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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 26, 2019 16:08:37 GMT
Bastard trains are a mess. When I come to power everyone in senior positions within the rail companies will be hung by the neck until not quite dead, then disembowelled with their entrails set alight in front of them before being cut into further pieces. I appreciate this will cause further delays.
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Post by Destry on Jul 26, 2019 16:18:56 GMT
Personally I can't wait to see both of them up before HR for wasting company time and inappropriate internet use...
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 26, 2019 16:28:20 GMT
For Other Place readers we're quite an intolerant lot, I wonder what the Mail and Telegraph people are like.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 26, 2019 16:36:47 GMT
Bastard trains are a mess. When I come to power everyone in senior positions within the rail companies will be hung by the neck until not quite dead, then disembowelled with their entrails set alight in front of them before being cut into further pieces. I appreciate this will cause further delays. Mr train home set off on time and arrived early. Just saying. |
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Post by Destry on Jul 26, 2019 16:45:14 GMT
Bastard trains are a mess. When I come to power everyone in senior positions within the rail companies will be hung by the neck until not quite dead, then disembowelled with their entrails set alight in front of them before being cut into further pieces. I appreciate this will cause further delays. Mr train home set off on time and arrived early. Mr Train-Home is a stickler for punctuality. |
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Post by Faceless on Jul 26, 2019 16:46:55 GMT
I wonder what the Mail and Telegraph people are like. If you don't already know, then I envy you. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 26, 2019 16:47:49 GMT
Doh!
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 26, 2019 17:07:24 GMT
I wonder what the Mail and Telegraph people are like. If you don't already know, then I envy you. I assume the'd* be less bitching. <edit>*You know what I mean |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 26, 2019 17:35:07 GMT
Tonight I become a Man.
Preferred Mammal wants a barbecue, I've never cooked on a bbq* so we've got one of those disposable ones.
I've read the instructions carefully and watched a few videos and basically you light the thing, wait until the flames goes out and the charcoal is grey.
I also asked a proper chef on using a disposable bbq and his advice was "cook it in the oven first and finish on the bbq, especially sausages".
Also I'm half cut so I'll either eat well or die in a very sad charcoal incident**
*used now for brevity.
**arranged by Mr Tiddles
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 26, 2019 17:36:57 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 26, 2019 17:37:18 GMT
I've gone all Kane.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 26, 2019 17:54:05 GMT
I've never liked Billy Joel's line "Tonic and Gin" in the "Piano Man", "Gin and Tonic" scans just as well.
Still irritates me.
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Post by amipal on Jul 26, 2019 18:19:29 GMT
Mr train home set off on time and arrived early. Mr Train-Home is a stickler for punctuality. Worst Mr Men character ever. |
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Post by Faceless on Jul 26, 2019 18:20:07 GMT
That's it felice. Let it all out buddy.
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 26, 2019 18:36:39 GMT
 36-8... Dan Norcross said after the first day that the test might only last 2.5 days ... he thought England would lose. And who could blame him? England's bowlers won this. Root has to be replaced as captain; Moeen should not have been selected - his lack of form only gets reinforced by exposing his indecision. There MUST be a change of leadership at all points. Root's statement that there is nothing wrong with the batting shows the underlying siege mentality. Even the World Cup we were fucking lucky... ] Isn't that 9 out of the last 11 tests England have won, and on the back of the ODI WC victor No it isn't you fucking daft idjit*; we are very very far from being the best side in the world and our batsmen, with some honourable exceptions, remain horribly fragile. Ref Type Against H_or_A WhoWon - Where -- Date 991 Test Australia Away Australia Brisbane 23-Nov-17 992 Test Australia Away Australia Adelaide 02-Dec-17 993 Test Australia Away Australia Perth 14-Dec-17 994 Test Australia Away Draw Melbourne 26-Dec-17 995 Test Australia Away Australia Sydney 04-Jan-18 996 Test New Zealand Away New Zealand Auckland 22-Mar-18 997 Test New Zealand Away Draw Christchurch 29-Mar-18 998 Test Pakistan Home Pakistan Lord's 24-May-18 999 Test Pakistan Home England Headingley 01-Jun-18 1000 Test India Home England Edgbaston 01-Aug-18 1001 Test India Home England Lord's 09-Aug-18 1002 Test India Home India Trent Bridge 18-Aug-18 1003 Test India Home England Southampton 30-Aug-18 1004 Test India Home England The Oval 07-Sep-18 Won = 5 Lost = 7 Draw = 2 Take out home advantage Won = 0 Lost = 7 Draw = 2 *No offense meant you dishonest bastard. |
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Post by Destry on Jul 26, 2019 19:01:07 GMT
Mr Train-Home is a stickler for punctuality. Worst Mr Men character ever.  |
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Post by amipal on Jul 26, 2019 19:02:49 GMT
Tonight I become a Man. Preferred Mammal wants a barbecue, I've never cooked on a bbq* so we've got one of those disposable ones. I've read the instructions carefully and watched a few videos and basically you light the thing, wait until the flames goes out and the charcoal is grey. I also asked a proper chef on using a disposable bbq and his advice was "cook it in the oven first and finish on the bbq, especially sausages". Also I'm half cut so I'll either eat well or die in a very sad charcoal incident** *used now for brevity. **arranged by Mr Tiddles Since this is the first time you're barbecuing, here's a tip. NEVER COOK WITH A BARBECUE INSIDE A CLOSED TENT. I keep reading stories about people who have done this and ending up dead. Similarly, people who move the warm barbecue inside the tent to keep warm. Again, dead. Not that I think you'd do this. You're not an idiot. Nor are you camping in a tent. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 26, 2019 19:04:36 GMT
Felice LandryI'm not sure why I posted that. I think it must have been weighing on my subconscious for some time, and it finally saw an opportunity to get out.
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Post by amipal on Jul 26, 2019 19:06:27 GMT
I've basically been stuck in my study all day.
Well not really stuck - I did get out a couple of times to take the car for its first MOT (they grow up so fast) and then to pick it up.
Maybe I'm just craving some human contact? Even my trip to the Co-op was done using the automated till.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 26, 2019 19:20:16 GMT
Human contact is awful. Stick with your shelves and historic computers.
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Post by Destry on Jul 26, 2019 19:20:22 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 26, 2019 19:22:48 GMT
I've basically been stuck in my study all day. Well not really stuck - I did get out a couple of times to take the car for its first MOT (they grow up so fast) and then to pick it up. Maybe I'm just craving some human contact? Even my trip to the Co-op was done using the automated till. That's it Amipal. Let it all out buddy. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 26, 2019 19:38:31 GMT
Rees-Mogg’s aides also barred the use of "I am pleased to learn". Well obviously. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 26, 2019 19:43:06 GMT
I've basically been stuck in my study all day. Well not really stuck - I did get out a couple of times to take the car for its first MOT (they grow up so fast) and then to pick it up. Maybe I'm just craving some human contact? Even my trip to the Co-op was done using the automated till. That's it Amipal. Let it all out buddy. Come on Tuffers, bring it in. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 26, 2019 19:44:18 GMT
Hopefully Jacob Rees Mogg will go and fuck himself due to the ongoing situation of him being unacceptable to the modern world, and an utter cunt to boot.
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36-8...
