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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 1, 2019 9:33:19 GMT
Shared bogs in hotels is a thing now? This feels me with absolute horror. I, too, am feeling the horror. |
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Post by Destry on Jul 1, 2019 9:37:49 GMT
Morning
Wife and daughters still away.
Cats still alive. In fact they left me a present of half a mouse at the bottom of the stairs this morning.
Note to self: Remember to feed the cats.
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Post by amipal on Jul 1, 2019 9:53:39 GMT
Your face is a weed membrane. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 1, 2019 9:57:00 GMT
Morning Wife and daughters still away. Cats still alive. In fact they left me a present of half a mouse at the bottom of the stairs this morning. Note to self: Remember to feed the cats. Only half a mouse? Yoir cats are stingy bastards. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 1, 2019 10:09:26 GMT
Hello all.
I've been bitten. Where, you ask? All over my arms, legs and hands.
Is this generally what happens when one visits an open-air pool?
I've been to the pharmacy this morning, and as a consequence have liberally applied antihistamine cream all over. I don't believe it is having any effect on the itchiness. At all. Not one jot. Not one iota.
And so I am gradually going crazy. It is taking every inch of my being not to scratch. The ultimate test.
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Post by Destry on Jul 1, 2019 10:13:35 GMT
Morning Wife and daughters still away. Cats still alive. In fact they left me a present of half a mouse at the bottom of the stairs this morning. Note to self: Remember to feed the cats. Only half a mouse? Yoir cats are stingy bastards. They had taken the tail and the head so at least left me the meaty bit. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 1, 2019 10:35:15 GMT
Only half a mouse? Yoir cats are stingy bastards. They had taken the tail and the head so at least left me the meaty bit. Good to hear they are pulling their weight and that breakfast had been sorted. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 1, 2019 10:47:15 GMT
Hello all. I've been bitten. Where, you ask? All over my arms, legs and hands. Is this generally what happens when one visits an open-air pool? The mosquitoes couldn't resist that sweet, sweet amipal, and who can blame them? |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 1, 2019 10:52:43 GMT
Thank god I'm too busy at work to read the G. It means I haven't seen the article and video about the hailstorm in Mexico in the summer, and I'm not shitting myself about climate change.
If anyone wants my space in the worry tent, please feel free. I'll be in the worry bunker.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 1, 2019 10:57:46 GMT
The Preferred Mammal claims that eating a lot of eggs makes one less attractive to mosquitoes. I have yet to see evidence to support this theory and am beginning to think that he just likes eggs.
Having attempted to ask the all-seeing, all-knowing internet for advice via the Google Oracle I have learnt that catnip is an insect repellant. So if you want to swap that cloud of mosquitoes for a swarm of kitty cats you know what to do.
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 1, 2019 10:57:53 GMT
Wait, what? Rolling is sharing a bathroom with Danky's in-laws, Amipal is boasting about getting his sweet content nibbled when he took an evening swim outdoors, and Destry is being looked after by cats?
This is all too much. Are you people real in real life, or just here as part of some sort of psychological experiment on me?
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 1, 2019 11:00:35 GMT
Hello all. I've been bitten. Where, you ask? All over my arms, legs and hands. Is this generally what happens when one visits an open-air pool? I've been to the pharmacy this morning, and as a consequence have liberally applied antihistamine cream all over. I don't believe it is having any effect on the itchiness. At all. Not one jot. Not one iota. And so I am gradually going crazy. It is taking every inch of my being not to scratch. The ultimate test. Isn't this how 28 days later started? RIP in pieces Amipal. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 1, 2019 11:00:42 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 1, 2019 11:10:23 GMT
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Post by Destry on Jul 1, 2019 11:11:29 GMT
Hello all. I've been bitten. Where, you ask? All over my arms, legs and hands. Is this generally what happens when one visits an open-air pool? The mosquitoes couldn't resist that sweet, sweet amipal, and who can blame them?  |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 1, 2019 11:15:13 GMT
@lunchblog
Ham and mayo sandwiches. What? Oh..
My mask of sanity begins to slip.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 1, 2019 11:22:10 GMT
What Would MrTiddles Do?
Mr Tiddles was having a 40 minute shower and shit at 5.02 am. Establishing a baseline.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 1, 2019 11:29:45 GMT
Cheese and tomato sandwich.
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Post by amipal on Jul 1, 2019 11:30:33 GMT
Hello all. I've been bitten. Where, you ask? All over my arms, legs and hands. Is this generally what happens when one visits an open-air pool? I've been to the pharmacy this morning, and as a consequence have liberally applied antihistamine cream all over. I don't believe it is having any effect on the itchiness. At all. Not one jot. Not one iota. And so I am gradually going crazy. It is taking every inch of my being not to scratch. The ultimate test. Isn't this how 28 days later started? RIP in pieces Amipal. Trouble is that the rage started the day before I got bitten... hmm... |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 1, 2019 11:49:07 GMT
Yeah yeah, you would say that.
Aim for the head guys, we've got an infected here...
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 1, 2019 12:14:51 GMT
@lunchblog Ham and mayo sandwiches. What? Oh.. My mask of Insanity begins to slip. ftfy morning all and sundries* lunchblog too full from yesterday Had my life companion over yesterday for a home cooked Chinese meal, she bought it I cooked it, Chicken Satay in a peanut butter sauce with Cajon flavoured undertones, stir fry vegetables in Hoisin and soy sauce, rice noodles and egg fried rice. I did it all in separate bowls and used a chop sticks/spoon and fork combo, pudding was strawberries, mango, and papaya with single cream. she arrived at around 7 and didn't leave till 11 (cabbed back for safety reasons) so I guess it worked well** OTTM saw the David Attenborough thing at Glastonbury and as usual he nailed it. Bites and stings try Calamine lotion. that's all, still binge watching Trek TNG *not you! **she didn't die! |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 1, 2019 12:31:48 GMT
I think at this point Amipal would like to know how effective Calamine lotion is for headshot wounds.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 1, 2019 13:00:30 GMT
I think at this point Amipal would like to know how effective Calamine lotion is for headshot wounds. 'tis but a scratch! mix the Calamine lotion with mud and stuff it in the hole with a little gunpowder, light it, scream in pain and wash thoroughly after with clean water! don't forget to have a stiff drink after! |
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Post by amipal on Jul 1, 2019 13:19:58 GMT
Must not scratch must not scratch must not scratch must not scratch must not scratch must not scratch must not scratch must not scratch
I have stared into the face of madness, and all I see is myself.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 1, 2019 13:32:29 GMT
Must not scratch must not scratch must not scratch must not scratch must not scratch must not scratch must not scratch must not scratch I have stared into the face of madness, and all I see is myself. Bargain bin Nietzsche. |
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