|
|
Post by Admin on Jun 30, 2019 21:25:44 GMT
 It's Monday. |
|
|
|
Post by Felice Landry on Jul 1, 2019 5:19:05 GMT
Morning, I watched that Fridge thing, it was fun but exhausting. 4*
|
|
|
|
Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 1, 2019 6:48:48 GMT
Good morning. Advice needed. I am at a conference, and the accommodation is 'semi en-suite', meaning one bathroom shared between 2 rooms. When you go into the loo, the other person's access door locks, and vice versa, so you can't accidentally walk in on your counterpart, but clearly a certain amount of consideration is required. My opposite number entered the bathroom at 0502 this morning and performed an exceptionally long and complicated series of ablutions, including at least 2 separate uses of the toilet and two separate uses of the shower, lasting a total of 40 minutes. Sparing the rest of the details, let's just say the shower is very loud. That was the end of my night's sleep, after only getting to bed at 1am in the first place. Clearly I am too timid to knock on the door and ask him/her what the actual fuck they are playing at, but this is probably the first time in my life I have seriously asked myself the question, What Would MrTiddles Do? |
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Jul 1, 2019 6:55:00 GMT
Head our first thing. Superglue from a shop.
I say superglue as a welding rod is probably not available nearby. Go in to bathroom. Superglue the workings for his door. Wait. Leave.
Or somehow manage to force your door to be locked all the time even though it's open.
|
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Jul 1, 2019 6:56:00 GMT
And what hotel chain is this so I can avoid for the future?
|
|
|
|
Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 1, 2019 7:04:07 GMT
My door is not a problem - it is locked automatically while he is in there, and his is locked when I am in there. The system should work if both parties are not cunts. The problem is that 5am showering makes you a cunt. (It's not a hotel it's a university hall of residence).
I am absolutely fucking livid.
|
|
|
|
Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 1, 2019 7:05:04 GMT
I've turned up the volume on the Today show to see if that gets the message across.
|
|
|
|
Post by Shenguin on Jul 1, 2019 7:05:13 GMT
And what hotel chain is this so I can inflict my ablutions on others? ftfy OTTM1: some hot hot chat yesterday. OTTM2: I've been in work since 6.40. ffs |
|
|
|
Post by Faceless on Jul 1, 2019 7:05:35 GMT
What you need to do is make the bathroom so unpleasant that they won't want to use it.
How you choose to do this is entirely up to you, but body fluid bingo all over the floor should do the trick.
|
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Jul 1, 2019 7:10:21 GMT
If you make your door think it's locked when it's not he can't get in. You can then get in and out as you please.
|
|
|
|
Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 1, 2019 7:11:43 GMT
Some good ideas there. I also notice the idiot has left his toothbrush in there.
|
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Jul 1, 2019 7:11:45 GMT
Forget John Humphreys. Get your phone to read out the chatterbox posts as they appear.
|
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Jul 1, 2019 7:16:11 GMT
What about forcing your door open so his will let him in and go have a nice long sit on the throne. Take a book, order room service. The works.
"Don't mind me mate, I'm just finishing breakfast.."
|
|
|
|
Post by MrTiddles on Jul 1, 2019 7:18:55 GMT
RollingEscargot. I think Faceless is your man for this. 'Body fluid bingo' sounds like a fun call. Failing that, try a Sydney Funnel-web Spider (Atrax robustus). Yours, Tids
|
|
|
|
Post by MrTiddles on Jul 1, 2019 7:20:15 GMT
Some good ideas there. I also notice the idiot has left his toothbrush in there. Solid Gold! Get some strong bleach pronto. You know what to do. |
|
|
|
Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 1, 2019 7:26:49 GMT
Shared bogs in hotels is a thing now? This feels me with absolute horror.
I performed poorly in PUBG yesterday, but for one glorious match I killed two players brilliantly and finished third. Just enough to give me hope to play on!
I have also loaded up Dayz and have stumbled around picking up tat like tracksuits and ammo. I have yet to find a gun. The game looks fantastic compared to PUBG though.
TV: Jessica Jones and Phantom Menace.
|
|
|
|
Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 1, 2019 7:30:01 GMT
Jesus, he's got there first in the body fluid bingo. Which one of you bastards is it?
|
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Jul 1, 2019 7:44:29 GMT
It's not a hotel it's a uni halls he said.
But having searched for semi ensuite apparently it's a thing at Falcon Hotels.
|
|
|
|
Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 1, 2019 7:52:00 GMT
What you need to do is make the bathroom so unpleasant that they won't want to use it. I tried this approach with our en-suite, and now I have to use the second bathroom. |
|
|
|
Post by amipal on Jul 1, 2019 8:34:36 GMT
University halls of residence? Of course he's a cunt.
|
|
|
|
Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 1, 2019 8:50:26 GMT
I stayed in an absolute dump of a hotel in Eastbourne last year and the curtains had a huge blood stain toward the bottom. I expect some junkie missed his shot and it all went wrong causing him/her to grab the nearest garment.
|
|
|
|
Post by MrTiddles on Jul 1, 2019 8:59:08 GMT
I stayed in an absolute dump of a hotel in Eastbourne last year and the curtains had a huge blood stain toward the bottom. I expect some junkie missed his shot and it all went wrong causing him/her to grab the nearest garment. I would like it to be put on record that I have never been to Eastbourne. |
|
|
|
Post by cobblers on Jul 1, 2019 9:06:48 GMT
You know what I love about coming back to this place after a week off work? The fact that, however bad it seems, one of you will be having a worse day/night/life.
Pembrokeshire was very pleasant. Four stars. A book about not-the-Celts, reredkng some old stuff, lots of cider and some light snorkelling.
|
|
|
|
Post by scubar on Jul 1, 2019 9:19:00 GMT
Morning
I had an ok weekend, I didn’t go to armed forces day, Mr tiddles, but I did go to Marco Pierre White’s for lunch/afternoon tea. It was fantastic, with a top quality Scotch egg. Also saw the red arrows, which was nice.
Other than that, digging up gravel, replacing weed membrane, replacing gravel, laying new edging. A tiny bit of witchering where I took out a Wyvern. No Gwent.
|
|
|
|
Post by crankcaller on Jul 1, 2019 9:19:32 GMT
{edit#} Stupid Flanders
|
|
