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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 13, 2019 12:36:44 GMT
Chip butty
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Post by amipal on Jun 13, 2019 12:40:37 GMT
I invented a marvellously delicious sandwich at lunch. It contained bacon, lettuce, and tomato, and also had a thin spread of salad cream.
I may name it the BLT, make it a bit easier for proles to say. Can't interrupt the mouth-breathing for too long.
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Post by cobblers on Jun 13, 2019 12:48:54 GMT
I’ve assessed the situation and concluded that a campsite on the side of a hill in Pembrokeshire outside of mobile signal and between three and five boxes of wine currently represents best-value, regardless of weather.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 13, 2019 12:53:03 GMT
High up the hill. Above the flood marks.
Unless you have one of those really well sealed waterproof tents, in which case float away.
An empty wine bottle makes an ideal makeshift paddle.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 13, 2019 13:02:04 GMT
High up the hill. Above the flood marks. Unless you have one of those really well sealed waterproof tents, in which case float away. An empty wine bottle makes an ideal makeshift paddle. And Cobblers can still contribute to box, whilst in the dangerous wilderness of Wales, by jotting his comments down on a dead mouse, and the popping the mouse into an another empty wine bottle and lobbing it into the floodwaters, in the general direction of Destrys house. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 13, 2019 13:08:03 GMT
Had a game of PUBG during my lunch and breezed into the top 10 without meeting another player before someone engaged me from a roof top. I got a head shot in and decided to push into their house while they healed and I heard them run down the stairs, I then decided to copy what the streamers do (in essence this is where it all went terribly wrong) and I tried to chuck a grenade out of my room to the bottom of the stairs. I of course missed and the grenade bounced back forcing me to flee guns holstered into the guy who easily gunned me down. 4 stars.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 13, 2019 13:20:48 GMT
We have always been at war with EUrasia.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 13, 2019 13:32:42 GMT
BoJo's doing well in the whatever it is.
I've also spent the last 3 hours in hospital, just accompanying an associate. I didn't like it one bit.
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Post by cobblers on Jun 13, 2019 14:33:49 GMT
*external screaming*
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 13, 2019 14:35:18 GMT
I hope Chumbles is ok.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 13, 2019 14:36:46 GMT
I mean endless hospital visits is one thing.
If Mr Tiddles is there as well though.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 13, 2019 14:40:42 GMT
I’ve assessed the situation and concluded that a campsite on the side of a hill in Pembrokeshire outside of mobile signal and between three and five boxes of wine currently represents best-value, regardless of weather. So you are staying with Dowling1981? That's good, he really could do with having company. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 13, 2019 14:46:59 GMT
I just had a £7.50 hot dog. What have you ever done? Did you just order a £7.50 hot dog? A hot dog? Dog, bun, onions, ketchup? It costs £7.50? You don't get bourbon in it or anything? |
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Post by cobblers on Jun 13, 2019 15:03:14 GMT
I’ve assessed the situation and concluded that a campsite on the side of a hill in Pembrokeshire outside of mobile signal and between three and five boxes of wine currently represents best-value, regardless of weather. So you are staying with Dowling1981? That's good, he really could do with having company. I’ve had some dealings with someone called ******* recently* , which always put me in mind of pleasant wine and cheese evenings in Llangollen. *Name redacted due to professional obligations, which rather defeats the whole point of this post, now I come to think about it. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 13, 2019 15:14:01 GMT
I just had a £7.50 hot dog. What have you ever done? Did you just order a £7.50 hot dog? A hot dog? Dog, bun, onions, ketchup? It costs £7.50? You don't get bourbon in it or anything? Yes, just a hot dog. It had a fancy name and cool hipster guys serving/cooking them in a converted trailer type thing. It had onions, 'kraut, pickles, mustard and Ketchup, in a standard hot dog bun. The' dog was pretty special though, a real SNAP to it, pretty good size, and the pork was nice and peppery inside. Was it worth £7.50? Not a chance. They saw me coming. Was it good. Yup. Would recommend, 4 stars. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2019 15:20:17 GMT
The big advantage of being in Brum is anything less than a 200m rise in sea levels should be ok. Everyone's just letting this go? Without saying anything? You people. |
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Post by cobblers on Jun 13, 2019 15:35:03 GMT
The big advantage of being in Brum is anything less than a 200m rise in sea levels should be ok. Everyone's just letting this go? Without saying anything? You people. shhhh. we’re hoping for a good laugh once the water level hits about 141 meters. |
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Post by cobblers on Jun 13, 2019 15:38:37 GMT
In other news, I’m fine now. Absolutely A:OK. The screaming worked a treat.
I am hitting the bottle so fucking hard this evening it’s untrue, mind you. Fuck Adrian Chiles’ shit, I demand - I deserve - booze. Ice and a slice please.
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Post by Foot bottom on Jun 13, 2019 16:17:15 GMT
I would pay good money to see Sheep ride a push bike.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 13, 2019 16:19:54 GMT
I have checked my spreadsheet, and found that Sheep can drive to a hill of 236m relatively easily. I believe the car park is a popular site with people who like to be in car parks after dark.
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Post by Destry on Jun 13, 2019 16:31:40 GMT
I have checked my spreadsheet, and found that Sheep can drive to a hill of 236m relatively easily. I believe the car park is a popular site with people who like to be in car parks after dark. A Sheepdogging site? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2019 16:34:58 GMT
I have checked my spreadsheet, and found that Sheep can drive to a hill of 236m relatively easily. I believe the car park is a popular site with people who like to be in car parks after dark. Car park attendants? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2019 16:36:41 GMT
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Post by stxdpr on Jun 13, 2019 16:43:07 GMT
Is there a map for the dogging contenders? I'm asking for a sheep... |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 13, 2019 16:49:41 GMT
The big advantage of being in Brum is anything less than a 200m rise in sea levels should be ok. Everyone's just letting this go? Without saying anything? You people. I don't live or work in the city centre. But somewhat uphill from it. The local elevation is probably about 180m. There is a nice hill within paddling distance which rises to 227m. Thus I only need to worry if sea rises reach about 200m, after which my hill will be rather less safe. I'm not explaining everything to you people or you'll be able to find me too easily. |
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