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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 2, 2019 12:22:54 GMT
I once went to a fayre whilst on holiday in Dorset, and they had ferret racing. Basically six drainpipes of equal length, with transparent windows every quarter-length. The ferret owners would release the creatures on Go! And half the time, said ferret would turn around mid-way down the pipe. After 13 years in which he pulped over 4,000 weasels, amipal suffered a compound nervous breakdown. “I lost it and I just picked up a living doing otters, which are very easy, they're very docile animals, and even when they pump them full of rat hormones, which they do you can kill an otter in about a second. Just kick its face off.” |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 2, 2019 12:24:08 GMT
I see Shenguin is quite the Guy Gibson for the Brexit age.
Gives dogs racist names and watches dams not quite collapsing properly on TV.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Aug 2, 2019 12:25:54 GMT
I once went to a fayre whilst on holiday in Dorset, and they had ferret racing. Basically six drainpipes of equal length, with transparent windows every quarter-length. The ferret owners would release the creatures on Go! And half the time, said ferret would turn around mid-way down the pipe. I remember that from the local village fayre. Fascinating creatures. Not much in the games of way since been a but sleepy. Seems a bit barren in gamespace at the moment. Might go back to DQB 1 as it was getting its hooks into me. Its basically lego but with computers. OTTM Vic and Bob. You can do it if you really want! Lay an egg in a kitchen cabinet! |
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Post by Conchord on Aug 2, 2019 12:30:39 GMT
I'm supposed to go off to the second story island but I couldn't stand the residents moaning about the lack of facilities. So I built them a nice little house above the river and a small toilet with grates as floorboards so that they can listen to the rushing river while they are doing their business or, alternatively, so that one can look up from the river to find out who's sitting on the potty.* I made them a wheat field and a bridge to get to said field. They ignore it and wade through the river. Now I've built them an enormous, expensive hardwood floor, red brick riverside restaurant with ambient lighting and wall hangings that they love, with six brick cooking fireplaces in the kitchen. Still busy putting a roof on it before Jay Rayner pays a visit. I have no idea where my chicken is, but they are still serving fried egg in the restaurant. Yea, I pretty much did that too, tried to clear as many of the 'optional' goal as possible (the reward is a real time saver). Once you get to island 2 you'll see why it's a bad idea. Sometimes spoilers can be helpful. The 6 chickens I brought back to IoA are now 5 (one was killed by a combination of a reaper strike and a misplaced weapon swing by . . . me), but are nowhere to be seen, and fuck giving them their own room. My island is covered in eggs though. Stealth laying at it's best. My advice to you is to go to the new island now. You aren't locked to it like the first so can hop back to IoA whenever you wish. Fair warning though, it gets a little creepy. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 2, 2019 12:32:49 GMT
I once went to a fayre whilst on holiday in Dorset, and they had ferret racing. Basically six drainpipes of equal length, with transparent windows every quarter-length. The ferret owners would release the creatures on Go! And half the time, said ferret would turn around mid-way down the pipe. The origin of the the term "reverse ferret"? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 2, 2019 12:49:08 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 2, 2019 13:32:54 GMT
Bloody hell, it's pick city on that article. For your information, I don't think I have ever given a dog a racist name, and I definitely haven't called a dog that. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 2, 2019 13:35:21 GMT
Burns to get into the nineties before being dismissed, then a horrendous collapse followed by a late rally to give us a score of about 220. Calling it now.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 2, 2019 13:37:53 GMT
Burns to get into the nineties before being dismissed, then a horrendous collapse followed by a late rally to give us a score of about 220. Calling it now. 220? Ridiculously optimistic. |
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Post by amipal on Aug 2, 2019 13:41:49 GMT
It's the boy's birthday this weekend. On my way home, I'm collecting a ride-around car that's been sat at his nan's for the last 9 months.
Tonight, I finally get to put it together.
I'm really looking forward to it!
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 2, 2019 13:48:19 GMT
It's the boy's birthday this weekend. On my way home, I'm collecting a ride-around car that's been sat at his nan's for the last 9 months. Tonight, I finally get to put it together. I'm really looking forward to it! Is this a car to ride around indoors? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 2, 2019 13:49:59 GMT
Bloody hell, it's pick city on that article. For your information, I don't think I have ever given a dog a racist name, and I definitely haven't called a dog that. It's one of those worthy articles the G loves. They don't tell you librarians smell like the 1970s. You definitely had a cat with a name that could be described as racially insensitive. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 2, 2019 14:18:48 GMT
And the collapse begins.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 2, 2019 14:24:14 GMT
I'm pretty sure crank only smokes meth to disguise the smell of the 1970s.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 2, 2019 14:59:17 GMT
To Crankcaller the 1970s smell like the future.
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 2, 2019 15:07:28 GMT
To Crankcaller the 1970s smell like the future. I was born in 1969 so it's no surprise. The usual Amazon gets me books for 99p folk replying on that article I see. Hello. In a cab En-Route to GLA. |
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 2, 2019 15:08:15 GMT
I'm pretty sure crank only smokes meth to disguise the smell of the 1970s. Menthol you mean? You don't? Oh. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 2, 2019 15:35:01 GMT
It's damn hot.
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 2, 2019 16:39:41 GMT
Building your house in the middle of a river is a schoolboy error. Hiring a schoolboy as the architect for your house is probably a more basic mistake. They only work in Lego. Since Lego is waterproof they probably think they can get away with building in the middle of a river. |
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 2, 2019 16:47:52 GMT
Got "randomly" swabbed at the airport.
Who grassed? Me and the three Arab lads in front.
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 2, 2019 17:08:11 GMT
Got "randomly" swabbed at the airport. Who grassed? Me and the three Arab lads in front. Who would still have contacts with Border Force? I have no idea Crank. Did they do a 'Cavity Search'? In any case, let's get Friday started. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 2, 2019 17:32:02 GMT
Or not. pfft
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 2, 2019 18:16:14 GMT
double pfft.
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Post by Destry on Aug 2, 2019 18:38:16 GMT
And so the football season proper kicks off in 10 minutes...
A win tonight and we have more points than any team in the EFL. " Look ma, top of the world."
Lose and we're bottom of the pack on goal difference. "Is this the end of Rico"
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Post by Destry on Aug 2, 2019 18:49:48 GMT
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