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Post by Tuffers on Mar 15, 2019 16:10:29 GMT
"can i replace the diamonds on my loofah with glass please"
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 15, 2019 16:14:12 GMT
The child is (was! She says she's never playing it again) playing a 'Worst Witch' rpg on the CBBC website. She's playing it on an iPad and there is no save mechanism. What a shit show. She paused it before school and when she came back there it had crashed. Cue tears n snotters as it was the furthest she had got.
Can anyone recommend a child friendly rpg. Preferably not with killing/weapons. iPad or switch. I believe stardew valley has fighting? Fucks sake. Stupid developers.
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Post by Pyjakson on Mar 15, 2019 16:19:28 GMT
Crank, does Costume Quest fit the bill?
I've not played it, but it looks child friendly and I've not heard any reports of momo hacking it...
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 15, 2019 16:30:15 GMT
Dark Souls
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 15, 2019 16:32:55 GMT
Why deny the inevitable? Fortnite.
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Post by Pyjakson on Mar 15, 2019 16:36:18 GMT
Was sure baby would go with Leisure Suit Larry. You think you know a guy...
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 15, 2019 16:37:11 GMT
Crank, does Costume Quest fit the bill? I've not played it, but it looks child friendly and I've not heard any reports of momo hacking it... That looks good - but she's not quite 7 and the kidnapping by a monster part... she's perhaps a bit young for. Or perhaps I'm just an overprotective snowflake. Fortnite. Nah, not quite there yet. I don't want her kicking my arse at shooters *just* yet. |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 15, 2019 16:40:42 GMT
Minecraft?
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 15, 2019 16:41:55 GMT
Splatoon 2
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Post by cobblers on Mar 15, 2019 16:44:16 GMT
Limbo:
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Post by cobblers on Mar 15, 2019 16:44:53 GMT
That’s more of a platformer, though.
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 15, 2019 16:47:39 GMT
Zelda?
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 15, 2019 16:48:55 GMT
Hmm. Maybe monument valley as she liked the puzzle part of the games she's playing.
I'm thinking animal crossing as well but it's choc full of in app purchases in iOS.
Swords n that. So no to Zelda.
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 15, 2019 16:50:39 GMT
Thanks for the ideas.
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 15, 2019 16:51:51 GMT
How about any Mario game, Odyssey, Kart, Party or Rabbids
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Post by Destry on Mar 15, 2019 17:00:18 GMT
RIME?
Though she might struggle with the puzzles and (emotionally) with the ending
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 15, 2019 17:02:00 GMT
RIME? Though she might struggle with the puzzles and (emotionally) with the ending I played it with my son, who was 8 at the time, taking turns. It made the ending even more of a kick in the nuts. |
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Post by Destry on Mar 15, 2019 17:07:52 GMT
RIME? Though she might struggle with the puzzles and (emotionally) with the ending I played it with my son, who was 8 at the time, taking turns. It made the ending even more of a kick in the nuts. Who cried the most, you or him? (The content of this game is suitable for persons aged 7 years and over only. It contains: Pictures or sounds likely to be scary to young children) |
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Post by mlu035rsc on Mar 15, 2019 17:10:18 GMT
Have you tried homeopathy for the dog? Or maybe a spiritualist healing? Sounds like the poor fellow is being let down by so-called conventional medicine. Maybe get them to look at your hips as well? Isn't it angel healing at the spiritual church? I get so confused as to what they believe in and what they don't, there's no god but there are angels? I mean at this point you're almost at scientology levels of bullhsittery and making stuff up. Could try homeopathy for his blood sugar levels but that's about it  |
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Post by tenthenemy on Mar 15, 2019 17:11:33 GMT
I've played Costume Quest 2. Got a bit repetitive towards the end. It's turn-based battle, so maybe not.
I suppose reading skills are not an obstacle? On the Switch there's Golf Story, although the mechanics are... well, golf mechanics. But it's also an RPG.
I've seen gameplay for Pikuniku, and it's just charming and great.
Little Dragons Cafe would fit the bill, but it's quite expensive.
Captain Toad Treasure Tracker isn't an RPG, but still great. But also a bit expensive. It's got a demo as well.
Pokemon Quest is free to play, but probably therefore full of microtransactions.
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Post by mlu035rsc on Mar 15, 2019 17:13:14 GMT
Hey that casino guy was well out line! The French are basically complete shits. I have been in meetings in Birmingham all day. Why is Birmingham always a building site? They have a giant Lego giraffe to. In last night’s Fortnite we were close with a few third and second places. Probably have curry later with a few Kronenburgs. Currently it's because we're getting lots of shiny new HS2-related things. We also have a recently opened Lego centre so probably something to do with that. Don't worry, post-Brexit our glorious second city will return to the shithole it was in the 70s and 80s. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 15, 2019 17:14:51 GMT
I played it with my son, who was 8 at the time, taking turns. It made the ending even more of a kick in the nuts. Who cried the most, you or him? (The content of this game is suitable for persons aged 7 years and over only. It contains: Pictures or sounds likely to be scary to young children) Just me. He looked a bit sad, he had a sombre think for 10 seconds, then asked to play Fortnite. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Mar 15, 2019 17:20:14 GMT
There's also something called Teddy the Wanderer: Mountain Hike that promises to be violence-free and good entertainment for children. I can't find a review as such, I think it might be new.
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Post by scubar on Mar 15, 2019 17:27:40 GMT
Get her playing Dark Souls, there’s a dog in that
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Post by tenthenemy on Mar 15, 2019 17:54:40 GMT
Good call. Excellent way to instil arachnophobia at a young age. |
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