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Post by Shenguin on May 17, 2019 9:30:10 GMT
Hand her a copy of Descartes' Meditations on First Philosophy, and ask her if she's real.
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Post by amipal on May 17, 2019 9:40:56 GMT
The correct answer as the child in question has very religious grandparents is to deflect to the question "is God real?" Go ask her that and tell her you have faith in Santa. Faith is a fact. |
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Post by Shenguin on May 17, 2019 9:48:41 GMT
Good morning, Whose turn is it to damage shenguins car today? I've lost the rota. This joke isn't funny today, you bastard. Narrow country lane, muddy wet road, another car that should have known better than to get in my fucking way. Some damage to my front wing and bumper. Blame was definitely at least 50:50, maybe even more. Whatever that means. Cough. That's now 4 incidents plus a squirrel suicide in less than 100 days. To be fair, I was stationary or parked for all of those, apart from the squirrel and today. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 17, 2019 10:13:51 GMT
80/80 In your faces, losers. Morning 1/80 in reverse order, just because.. I have no idea, but I am 1 of 1 at least that's a start! |
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Post by Tuffers on May 17, 2019 10:23:55 GMT
The correct answer as the child in question has very religious grandparents is to deflect to the question "is God real?" Go ask her that and tell her you have faith in Santa. Faith is a fact. True. George Michael knew. RIP in peace. |
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Post by Tuffers on May 17, 2019 10:24:33 GMT
Club Tropicana, drinks are freeeee
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 17, 2019 10:25:35 GMT
Hand her a copy of Descartes' Meditations on First Philosophy, and ask her if she's real. Thought by Jawaharlal Nehru ( Gandhi press 1985), I Ching and Zen and the art of Faking it (Jordan Sonnenblick) (late edit) Thoughts.. |
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Post by crankcaller on May 17, 2019 10:32:12 GMT
I'm not giving a child Ching.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 17, 2019 10:37:37 GMT
Squirrel's revenge Shen, you got to watch them they tend to gang up on you, they most likely did a deal with the local Badger gang, making the first car swerve and muddying the ground in the lane. (I'm not paranoid,I'm not, I'm not.. am I)?! |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 17, 2019 10:38:48 GMT
Good morning, Whose turn is it to damage shenguins car today? I've lost the rota. This joke isn't funny today, you bastard. Narrow country lane, muddy wet road, another car that should have known better than to get in my fucking way. Some damage to my front wing and bumper. Blame was definitely at least 50:50, maybe even more. Whatever that means. Cough. That's now 4 incidents plus a squirrel suicide in less than 100 days. To be fair, I was stationary or parked for all of those, apart from the squirrel and today. 55:55 blame. All % are out of 110 (as a minimum) or you simply aren't trying. This can rise to 120% but I think you'l get away with 110% this time. |
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Post by scubar on May 17, 2019 10:41:32 GMT
71/80
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Post by Sheep2 on May 17, 2019 10:44:49 GMT
Are these scores the number of times in the last 80 days you have damaged Shenguin's car?
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Post by MrTiddles on May 17, 2019 10:48:02 GMT
Squirrel's revenge Shen, you got to watch them they tend to gang up on you, they most likely did a deal with the local Badger gang, making the first car swerve and muddying the ground in the lane. (I'm not paranoid,I'm not, I'm not.. am I)?! You're never alone with paranoia. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 17, 2019 10:52:24 GMT
You're never alone with paranoia. Who said that, hello anyone there, I'm sure there was someone there..is there?! oh.. you! |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 17, 2019 10:55:10 GMT
Squirrel's revenge Shen, you got to watch them they tend to gang up on you, they most likely did a deal with the local Badger gang, making the first car swerve and muddying the ground in the lane. (I'm not paranoid,I'm not, I'm not.. am I)?! I saw a dead badger on the road when I drove to Bakewell last week. Their war with the squirrels seems to have gone up a notch. |
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Post by Tuffers on May 17, 2019 11:00:49 GMT
Squirrel's revenge Shen, you got to watch them they tend to gang up on you, they most likely did a deal with the local Badger gang, making the first car swerve and muddying the ground in the lane. (I'm not paranoid,I'm not, I'm not.. am I)?! I saw a dead badger on the road when I drove to Bakewell last week. Their war with the squirrels seems to have gone up a notch. Maybe it was just sleeping. |
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Post by Shenguin on May 17, 2019 11:30:03 GMT
39/80 once I realised what we were actually talking about.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 17, 2019 11:37:04 GMT
What are we talking about. I haven't the foggiest. Probably for the best.
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Post by Chumbles on May 17, 2019 11:39:37 GMT
68/81
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Post by Sheep2 on May 17, 2019 11:39:57 GMT
We are talking about this.
Some unexpectedly generous scoring
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Post by Shenguin on May 17, 2019 11:46:31 GMT
RIP in pieces Grumpy Cat. I'm pretty sure I didn't run him over.
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Post by Shenguin on May 17, 2019 11:48:17 GMT
We are talking about this.Some unexpectedly generous scoring Sounds like someone didn't score very well. |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 17, 2019 11:51:46 GMT
In the GoT quiz? 64/80.
I disagreed with one answer - about the plot to kill Joffrey
I did really badly on what else GoT actors have been in apart from Lovejoy. I'm not convinced they are really GoT questions. Also it turns out I don't watch enough (non-football) tv.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 17, 2019 11:56:48 GMT
I saw a dead badger on the road when I drove to Bakewell last week. Their war with the squirrels seems to have gone up a notch. Night raids have increased, I heard rumours they were hiring ninja's for scouting missions, that or Mr.Tiddles! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 17, 2019 11:59:20 GMT
I saw a dead badger on the road when I drove to Bakewell last week. Their war with the squirrels seems to have gone up a notch. Maybe it was just sleeping. That's the old playing dead on the road ploy, just when you think you're safe, WHAM they get you! Avoid them with all caution. |
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