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Post by Admin on Aug 5, 2019 21:35:25 GMT
 It's Tuesday. |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 5, 2019 22:50:48 GMT
Oops...  *sigh* Reload from autosave... *click* damn it |
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Post by scubar on Aug 6, 2019 7:28:39 GMT
This place.
I had plans yesterday, dogs were walked early, nothing to do, plenty of time for games or tv.
Reader, I fell asleep.
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 6, 2019 7:44:43 GMT
amipal said "Blimey, it's really kicking off in HK" My pal who I spent the weekend with in Bristol lives there. His wife is currently there and was sending photos/video of the protests right outside their flat. They'd been told to keep the windows closed "just in case the police need to use tear gas" Hello. Games, no. Fillums. watched the first hour of endgame.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 6, 2019 7:45:48 GMT
My train was cancelled this morning.
TV - Gotham (Selina has REALLY let herself go) and Orange is the New Black. Lots of stories attempting to be tied up in the latter's final series, hopefully they pull it off well.
Games: None.
Food: Steak sandwiches.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 6, 2019 8:59:19 GMT
So Crank and his pal were both free of the wives for this Bristol visit.
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Post by scubar on Aug 6, 2019 9:39:03 GMT
So Crank and his pal were both free of the wives for this Bristol visit. They’ve got Bristol wives now. 5 teeth between them and naught but a dirty smock to cover themselves. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 6, 2019 9:48:29 GMT
So Crank and his pal were both free of the wives for this Bristol visit. They’ve got Bristol wives now. 5 teeth between them and naught but a dirty smock to cover themselves. Cobblers has a pretty smile though |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Aug 6, 2019 10:46:49 GMT
Games - Fire Emblem. Its right good and that. Also some COD BLOPS 4, wherein myself and 3 hothers parachuted onto an island as a 'team' in completely different spots and wandered alone until we were all shot one by one.
brb, going to slaughter 30-50 feral hogs with an assault rifle
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 6, 2019 10:49:14 GMT
brb, going to slaughter 30-50 feral hogs with an assault rifle Do you have a manifesto somewhere that we are supposed to read? |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Aug 6, 2019 10:53:18 GMT
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 6, 2019 11:11:19 GMT
I first misread this as "feral hugs". Then I had coffee but it didn't make a whole more sense.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 6, 2019 11:11:57 GMT
Good morning to you all! I hope you are all well.
Games: none.
OTTM: I don't think so. Though I might go out and find 30 - 50 feral hugs later.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 6, 2019 11:17:19 GMT
Good morning to you all! I hope you are all well. Games: none. OTTM: I don't think so. Though I might go out and find 30 - 50 feral hugs later. You really think Blues will score tonight? |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 6, 2019 11:32:07 GMT
Good morning to you all! I hope you are all well. Games: none. OTTM: I don't think so. Though I might go out and find 30 - 50 feral hugs later. You really think Blues will score tonight? Dark blues or the light blues? |
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Post by lonewolf on Aug 6, 2019 11:33:47 GMT
I had to attend some anit terrorist training the other week.
Guy kept mentioning lone wolfs. I wanted to ask him (a special branch officer) if having the username lone wolf, watching you tube videos of a guy who lives of military rations, watching another guy explain the development of firearms (like the Famas, PSG 1 etc) would be a red flag but decided not to in case it put me on their radar.
Also I wont do a mass shooting as my manifesto keeps having red, blue and green wiggily lines underneath words.
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Post by scubar on Aug 6, 2019 11:42:17 GMT
I had to attend some anit terrorist training the other week. Guy kept mentioning lone wolfs. I wanted to ask him (a special branch officer) if having the username lone wolf, watching you tube videos of a guy who lives of military rations, watching another guy explain the development of firearms (like the Famas, PSG 1 etc) would be a red flag but decided not to in case it put me on their radar. Also I wont do a mass shooting as my manifesto keeps having red, blue and green wiggily lines underneath words. Its probably not as bad as some of the other ones, so don’t let that stop you. |
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Post by stxdpr on Aug 6, 2019 11:43:25 GMT
I first misread this as "feral hugs". Then I had coffee but it didn't make a whole more sense. I think running into people's gardens where there are kids and giving them hugs is likely to get you shot too. Or did they let Rolf out exploring again? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 6, 2019 11:44:58 GMT
Special Branch Officers are besty. No nonsense.
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Post by stxdpr on Aug 6, 2019 11:45:59 GMT
I had to attend some anit terrorist training the other week. Guy kept mentioning lone wolfs. I wanted to ask him (a special branch officer) if having the username lone wolf, watching you tube videos of a guy who lives of military rations, watching another guy explain the development of firearms (like the Famas, PSG 1 etc) would be a red flag but decided not to in case it put me on their radar. Also I wont do a mass shooting as my manifesto keeps having red, blue and green wiggily lines underneath words. What is a α-naphthylisothiocyanate terrorists? I know punishing the liver is a favorite pastime here but that seems a bit much. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 6, 2019 12:07:41 GMT
I don't know, something about buying a feral hog, cruising up the coast and hanging out in cool bars with hot chicks.
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Post by lonewolf on Aug 6, 2019 12:12:09 GMT
I had to attend some anit terrorist training the other week. Guy kept mentioning lone wolfs. I wanted to ask him (a special branch officer) if having the username lone wolf, watching you tube videos of a guy who lives of military rations, watching another guy explain the development of firearms (like the Famas, PSG 1 etc) would be a red flag but decided not to in case it put me on their radar. Also I wont do a mass shooting as my manifesto keeps having red, blue and green wiggily lines underneath words. What is a α-naphthylisothiocyanate terrorists? I know punishing the liver is a favorite pastime here but that seems a bit much. Not sure. But the fact a guy who made Ricin in his basement, went to prison and is now living in Middlesbrough was an eyeopener. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 6, 2019 12:25:01 GMT
Fucksake. Nobody deserves that, not even terrorists.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 6, 2019 12:53:58 GMT
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?" The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency expert out; he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen." The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?" The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string to pull out my penis, go, and return to work. Having never touched myself, there is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time." Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis back in your pants?" "Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."
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Post by scubar on Aug 6, 2019 12:56:01 GMT
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?" The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency expert out; he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen." The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?" The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string to pull out my penis, go, and return to work. Having never touched myself, there is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time." Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis back in your pants?" "Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon." How dare you make me read that. |
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