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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 17, 2019 12:00:09 GMT
What are we talking about. I haven't the foggiest. Probably for the best. Your face is the foggiest! |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 17, 2019 12:16:39 GMT
Sausage cob and flaming hot Walkers crisps.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 17, 2019 12:20:24 GMT
Whenever I go to the high street at lunch time I am left with the impression that 80% of the people* walking around have not done well in life, but then why are they all mooching around the high street at that time? What an earth is there for them? Why aren't they at home playing that angry bird game or sat in front of the telly watching watching Bargain Hunt?
*Not including the beggars and scallies, obviously they're there for the hustle. Or food and shelter.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 17, 2019 12:27:04 GMT
I made fun of poor people and now google ads are trying to sell me Bunnahabhain Stiureadair Single Malt Whisky.
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Post by Shenguin on May 17, 2019 12:34:58 GMT
Whenever I go to the high street at lunch time I am left with the impression that 80% of the people* walking around have not done well in life, but then why are they all mooching around the high street at that time? What an earth is there for them? Why aren't they at home playing that angry bird game or sat in front of the telly watching watching Bargain Hunt? *Not including the beggars and scallies, obviously they're there for the hustle. Or food and shelter. I know 80% of me hasn't done well in life. The other 30% of me is winging it brilliantly and always seems to get lucky though. I am in an office wearing a suit and tie, and not crying at the moment. I have a coffee that someone lower paid than me made for me earlier. It doesn't get more absolutely winning at life than that. Except I left my cheese sandwich in the car. |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 17, 2019 12:34:59 GMT
There's a lot of desperate cheese sandwich makers today.
Abandoned, desolate, lost, facing bankruptcy.
Why? What did they do that was so wrong?
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 17, 2019 12:37:17 GMT
Moved to Sheffield?
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Post by scubar on May 17, 2019 12:40:20 GMT
I had a fry up for breakfast. Subsequently I don’t need to eat until tonight.
Noodle pot, packet of hula hoops, banana and a toffee crisp.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 17, 2019 12:46:12 GMT
There's a lot of desperate cheese sandwich makers today. Abandoned, desolate, lost, facing bankruptcy. Why? What did they do that was so wrong? They didn't bring Shenguin his sandwich, they're doomed, doomed! |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 17, 2019 12:48:36 GMT
Never watched it - guessed them all. 19/80 Same here. 43/80. Put more effort into your guessing. |
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Post by Tuffers on May 17, 2019 13:02:42 GMT
Fish and curry sauce from the posh* chippy.
*It has tables, chairs, plastic 'cutlery' and paper napkins.
I'm kind of a big deal.
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Post by Pyjakson on May 17, 2019 13:05:35 GMT
Whenever I go to the high street of whichever shit city Baby lives in at lunch time and see him I am left with the impression that he has not done well in life, but then why is he mooching around the high street at that time? What an earth is there for him? Why isn't he at home playing that angry bird game or sat in front of the telly watching watching Bargain Hunt?
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Post by cobblers on May 17, 2019 13:05:42 GMT
Whenever I go to the high street at lunch time I am left with the impression that 80% of the people* walking around have not done well in life... Not including the beggars and scallies, obviously they're there for the hustle. Or food and shelter. Might I suggest sir gets a haircut and a new financial advisor, then perhaps aims up a bit? |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 17, 2019 13:06:11 GMT
Grumpy Cat was my spirit animal.
I once used a picture of Grumpy Cat in one of Mr Tent Rooster's conference talks to befuddle the crusty academics and to give students the impression that he was down wiv da yoof on internet memes. It worked.
I told him today that, sadly, Grumpy Cat was no more. He said he hadn't realised that that was a real cat.
Then he suggested getting a new kitten tomorrow.
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Post by cobblers on May 17, 2019 13:09:49 GMT
I mean, look at me, I’ve got a Tunnocks Teacake! That’s what hard graft and a bit of self belief will get you.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 17, 2019 13:14:19 GMT
I had a fry up for breakfast. Subsequently I don’t need to eat until tonight. Noodle pot, packet of hula hoops, banana and a toffee crisp. Noodles in a veg sauce with Creole seasoning, mmm good! |
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 17, 2019 13:15:05 GMT
I've just had my card rejected at Burger King at Dublin airport. Fortunately I used the last of my euros on 3 massive Toblerones, so a nourishing lunch awaits.
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Post by Faceless on May 17, 2019 13:18:59 GMT
I'd never heard of grumpy cat until shenguin ran it over.
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Post by Pyjakson on May 17, 2019 13:19:16 GMT
I got ID'ed on my lunchbreak. Luckily I was just* old enough to buy two bottles of Tempest - Long White Cloud. Probably the best craft I've had from a supermarket.
*by 14 years
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Post by Pyjakson on May 17, 2019 13:20:20 GMT
Grumpy cat won't see 10 in a row.
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Post by Shenguin on May 17, 2019 13:20:41 GMT
Grumpy Cat was my spirit animal. I once used a picture of Grumpy Cat in one of Mr Tent Rooster's conference talks to befuddle the crusty academics and to give students the impression that he was down wiv da yoof on internet memes. It worked. I told him today that, sadly, Grumpy Cat was no more. He said he hadn't realised that that was a real cat. Then he suggested getting a new kitten tomorrow. Is he now under the impression that Grumpy Cat was your cat? Is that why he wants a new kitten? |
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Post by scubar on May 17, 2019 13:23:06 GMT
I've just had my card rejected at Burger King at Dublin airport. Fortunately I used the last of my euros on 3 massive Toblerones, so a nourishing lunch awaits. Alright Alan. On your way to Dundee? |
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Post by Shenguin on May 17, 2019 13:26:56 GMT
I mean, look at me, I’ve got a discredited translation of the Voynich manuscript! That’s what hard graft and a bit of self belief will get you. ftfy |
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Post by cobblers on May 17, 2019 13:32:24 GMT
Your face is a discredited translation of the Voynocchivichives manuscript and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 17, 2019 13:35:22 GMT
If you've got a few hours I'd love to give my interpretation of the Voynich manuscript. Its wiggler heavy and involves the knights wiggler, the pyramids and the SAS.
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