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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 19, 2019 19:14:50 GMT
Bollocks, I'd planned to use my 2000th post to call you all cunts. Fuck you, WWI.
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Post by Jumbulance on Jul 19, 2019 19:23:23 GMT
Hi! Following a most timely redundancy from the wurst of Civil Service departments. Operation Yellowhammer? Or would you have to kill us with an under-regulated kipper if you told us? DWP, 'nuff said. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 19, 2019 19:30:41 GMT
Operation Yellowhammer? Or would you have to kill us with an under-regulated kipper if you told us? DWP, 'nuff said. Ooft. At least you'll be part of the tiny minority that understands how to claim their universal credit. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 19, 2019 20:42:28 GMT
The notion of chatterboxers, past or present, being involved in no-deal contingency planning... I mean... Jesus Christ... I need a drink. Henry Pootle works for the home office. Or did. I think he still does. Don't tell me that Pootle had feckin' Brexit in his pocket?! |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 19, 2019 20:46:19 GMT
Hmm. What could possibly distract everyone from Brexit....
Puts on aluminum coated foil hat.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 19, 2019 20:56:05 GMT
Hmm. What could possibly distract everyone from Brexit.... Puts on aluminum coated foil hat. Not a Tn foil hat? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 19, 2019 20:57:55 GMT
'They babble into hand-held twit machines about that cool email of the woman being bummed by a wolf.'
This statement has depressed me. It is well brown.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 19, 2019 20:58:56 GMT
Why would you drop the i?
Do you say calcum? Magnesum? Platnum,slver?
Odne? Ron?
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 19, 2019 21:05:07 GMT
The preparatons to burn Tuffers are dstractng me from Brext.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 19, 2019 21:06:40 GMT
Msssspp
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 19, 2019 21:08:41 GMT
👁 could only be angr👁er👁f Tuffers was some sexually depraved cg👁 s👁ng👁ng cat*.
*not a euphem👁sm
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 19, 2019 21:10:04 GMT
Bollocks, I'd planned to use my 2000th post to call you all cunts. Fuck you, WWI. Blowing something isn't a bad 2000th post. <edit>quote "They* blew..." *Yeah right. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 19, 2019 21:11:25 GMT
H!
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 19, 2019 21:12:47 GMT
Why would you drop the i? Do you say calcum? Magnesum? Platnum,slver? Odne? Ron? I say Ron |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 19, 2019 21:18:28 GMT
I miss the days when people treated their 1000th* post as something special, yet another sign by the younger generation of the lack of moral integrity and lack of understanding of what made this place great.
*or 2000th etc. etc.
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 19, 2019 21:25:48 GMT
Cunts
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 19, 2019 21:27:24 GMT
Trenchant. You need a hug? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 19, 2019 21:31:59 GMT
I miss the days when people treated their 1000th* post as something special, yet another sign by the younger generation of the lack of moral integrity and understanding of what made this place great. *or 2000th etc. etc. I was going to make my 2697th post special, but i'm so disappointed that Tuffers turned out to be a USanian. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 19, 2019 21:35:38 GMT
I was going to do it personalised and in alphabetical order and everything. Ideal opportunity to go full Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 19, 2019 21:37:25 GMT
Instead I'm just sat here sobbing in front of Die Hard 2, wondering how my life went so wrong.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 19, 2019 21:37:41 GMT
I miss the days when people treated their 1000th* post as something special, yet another sign by the younger generation of the lack of moral integrity and understanding of what made this place great. *or 2000th etc. etc. I was going to make my 2697th post special, but i'm so disappointed that Tuffers turned out to be a USanian. So your 2696th post was routine I'm not sure what you're going to do next. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 19, 2019 21:40:59 GMT
Instead I'm just sat here sobbing in front of Die Hard 2, wondering how my life went so wrong. The quarterback is toast! Classic Xmas movie. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 19, 2019 21:44:19 GMT
Instead I'm just sat here sobbing in front of Die Hard 2, wondering how my life went so wrong. The quarterback is toast! Classic Xmas movie. Sorry, spoiler. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 19, 2019 21:46:38 GMT
Trenchant. You need a hug? ys pls |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 19, 2019 21:58:07 GMT
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