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Post by tenthenemy on May 24, 2019 12:18:09 GMT
I'm worried about catching this birthday bug that's doing the rounds here. Happy birthday, cobblers! The Jay Rayner stamp of approval is just confirmation of your good taste. I never thought I'd write these words. |
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Post by Pyjakson on May 24, 2019 12:28:53 GMT
I always think of anyone who wants to vote for a Nationalist party as a bit of a twat What if said party are the only real social-democratic alternative on offer? What then? I'd spoil my ballot before voting for a party represented by John Mason. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 24, 2019 12:36:11 GMT
I always think of anyone who wants to vote for a Nationalist party as a bit of a twat What if said party are the only real social-democratic alternative on offer? What then? It all depends on how simplistic your definitions of nationalism are. The Tories at present are clearly more nationalistic than the SNP; and the (internationalist) Greens and Scottish Socialists are more pro-independence than the SNP. It's almost as if it;s more complicated than just whether or not one is a thick twat. (I actually am a thick twat, but that's just a coincidence). |
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 24, 2019 12:37:01 GMT
Shit, I've got double maths now.
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Post by Pyjakson on May 24, 2019 12:49:58 GMT
Shit, I've got double maths now. I've got a bottle of white lightning, coming down the forry*? *I'm assuming all schools have woods nearby known as 'the forry'. |
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Post by Chumbles on May 24, 2019 12:52:23 GMT
She's gone - poor cow. And the idiotic journalists are assessing her tenure as PM on whether she achieved her initial objectives. Partly through tying up with the wretched DUP, but mainly because of continually trying to find a plaster to stop the bleeding wound of Brexit and the mouths of the rancorous back-stabbing public schoolboys on the benches behind her we can say that the government of this country has been largely non-existent... Her main failure has been her inability to realize that the Tories have become a fragmented bunch of herd animals with a minority of savage, irresponsible, doctrinaire berks and that temporizing with these scum not only gave their opinions entirely disproportionate weight, but that she would be unable to deliver Brexit in a form that those who voted for it would recognise, but that the attempt to do so would result in an extended hiatus which would make her initial policy objectives unattainable and polarize opinions and divide both country and party into increasingly extreme tribal camps. She meant well and the road to hell has been paved with her good intentions. Now the vultures, the demons and demagogues, the incompetent and otherwise unelectable will fight to see who will lead us further into insanity ...  |
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2019 13:49:08 GMT
In light of a recent post on the Graun’s politics blog, I would just like to make it absolutely clear that I am not Jacob Rees-Mogg. You think that's bad, I found out last year I shared my birthday with babyfark |
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Post by amipal on May 24, 2019 14:05:43 GMT
No one in May's position could have delivered what everyone wanted. Frankly, I'm amazed she survived as PM as long as she did. Tenacious.
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Post by Stormzy on May 24, 2019 14:09:06 GMT
Where's our political correspondent 'BiNK' at this time of uncertainty? Or, failing that, his batman 'Shenguin'? Who the fuck is BiNK? |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 24, 2019 14:53:16 GMT
Shenguin goes on holiday, May finally resigns. Coincidence? I think not.
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Post by lazybones on May 24, 2019 15:05:37 GMT
Happy birthday WilliumCobblers
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Post by Felice Landry on May 24, 2019 15:06:39 GMT
Shenguin goes on holiday, May finally resigns. Coincidence? I think not. Where did he go? |
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2019 15:09:24 GMT
Shenguin goes on holiday, May finally resigns. Coincidence? I think not. Where did he go? Just be grateful |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 24, 2019 15:35:10 GMT
Shenguin goes on holiday, May finally resigns. Coincidence? I think not. Where did he go? How accurate does your missile need the coordinates to be? |
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Post by cobblers on May 24, 2019 15:58:15 GMT
Thank you all for your kind wishes. It appears that I may be starting my evening of fine dining &c with a trip to ‘spoons. Adieu!
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Post by MrTiddles on May 24, 2019 16:25:18 GMT
Where's our political correspondent 'BiNK' at this time of uncertainty? Or, failing that, his batman 'Shenguin'? Who the fuck is BiNK? I'm sure Aristotle asked the very same question. Or was it Descartes, 'I think, therefore I'm BiNK'? My memory fails me, much like my face etc.. |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 24, 2019 17:49:43 GMT
I'm sure we can all agree
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Post by Felice Landry on May 24, 2019 18:11:23 GMT
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Post by tenthenemy on May 24, 2019 18:43:34 GMT
Classic Socrates.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 24, 2019 18:49:18 GMT
I prefer Plato, but then..
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Post by Chumbles on May 24, 2019 19:07:47 GMT
Archimedes for me; the guy who worked out how to make a screw to get his balls raised to a higher level ...  |
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on May 24, 2019 19:33:08 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on May 24, 2019 20:28:43 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on May 24, 2019 21:17:50 GMT
Her main failure has been the fact that she's incompetent, lacked any semblance of leadership ability, failed to avoid being small-minded and nasty, has enacted racist policies, and in betraying her own beliefs she's also betrayed her country. ftfy Separately, happy birthday Cobblers. |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 24, 2019 21:19:35 GMT
Your face is superb. Mind you, I've had a few drinks. Still, though, lookin' good Tuffers |
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