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Post by EasilyLead on May 29, 2019 11:43:15 GMT
I moved to Australia. The sex is rubbish as the average weight of an Australian woman is about 150 kg. On the other hand it's a long way from Elon Musk.
I'm actually in the UK at the moment.
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Post by amipal on May 29, 2019 11:56:53 GMT
Why do dragons suddenly appear, every time I am over encumbered and in a densely wooded area? The Carpenters have let themselves go. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 29, 2019 11:58:25 GMT
amipal casually mocking Karen Carpenter there.
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Post by gongfarmer on May 29, 2019 12:03:14 GMT
Walked up a mountain and saw some goats and vultures, before breakfast this morning. Four stars. Calm down Moses. Is that Moses? I know one of the bible lot went up a mountain. It was he, shortly before founding the British car industry.
...came back down in a Triumph, apparently.
Coat. Got.
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Post by Felice Landry on May 29, 2019 12:12:32 GMT
Ham sandwich with dijon mustard
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Post by mlu035rsc on May 29, 2019 12:13:10 GMT
Afternoon 'boxers, did someone mention coffee? I've had three strong ones already and am barely awake, all thanks to the husky deciding about 11 days ago that once it's light outside he's due a walk. Anyone want to help me bury a husky corpse? Probably should've worved today instead of driving my one tonne death machine to work although half-term traffic made it a much simpler than usual commute. Games: If I am still able to function come 6pm back to dinobots. I think I am doing it wrong because I am rinsing high-level camps etc. but can't take down a level 12 boss despite being level 21  Any advice? TV: Missed Planets, so will watch on iPlayer later Movies: Nothing. OTTM: Dating is no more. Given up. Tennis is on the up though. |
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Post by amipal on May 29, 2019 12:24:03 GMT
Sausage sandwich.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 29, 2019 12:26:09 GMT
Likewise, with apple sauce and stuffing. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 29, 2019 12:33:48 GMT
Did chumbles' swinging dick pic affect the lunch choices today?
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Post by Sheep2 on May 29, 2019 12:49:26 GMT
Povertystricken are the cheesemakers.
I'm sure they would make cock shaped cheese if only they had realised.
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Post by BiNk on May 29, 2019 13:02:37 GMT
I moved to Australia. The sex is rubbish as the average weight of an Australian woman is about 150 kg. On the other hand it's a long way from Elon Musk. I'm actually in the UK at the moment. U daft sexist B X |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 29, 2019 13:12:50 GMT
I like mlu035rsc 's posts. They are rich & compelling. I'm not too sure his Avatar is genuine though, unlike mine. I'm at a loose end. [EDIT] I like BiNK's posts as well, I find them relaxing. Like a nice G&T when you've done a particularly pleasing murder. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 29, 2019 13:17:37 GMT
I moved to Australia. The sex is rubbish as the average weight of an Australian woman is about 150 kg. On the other hand it's a long way from Elon Musk. I'm actually in the UK at the moment. The average weight of the Australian woman is 68kg. However I expect the average weight of the Australian women happy to have sex with you is far in excess of this figure. |
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Post by Chumbles on May 29, 2019 13:29:17 GMT
Did chumbles' swinging dick pic affect the lunch choices today? That wasn't my dick, but this lying bastard's:  I had no broadband for 5 whole hours early this morning... so I was unable to relay to you the pleasant news that Boris Johnson has been accused of misconduct in public office "has been ordered to appear in court over claims he lied by saying the UK gave the EU £350m a week." courtesy of the BBCThe sad truth is so many politicians, past and present, could be accused of misconduct in public office that their court cases would crash the capacity of the judicial system to process them. Blair would be first in line |
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Post by Tuffers on May 29, 2019 15:23:27 GMT
Likewise, with apple sauce and stuffing. Sausage brothers. Turns on dictaphone. "Idea for a new TV show. Amipal and BabyF, in their shared apartment, like Bert and Ernie, they get into hilarious DIY scrapes,.... Oh ..oh fuck.. forget it."... *pulls trigger* |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 29, 2019 15:25:13 GMT
For the Apex Legends players among us...  |
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Post by scubar on May 29, 2019 15:25:29 GMT
EasilyLead? Alive?
End times...
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Post by scubar on May 29, 2019 15:26:14 GMT
Next you’ll be telling me EnglishRed hasn’t died (again).
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Post by EasilyLead on May 29, 2019 15:33:01 GMT
It's not sexist - the average weight of an Australian man is about 200kg. "However I expect the average weight of the Australian women happy to have sex with you is far in excess of this figure" I'd be offended by this if it wasn't true. And I wouldn't say any of them were 'happy'.
Maybe it's just the place I've been staying, people in Sydney were noticeably slimmer. And less racist. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 29, 2019 15:51:39 GMT
I'm in Austria today. Hoping to get some sex tourism in later if they are not showing the football or Heidi reruns or whatever.
Schnitzel.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 29, 2019 16:29:44 GMT
Heidi is based in the Swiss Alps.
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Post by crankcaller on May 29, 2019 17:00:25 GMT
Calm down Goat Peter.
I wondered what he was goat at?
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Post by BigG74 on May 29, 2019 17:52:25 GMT
Everything is awful. I’ve been playing Skyrim again. It’s also awful. Why do dragons suddenly appear, every time I am over encumbered and in a densely wooded area? Awful. Hula hoops and a cheese and salami sandwich. Awful. Work. Awful. Weather. Awful. My face. Awful. People going up mountains and coming back down again. Awful. Nothing good ever comes of it. I’ve got this terrible pain in my diodes all down my left hand side. Paragraphs. Awful. |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 29, 2019 18:29:09 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on May 29, 2019 19:19:31 GMT
Blimey, Felice Landry, that looks so much better than my Tesco Braised Gristle, err Beef, and Mash with Mustard Baked Beans; I add the mustard so that it's got some flavour. On a more cheerful note...  ![]() To be honest this game was a rollover for my 34th victory ... given the numerous medical hits I thought I would lose, but it turned out that guys started playing this without realizing it's a good idea to order stuff every day, at least, and that a 3 day holiday was coming up... |
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Any advice?
