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Post by Admin on Dec 19, 2017 23:19:53 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 20, 2017 6:36:04 GMT
Work xmas party today, nothing like getting drunk whilst getting paid.
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 20, 2017 7:32:12 GMT
Anyone care to join me in an existential scream?
GREEEEAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
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Post by Captain Ahab on Dec 20, 2017 8:02:30 GMT
Hello,
Last night was supposed to be a pre Christmas meetup with a friend featuring Xbox, chat and a couple* of jazz cigarettes.
His ex wife as an act of revenge against my friend decided to go shopping instead of picking up their kid from him after school and a party. Plans scuppered.
His crime? Not getting out of work last Saturday at last moment to allow her a night out.
I love couples who are fighting ruining my plans. Four stars.
*Several
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Post by Captain Ahab on Dec 20, 2017 8:05:24 GMT
Hello,
Last night was supposed to be a pre Christmas meetup with a friend featuring Xbox, chat and a couple* of jazz cigarettes.
His ex wife as an act of revenge against my friend decided to go shopping instead of picking up their kid from him after school and a party. Plans scuppered.
His crime? Not getting out of work last Saturday at last moment to allow her a night out.
I love couples who are fighting ruining my plans. Four stars.
*Several
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 20, 2017 8:09:03 GMT
Calm down Ahab. Double post wankers.
Today is also my work Xmas lunch. The annual game of musical chairs so you're not next to a bellend.
Yes I realise I may be the bellend in this scenario.
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 20, 2017 8:09:29 GMT
His ex wife as an act of revenge against my friend decided to go shopping instead of picking up their kid from him after school and a party. Plans scuppered. Sounds like someone needs to dress up as a series of ghosts to teach her the true meaning of Christmas. Assuming of course you interpret the true meaning of Christmas as being tasered by police for breaking into a womans bedroom in the dead of night with talcum powder on your face and a hold-all full of costumes.
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Post by scubar on Dec 20, 2017 8:34:34 GMT
Morning.
Last night was my Work Christmas do. Sadly, I had to drive so I had the joy of being one if the few sober people in a room full of drunks.
No games, second episode of League of Gentlemen which was surprisingly sad.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 20, 2017 8:43:44 GMT
His ex wife as an act of revenge against my friend decided to go shopping instead of picking up their kid from him after school and a party. Plans scuppered. We need more detail here. Why did they split up and whose fault was it?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 20, 2017 8:54:34 GMT
I never use the term Jazz cigarettes, instead: 1. Bifter 2. Spliff 3. Jint (as opposed to Joint) 4. Jintos (extension of the above)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 8:57:15 GMT
Deviant drug addicts. This is why Keith closed down the chatterbox.
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Post by llamaman1991 on Dec 20, 2017 9:12:47 GMT
Morning!
I bought Stardew Valley last night, despite realising that it might not be for me.
I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. I've harvested 8 parsnips, planted some maple trees and met a wizard.
The fuck is going on?
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 20, 2017 9:15:15 GMT
'Ello. My work party was last Friday, I was depressingly sober and went home about 11:30. Rock and roll.
Last night I did bugger all. The standard domestic chores and then Division. I'm addicted to Survival, again. Last night I failed to extract and was killed by the hunter. So only 3 caches reward, rather than 10 or so for a successful extraction.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 20, 2017 9:15:36 GMT
Do you guys not play Elite anymore?
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Post by Faceless on Dec 20, 2017 9:18:08 GMT
Good morning,
Star wars. I liked it. In fact I think it's probably my favourite star wars film since the original trilogy.
6,5,4,8,RO,7,3,1,2.
Yeah you heard. I like Return of the Jedi the best
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 20, 2017 9:19:53 GMT
Do you guys not play Elite anymore? Shoosh. They stopped talking about it.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 20, 2017 9:22:07 GMT
Do you guys not play Elite anymore? Shoosh. They stopped talking about it. I'm trying to keep track of the "pumps". Is it Stardew pump now?
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Post by Captain Ahab on Dec 20, 2017 9:26:15 GMT
The age old story of illness, wrong expectations, parenthood and financial stress. Both and nobodies.
Top 5 reefer cigarette names? Ok perhaps not.
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 20, 2017 9:28:52 GMT
Morning.
Games: Civ V. Started as Austria, the Civ pros say the first five turns determine how the rest of the game will go. I'm screwed.
Other: rewatch of The Force Awakens to refresh my memory of the plot, ahead of seeing the new one. I've still not made my mind up whether TFA is good, bad or indifferent. 4*s.
Anal insertions: none.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 20, 2017 9:30:29 GMT
Christ I hope not. Have you see that game? In other news the psp emulator on my tablet now uses Vulcan graphics API and the games are running at a decent framerate. Hey why use a psp on the train when you can carry a tablet and a dual shock controller instead.
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Post by Jimbob on Dec 20, 2017 9:34:28 GMT
The age old story of illness, wrong expectations, parenthood and financial stress. Both and nobodies. Top 5 reefer cigarette names? Ok perhaps not. Hi Danky
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Post by Conchord on Dec 20, 2017 9:35:17 GMT
Morning!
Bit more This Is the Police. It's becoming a bit of a grind now, due to the plot points being so far apart. I'm guessing they needed this stage to classify it as a strategy/ sim game, rather than a visual novel though. I shall persevere. Need to know whether you get to take down the prick of a mayor and the ever smug Robespierre.
Tonight, the finale of Peaky Blinders. Can. Not. Wait.
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Post by dinocity on Dec 20, 2017 9:36:53 GMT
Morning!
I did not play any games last night as games are for children and the mentally feeble. Instead, I watched some Japanese cartoons because I am a mature person with fine taste.
...Oh
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Post by amipal on Dec 20, 2017 9:47:26 GMT
Morning all.
Today I am attending my fifth funeral this year. So more like mourning all, yeah?
Games? Nah. I did watch That Force Awakens though.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 9:52:54 GMT
Morning one and all, except you.
Games: none TV: started watching the league of gentleman as you all bang on about it. it's not the best recommendation from you lot on here, a man dressed as a woman feeding a pig from her tit? Filth.
Thanks tenthenemy for the knowledge I can see how long I've spent on my games on the switch.
I have somehow spent over 30 hours on Zelda and I still haven't killed a single guardian. I am atrocious at games.
That is all.
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