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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 3, 2019 16:05:50 GMT
I have no words. (maybe some) It seems that the British farming community is bound by the EU with or without Brexit. It is sad to see how far removed we are from the days when you could guarantee good British consumables. I would very much like to meet the moron who thought it was a good idea to give up British values for a share of the international profit margin. (I would most obviously hire Mr.Tiddles for the end result)! |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 3, 2019 16:05:57 GMT
I'll go with the second reason, you Bastard* *that's being pleasant That's no way to address Shenguin. ffs there's 4 of you now, well I suppose I can add oil Mr T you're a bit of a playa |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 3, 2019 16:06:53 GMT
Is Galadankane trying to wind me up, or is he really that misinformed? Galadankane, are you trying to wind me up, or are you really that misinformed? sorry what?! eh? edit: who me?! |
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 3, 2019 16:08:31 GMT
I'll go with the second reason, you Bastard* *that's being pleasant That's no way to address Shenguin. Well, it is, but I guess what happens in Dip stays in Dip. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 3, 2019 16:13:08 GMT
Is Galadankane trying to wind me up, or is he really that misinformed? Galadankane, are you trying to wind me up, or are you really that misinformed? I feel if I were Galadankane I wouldn't answer that question without the presence of my lawyer... T A R G E T A C Q U I R E D F I R E oh fooey wrong target ak**! edit: eh?! |
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 3, 2019 16:16:40 GMT
Kane, check your spelling.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 3, 2019 16:21:27 GMT
ffs there's 4 of you now, well I suppose I can add oil Mr T you're a bit of a playa I'm not playing Dip with you. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Apr 3, 2019 16:24:34 GMT
British values! For British people!
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 3, 2019 16:24:59 GMT
Kane, check your spelling. no you're ok you've spelt your properly! |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 3, 2019 16:26:59 GMT
ffs there's 4 of you now, well I suppose I can add oil Mr T you're a bit of a playa I'm not playing Dip with you. Just as well I don't feel you can give me your full attention. I do have a film/TV series treatment which I'll run past the CB focus group this week |
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 3, 2019 16:35:47 GMT
Kane, check your spelling. no you're ok you've spelt your properly! I have aquired that skill from you. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 3, 2019 16:44:48 GMT
This forum is on it's ass. Shenguin, run a poll. Who is to blame for this forum being on it's ass. |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 3, 2019 16:58:42 GMT
Top 5 British values?
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 3, 2019 17:00:03 GMT
1 Self regard
2 Passive aggression
3 Laziness
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Post by Faceless on Apr 3, 2019 17:00:20 GMT
Shit weather
Shit public transport
Ruling the waves
Shit international football teams
Piers Morgan
Edit: if anyone tries to point out that none of those are values, you are both wrong and stupid, and I refuse to engage with you.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 3, 2019 17:07:35 GMT
Shit weather Shit public transport Ruling the waves Shit international football teams Piers Morgan Edit: if anyone tries to point out that none of those are values, you are both wrong and stupid, and I refuse to engage with you. None of those are values, bite me Though you will have a bit part in my screenplay |
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 3, 2019 17:21:21 GMT
27MHz AM till I die good buddy.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 3, 2019 18:01:48 GMT
So my initial thoughts We have a cast of MrTiddles , Ozymandias Kane , amipal and Shenguin MrTiddles is obviously the Warren Beatty character What is the genre? 1. Sex Comedy 2. Tragedy, where only one* lives, with associated sex and drama 3. Romance 4. Comedy Drama 5. Sunday afternoon film that makes you feel good 6. Science Fiction 7. Fantasy People are welcome to claim the minor parts, though Faceless has already been cast as the well meaning friend *maybe two <edit> 8. Arthouse |
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 3, 2019 18:29:44 GMT
If it's a sex comedy I'd like to play the part of the nosy aunt that pays an unexpected visit.
Fantasy is good as well, as long as I can have pointy ears.
I don't think the material lends itself to the genre of Sunday afternoon feel good film. I mean, what if Hugh Grant is too busy to play Shenguin?
If it's Science Fiction I want to be the bounty hunter with a warrant for Mr Tiddles.
I don't know about comedy drama. Maybe a sitcom.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 3, 2019 18:31:01 GMT
Well meaning friend? That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 3, 2019 18:37:20 GMT
I should have said that casting is the next phase and that gender is not fixed also Tent Hen can have pointy ears regardless, we'll work it in
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Apr 3, 2019 18:46:57 GMT
Sekiro - horse bastard
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 3, 2019 18:49:57 GMT
1. Kindness to strangers (as long as they're overseas)2. Determination (to believe in something idiotic, all evidence to the contrary)3. Courage in the face of our politicians adversity 4. Reverence for the dead (and the demonstrably inaccurate idea that everything was better back then)5. Patriotism (where, like a gelding yearning for it's lost stones, jingoistic cretins keep thinking we should still have an Empire) And of course our old system of measures was better - ffs, it was the Imperial system |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 3, 2019 18:55:40 GMT
Chumbles is obviously the wise man that no one listens to, a bit like Pandora but without a box* <edit>* seriously! Fucking Cassandra
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 3, 2019 19:06:23 GMT
Chumbles is obviously the wise man that no one listens to, a bit like Pandora but without a box* <edit>* seriously! Fucking Cassandra You see, that was another of Cassandra's problems. Not only was nobody ever listening to her, she was also perpetually confused with someone else. |
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