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Post by Destry on May 3, 2019 15:44:33 GMT
Is it too early for a drinky-poos? Way ahead of you. |
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Post by cobblers on May 3, 2019 15:45:32 GMT
Tiddles! Absolutely not. I’m on the Friday PM tunes as a warm up pending 5pm smash, office etiquette is the only thing in my way.
On this note, new Rammstein number can only be described as a proper banger. Probably don’t watch the video at work though.
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Post by Felice Landry on May 3, 2019 15:51:58 GMT
I'm never touching alcohol again
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Post by cobblers on May 3, 2019 15:58:24 GMT
Oh man, there’s a new Beast In Black album out.
If you like brilliant, brilliant terrible cheesy power metal with a singer who does a very passable Rob Halford impression you just cannot go wrong with these guys. Outstanding.
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Post by stxdpr on May 3, 2019 16:14:26 GMT
On the way to a beer festival, the train keeps saying it's in the wrong place. Is the train drunk or just not working. Will it actually get to the destination or just stop when it thinks it's at the right place?
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Post by MrTiddles on May 3, 2019 16:38:18 GMT
I think I'll pop out for some more delicious booze.
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Post by tenthenemy on May 3, 2019 16:44:34 GMT
I'm never touching alcohol again Anything left of your recent wine purchase I could give a good home to? |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 3, 2019 16:44:46 GMT
On the way to a beer festival, my face keeps saying it's the wrong face. Is my face drunk or just not working. Will it actually get to the destination or just stop when it thinks it's the right face? Hmmm...to the off-licence! |
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Post by Faceless on May 3, 2019 16:59:56 GMT
I'm never touching alcohol again Sticking to soft drinks like beer and cider instead? Very sensible. |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 3, 2019 17:23:29 GMT
On the way to a beer festival, my face keeps saying it's the wrong face. Is my face drunk or just not working. Will it actually get to the destination or just stop when it thinks it's the right face? Hmmm...to the off-licence! God, that sounded like Kane. I apologise. |
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Post by amipal on May 3, 2019 17:29:52 GMT
Boozeblog: yes! Get on it.
I bought a Spanish Rioja, and two large bottles of beer (one Chinese, one Czech). That, plus some rum, should sort me for the weekend.
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Post by Faceless on May 3, 2019 17:39:17 GMT
Boozeblog: yes! Get on it. I bought a Spanish Rioja, and two large bottles of beer (one Chinese, one Czech). That, plus some rum, should sort me for the weekend. You're clearly forgetting it's a three day weekend. |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 3, 2019 17:42:59 GMT
I'm never touching alcohol again Anything left of your recent wine purchase I could give a good home to? Unfortunately my imaginary preferred mammal would probably object |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 3, 2019 17:44:31 GMT
Games: a bit more Dragon Quest VII. I had forgotten that DQ is the series that puts dead party members into coffins that follow the surviving ones wherever they go until they are resurrected. This time it was poor Maribel who'd snuffed it in a fight against a woebergine (I know, the shame, the shame). A constant reminder that you better fork over some money to the priest at the nearest church. This is the kind of spiritual experience I can get behind. Gaming prospects are looking favourable over the Bank Holiday weekend. I might even try finishing Ocelot Travesty. OTTM: After Yaxley-Lennon aka "Tommy Robinson" got covered in milkshake for a second time I checked to make sure that I still had two bottles of Frijj in the fridge, just in case I might run into him. The flavour is "fudge brownie", which seems entirely appropriate for such an occasion. |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 3, 2019 17:48:09 GMT
Anything left of your recent wine purchase I could give a good home to? Unfortunately my imaginary preferred mammal would probably object Imaginary preferred mammals are easy to ignore. |
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Post by Tuffers on May 3, 2019 17:58:14 GMT
Just had a text from my parents: the Tour de Yorkshire goes past their house tomorrow and, to mark the momentous occasion, they (or possibly the village) are in the process of erecting a sculpture of a pterodactyl. I can only assume they’ve had this pterodactyl sculpture for a while and have, until now, been at a loss as to what to do with it. I too am in Yorkshire for the weekend. At the seaside. The bike people will be speeding past my temporary weekend residence tomorrow. I might watch. Not sure. Unfortunately, I do not have a pterodactyl sculpture. I've got some cans of beer and a hanky on my head though. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 3, 2019 18:07:17 GMT
I made an away day to the guardian fashion section as I’m thinking about sprucing up my wardrobe for spring
Apparently I need a bucket hat, sandals, orange or beige shorts and a bright yellow jacket that costs about £1000. A strong look, but I think I could pull it off.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 3, 2019 18:54:30 GMT
Hot off the press.
'The Lad' a few doors down had the housing officer around this morn'. Various potty words were said at the officer. At one point 'The Lad' slammed the door in the H.O.'s face and went on a screaming & kicking the walls rampage inside his flat, only to re-open the door to ask 'What time will you be round next week?' in the politest voice imaginable.*
Since then, he's been shouting to himself all afternoon and even on the street outside.
Also, he's 'kicked off' all the internal door handles to his property.
And they say murder is a bad thing...
*Witnessed by me.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 3, 2019 18:58:33 GMT
I'm gonna have all the booze tonight.
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Post by Felice Landry on May 3, 2019 19:03:26 GMT
Also, he's 'kicked off' all the internal door handles to his property. How do you know this? Doing a bit of reconnaissance? |
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Post by Faceless on May 3, 2019 19:14:03 GMT
Also, he's 'kicked off' all the internal door handles to his property. How do you know this? Doing a bit of reconnaissance? 'the lad' is one of Tiddles' multiple personalities, along with elderly neighbour, jehovas witnesses, and Galadankane. |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 3, 2019 19:16:31 GMT
Also, he's 'kicked off' all the internal door handles to his property. How do you know this? Doing a bit of reconnaissance? Ah, I thought this might come up. No recon. If you recall the neighbour with oxygen mask in a wheelchair whom he called a 'paedo' last bank holiday weekend. Well, he lent 'The Lad' his mobile phone today to call the repairs people. With the proviso that the phone was not let out of his sight. So, he heard it all. |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 3, 2019 19:23:16 GMT
How do you know this? Doing a bit of reconnaissance? 'the lad' is one of Tiddles' multiple personalities, along with elderly neighbour, jehovas witnesses, and Galadankane. Maybe, I'm one of 'The Lad's' multiple personalities. Who knows. |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 3, 2019 19:54:20 GMT
I did say that everyone here was an aspect of my personality, if these aspects start multiplying as well then we've gone full Inception.
Totally confused, who is real?
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Post by Faceless on May 3, 2019 19:57:08 GMT
I wonder if babyf is in a wicker man yet.
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