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Post by Destry on Aug 12, 2019 22:16:05 GMT
You won't even want to touch yourself after that lot. |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 12, 2019 22:25:11 GMT
You won't even want to touch yourself after that lot. Did no get no agenda. |
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Aug 12, 2019 22:58:55 GMT
As an adjunct to racist biscuitry, MacVities Digestives are not the same as they were. Hitherto they were malty, crumbly, slightly sweet, slightly salty dunking kings. Now they are like a dark Rich Tea. Smaller, thinner, crisper - less wholesome, more like the kind of cheap knock-off that you wouod find in a Spar.
Attack through the Dardanelles is my recommendation.
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 13, 2019 4:22:17 GMT
The problem for most biscuit manufacturers is that nearly all of the components are deemed 'unhealthy' - added to which, the inexpert technique of the modern dunker will have led to the proliferation of dunkbergs or floaters on the Sea of Tea. The effete yoof are ill-prepared to deal with a dunkberg. You have seen these pathetic creatures hunched over their cups, sadly viewing the swollen escapee absorbing the golden liquid until it beaches in an unsightly mess amongst the lees or worse a deflated teabag. They turn to the parody of a biscuit, the inaptly named Rich Tea, with its armoured coating providing integrity of shape and impermeability to dunking, delight and digestion in equal measure. Dunk once, dunk well, but do not tarry in the tea...  |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 13, 2019 6:45:57 GMT
I've never been regarded as cool, not even when I bought Invisible Touch by Genesis. "Thought" not "was" Ah, in that case maybe R Plus 7 by Oneohtrix Point Never. |
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