Chatterbox Monday

Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.

Ranch dressing is better than salad cream too.

Maggi fucking sauce?

I'm a rule breaker, not a rule taker.

Late to the party

1. English Mustard
2. Dijon Mustard
3. French's American Mustard
4. Horseradish Sauce
5. Branston Pickle, but not the lumpy bits

Dave Gorman sure makes a lot of sauces.

Max Hastings sticks the knife into Boris

"Like many showy personalities, he is of weak character. I recently suggested to a radio audience that he supposes himself to be Winston Churchill, while in reality being closer to Alan Partridge."

"“We know plenty about your personal life that you would not like to read in the Spectator,” the then editor,(BJ), of the magazine told the BBC’s chairman, while demanding he order the broadcaster to lay off his own dalliances."

"Johnson would not recognise truth, whether about his private or political life, if confronted by it in an identity parade."

"If the Johnson family had stuck to showbusiness like the Osmonds, Marx Brothers or von Trapp family, the world would be a better place. Yet the Tories, in their terror, have elevated a cavorting charlatan to the steps of Downing Street, and they should expect to pay a full forfeit when voters get the message."

1) Tabasco Original Red Hot Pepper Sauce 
2) Colman's Original English Mustard* 
3) Tesco American Style Mustard* 
4) HP Top Down Brown Sauce*
5) Lea And Perrins Worcestershire Sauce

*Used as condiments - rest in cooking

On the sauce
A saucy blonde
The sauce of the Nile
Bed sauce
Weeping sauce

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I like sausages

This place.