'. Does he mean 'The Lad' yesterday or the muddy funsters upstairs? Yes. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 12, 2019 10:51:07 GMT
They certainly do, they're beginning to stink a bit. Also, the housing officer has e-mailed me this morning apropos 'the neighbours'. Does he mean 'The Lad' yesterday or the muddy funsters upstairs? Yes. OK, that's clear now. Ta. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 12, 2019 10:53:30 GMT
Morning. One of my annoying habits is asking riddles. I had in my hand two cans of tango and said to my wife "what animal am I?" "An arsehole" "Funny, but no. What animal am I?" "Well you have two cans...." "So..." "Kangeroo" Couldnt stop laughing for a good few minutes. Literally says the answer then gets it wrong. Good morning all, Now if you'd said to her "which Avian Genus am I" it might have helped. At the very least it would have kept her busy trying to figure it out all day! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 12, 2019 10:54:36 GMT
You got a full weekend of Divisioning pencilled in? Did Stephen Hawking dribble? No but he wasn't that bad in goal! |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 12, 2019 10:55:19 GMT
Good Morning Kane. It's Tuesday! Here's a present for you.  |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 12, 2019 11:00:01 GMT
You know what you have got to do.  |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 12, 2019 11:01:49 GMT
I'm being collected by... Final thought: if we can cancel British citizenship for being disloyal, let's proscribe the SNP... mornin' Chumbles sir.. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 12, 2019 11:03:56 GMT
OK, that's clear now. Ta. by Yes I gather you mean Yes.. (The common room monty python sketch) |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 12, 2019 11:04:45 GMT
Good Morning Kane. It's Tuesday! Here's a present for you. Ah it's Kane fu! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 12, 2019 11:07:06 GMT
You know what you have got to do. Question grasshopper, "do you hear the hummingbird in the bushes over there" Mr Tiddles (grasshopper)" no I had my ipod turned up to drown out the neighbours! and the other answer YES! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 12, 2019 11:12:47 GMT
You know what you have got to do. Kane has changed his avatar! KANE FU LIVES... |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Mar 12, 2019 11:14:34 GMT
I've stolen whoever it was's (Rolling?) Cattle Royale joke on the other place again. It doesn't really make sense in the context but that's never stopped me before. Some kind of clever implication about Potter fans being Cattle or something?
I was thwarted in both buying and playing DMC5 yesterday, and have no time for it today. I'm now also considering picking up top hit Left Alive instead, entirely because I like the prospect of being able to type or think the phrase 'Wanzer'. Wanzer. Wanzers. Bunch of Wanzers.
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 12, 2019 11:20:32 GMT
So the world wide Web is 30.
What machine did you first access the world wide web on?
In my case it was a DEC Alpha workstation. Had to compile Mosaic with instructions off a gopher site. Mind blown.
Had been telnet'ng to Imperial College London to get on the internet before that.
I remember about 6 months later being on a Mac in the uni library and a couple stopping to ask. "Are you on the Internet? Is that it in there?"
Pointing to base unit of powermac.
Thought they were taking the piss but weren't. Simpler times.
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Post by scubar on Mar 12, 2019 11:23:12 GMT
I played a game last night! Not AC Odyssey like I wanted (thanks 4gb update) but Far Cry 5. I rescued a bear called Cheeseburger and took down a couple of Cult outposts. It’s great for a quick blast of fun
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Post by scubar on Mar 12, 2019 11:30:55 GMT
So the world wide Web is 30. What machine did you first access the world wide web on? In my case it was a DEC Alpha workstation. Had to compile Mosaic with instructions off a gopher site. Mind blown. Had been telnet'ng to Imperial College London to get on the internet before that. I remember about 6 months later being on a Mac in the uni library and a couple stopping to ask. "Are you on the Internet? Is that it in there?" Pointing to base unit of powermac. Thought they were taking the piss but weren't. Simpler times. oh, they have the internet on computers now? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 12, 2019 11:31:50 GMT
So the world wide Web is 30. What machine did you first access the world wide web on? Probably at work, we had an ICL "mini" computer which had to be housed in its own air-conditioned server room |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 12, 2019 11:43:16 GMT
Apropos of nothing
"May 25.—
Carrie brought down some of my shirts and advised me to take them to Trillip’s round the corner.
She said: “The fronts and cuffs are much frayed.”
I said without a moment’s hesitation: “I’m ’frayed they are.”
Lor! how we roared. I thought we should never stop laughing.
As I happened to be sitting next the driver going to town on the ’bus, I told him my joke about the “frayed” shirts.
I thought he would have rolled off his seat. They laughed at the office a good bit too over it."
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 12, 2019 11:54:10 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 12, 2019 11:56:24 GMT
"let's proscribe the SNP"
Let's not. They have their faults but in the most part they're doing up here what Labour should be doing.
Very good Scubar I now want a cheeseburger for lunch.
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Post by mlu035rsc on Mar 12, 2019 11:59:04 GMT
Good news. Copenhagen is a hell of a town. I'll third that, spent a great night there a few years ago getting trashed with the locals. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 12, 2019 11:59:41 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 12, 2019 12:07:11 GMT
So the world wide Web is 30. What machine did you first access the world wide web on? Probably at work, we had an ICL "mini" computer which had to be housed in its own air-conditioned server room Ideal for looking at p0rn at work without getting sweaty. |
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