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Post by Admin on Apr 28, 2019 21:28:02 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 29, 2019 6:44:58 GMT
Greetings children of the corn,
TV.
Line of Duty S1. Enjoying it. First episode was meh and couldn't see what the fuss was about. Wondered if it was the hometown lad factor. Upped it's game from ep2 though.
Games.
Divisioning. You can really level up quite quickly with some of the side missions. Killed a couple of big lads. Keep forgetting about special rounds in the heat of the fight. Level 22. Back to the dark zone tonight.
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Post by scamander on Apr 29, 2019 7:18:02 GMT
Ahoy hoy,
Got back into XCOM Enemy Within. For an idiot like me it's unforgiving.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 29, 2019 7:25:26 GMT
Hullo.
Dreamchat: I had one in which one of my fwends turned out to be a serial killer. The feds wired me up and gave me a shotgun for protection. So, I met my mate who confessed. I then shotgunned him in the nadgers. He wasn't too happy about that, so I whipped out my .38 special and blew his brains out. Job done.
Morality question: Is it bad form to shotgun someone in the nadgers if they are sitting down? It felt a bit unsportmanlike to me. I still done it though. Safety first.
TV: All the sports.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 29, 2019 7:50:56 GMT
I wish I hadn't posted that, I don't think it reflects at all well on my generous and giving nature.
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Post by Destry on Apr 29, 2019 8:22:01 GMT
This forum's on its ass.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 29, 2019 8:25:32 GMT
Hullo. Dreamchat: I had one in which one of my fwends turned out to be a serial killer. The feds wired me up and gave me a shotgun for protection. So, I met my mate who confessed. I then shotgunned him in the nadgers. He wasn't too happy about that, so I whipped out my .38 special and blew his brains out. Job done. Morality question: Is it bad form to shotgun someone in the nadgers if they are sitting down? It felt a bit unsportmanlike to me. I still done it though. Safety first. TV: All the sports. I never have dreams like this, my dreams involve playing with my childhood dog in my old family home or going fishing. Just healthy stuff really. Sometimes I dream I can fly. At this point I would suggest professional help particularly if this is a regular occurrence. Such a professional could help you achieve that head shot in the first instance or possibly recommend a suitable attachment such as a choke for the shotgun. |
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Post by amipal on Apr 29, 2019 8:28:28 GMT
You people dream?
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 29, 2019 8:28:50 GMT
Mrs Cranks brother-in-law is a big Radiohead fan.
They live in Oxford and his daughter was doing some entrance exam for a school.
Thom Raisin-Peanut Yorkie was also waiting for his kid to do said exam. Mrs C's BIL was wondering if it was bad form to encourage your kid to choose a school so he could bump into his musical hero from time to time.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 29, 2019 8:30:44 GMT
“To die, to sleep – to sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there’s the rub, for in this sleep of death what dreams may come…”
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Post by amipal on Apr 29, 2019 8:41:35 GMT
Morning all.
I had roast lamb for dinner yesterday. It's been bloody ages since I've had roast lamb, and it was delicious with a capital D.
TVblog - Gardener's World. Not my choice, you understand. I only sort the lawn in the garden.
Gamesblog - more AC Odyssey, and carried on with the Odyssey. I also had the game stutter for two minutes and then politely freeze and crash. Ubisoft will be hearing about this (via the automated error reporting).
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 29, 2019 8:44:14 GMT
TVblog - Gardener's World. Not my choice, you understand. I only sort the lawn in the garden. There's another Monty Don one where he goes around to people's gardens to see how they are transformed, I have been subjected to watching it a few times. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 29, 2019 8:46:01 GMT
You can say that again. I blame the management and I don't mean Hale & Pace. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 29, 2019 8:53:38 GMT
I Blame It On the Boogie
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 29, 2019 9:04:21 GMT
Mrs Cranks brother-in-law is a big Radiohead fan. They live in Oxford and his daughter was doing some entrance exam for a school. Thom Raisin-Peanut Yorkie was also waiting for his kid to do said exam. Mrs C's BIL was wondering if it was bad form to encourage your kid to choose a school so he could bump into his musical hero from time to time. Nah, it is perfectly fine and normal to stalk people via your children. Not in the slightest bit strange and very unlikely to be a sign you are a wrong 'un. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 29, 2019 9:10:51 GMT
Younglings
Just do as uncle Crank says and nobody needs to get hurt.
We'll get you professional help later.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 29, 2019 9:12:18 GMT
I couldn't blame it on the sunshine, well, not today. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 29, 2019 9:13:30 GMT
I blame it on the black star.
No, wait, that was yesterday. Today I think it's probably your fault.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 29, 2019 9:16:36 GMT
Is Shenguin dead? Maybe it wasn't a dream and I shotgunned him in the balls last night. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 29, 2019 9:17:13 GMT
Ah, fuck it..
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 29, 2019 9:19:36 GMT
1-0 finger wag
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Post by amipal on Apr 29, 2019 9:20:13 GMT
Has Shenguin been shot gunned in the balls? Shenguin, have you been shot gunned in the balls? |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 29, 2019 9:30:43 GMT
Still got 'em both with no sign of shotgun injuries, so I'm going to hazard a guess that I haven't been.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 29, 2019 9:48:09 GMT
Or they are small retracted enough not to get easily damaged.
It is one advantage Shenguin has in not being Billy Big Bollocks
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 29, 2019 9:58:11 GMT
I'm uncertain that my genitalia are a suitable subject for discussion here, or anywhere else.
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