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Post by Chumbles on Aug 13, 2019 15:07:39 GMT
Babelfish-17
Wolffishbane
The Moonfish Is a Harsh Mistress
The Manta Ray in the High Castle
The Parrs My Destination
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 13, 2019 15:22:18 GMT
You've all gone again.
Tagliatelle with chicken/tomato sauce.
We've an intermittent fault on our public WiFi. Waiting on a Virgin engineer. Or one that shags. Don't care as long as he fixes it.
Told the punters.
One guy in particular - "your wifi has been down for 40 mins..."
Don't depend on our WiFi to run your business from mate. We'll sign an sla when you start paying rent.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 13, 2019 15:45:32 GMT
Trains a big old mess here too.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 13, 2019 17:03:40 GMT
Stopped working early, did some DIY jobs, and had a swim in the sea. Fortnite now with my sweet new ganing cans. Pub later. Children aren't here, and the mammal who tolerates me is working late.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 13, 2019 17:12:46 GMT
A lot of people on Reddit are moaning about a giant robot thing in Fortnite and campaigning for everyone to instead play the new limited time solo mode in Apex Legends tomorrow.
I will sadly have no time for either.
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 13, 2019 17:18:47 GMT
Busy working on bin night atm. Since I only have a small basket for recycling in the kitchen which had been continuously refilled with plastic packaging and glass jars I had put bottles aside with a view of getting the lot out today. This was made more difficult because at the last recycling bin collection two weeks ago I had been pressed for time and only managed to fill one of our two recycling bins, again holding back bottles. So I was really looking at a month's worth of beverages consumed and it wasn't pretty.
I will breathe a sigh of relief once the bin men get rid of the evidence tomorrow.
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Post by Destry on Aug 13, 2019 17:37:50 GMT
So I was really looking at a month's worth of beverages consumed and it wasn't pretty. Empty bottles never are. When our bottle collection day comes round I'm frequently awoken at 6.30am by what sounds like a fleet of milk floats crashing down a cliff followed by a round of appreciative applause from the binmen. |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2019 17:40:51 GMT
I've just been reading btl at the other place and someone used a word I'd not seen before (because I live in a cave and do not like learning new things).
The word was Lexit. Which I assumed meant a Labour Brexit?
Anyway, whether it does or doesn't, I've now switched my vote to the Socialists (if they exist) , so we can have a Sexit.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2019 17:42:01 GMT
In other news, I saw you young scallywags throwing cheese at each other earlier. I stepped in and told them that it wasn't very mature.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2019 17:42:15 GMT
Boourns?
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2019 17:54:57 GMT
No BDT this week (extremely busy as I'm a big shot) so have rearranged a few things, done a few deals, so it's now BDTu.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2019 18:01:18 GMT
I've been thinking of cheese a lot today. Potential cheese related tomfoolery/jokes/TV shows. Well anythi g cheese related.
It's early days but something along the lines of a remake of Jason and the Argonauts, with all the same characters etc as the classic old film. Only this time, for a modern twist, it has a new character, Gianfranco Zola, playing himself.
Something, plot, something, something..
.. And Jason turns to see Gianfranco approach Medusa. He tries to warn him.. . "Gorgon! Zola!..."
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Post by Destry on Aug 13, 2019 19:01:15 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 13, 2019 19:17:54 GMT
Didn't it all start with the Hera getting pissed off because Brieseis got murdered in her temple. Typical Greek goddess - kill her somewhere else, not a problem ...
Jason and the Golden Cheese.
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Post by BigG74 on Aug 13, 2019 19:31:36 GMT
The finest green is made by Lord Percy. That's just basic.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2019 19:32:18 GMT
Didn't it all start with the Hera getting pissed off because Brieseis got murdered in her temple. Typical Greek goddess - kill her somewhere else, not a problem ... Jason and the Golden Cheese. Like it Chumbles. Your in charge of casting, it was Destry, but he's now on scenery (colouring in). Possible chapter 2, still a work in progress... ... Something, plot, something... 2nd new modern character, Bear Grylls, playing himself, fancies taking on all the Skellingtons single handedly, Jason doesn't fancy this and shouts "Come on Grylls, we're out numbered, lets go". Grylls ignores him. Zola, who due to his time in London now has a cockney accent, shouts "Fackin ell Grylls you cant, get your skates on San were leaving". Grylls is still not listening. Remembering Grylls in action, Zola decides to try another approach. A slowly slowly softly approach, as if he was trying to coax a kitten out from behind the sofa... .... Cough.... Ahem... "kiss noise"... "kiss noise"... ... "Cam on bear".. |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2019 19:36:58 GMT
Boo-urns?
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 13, 2019 19:50:25 GMT
Sadly Tuffers I've had an atrociously painful day and am only awake because today's sanding and grinding effects are rather holding Somnus at bay, but my wits are addled (more than usual) by the battle between Morpheus and Agones |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 13, 2019 20:05:08 GMT
Sadly Tuffers I've had an atrociously painful day and am only awake because today's sanding and grinding effects are rather holding Somnus at bay, but my wits are addled (more than usual) by the battle between Morpheus and Agones After googling the meanings of Somnus, Morpheus and Agones, this makes perfect sense. I'd suggest sleep. Damn you Chumbles for making me learn stuff! |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 13, 2019 20:24:29 GMT
Sadly Tuffers I've had an atrociously painful day and am only awake because today's sanding and grinding effects are rather holding Somnus at bay, but my wits are addled (more than usual) by the battle between Morpheus and Agones After googling the meanings of Somnus, Morpheus and Agones, this makes perfect sense. I'd suggest sleep. Damn you Chumbles for making me learn stuff! I have long arms...  |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 13, 2019 20:28:31 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 13, 2019 20:29:01 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 13, 2019 23:06:18 GMT
Nineteen Eighty Snore
The Riddlemaster of Bed
Do Androids Count Electric Sheep
Last and First Nap
The Sleep Merchants
Nine Princes in Slumber
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