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Post by Admin on Sept 4, 2019 21:26:21 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 5, 2019 5:20:06 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2019 6:44:54 GMT
Someone sweet and young? Hi!
Morning all, very tiny bit of the division 2 last night, did the dark zone east mission. My internet has been awful the last couple of days so I packed it in after that.
TV: watched the first episode of Brassic. It was ok.
Nintendo direct: I decided to give it a watch, wish I hadn't. 40 minutes was very padded out. The big reveal was a remaster from 2012 and the Pokémon "4 new things" trailer, was almost too hilarious for words.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 5, 2019 6:54:37 GMT
I also played the Division 2. Level 22 now. Did the Lincoln memorial mission and opened a new safe house. Was like a mission in itself gettin there. Lots of killing.
Too much stuff to deal with.
Damn them to hell for not having a companion loadout app.
BOTW on the commute. Finally got the glider from the old geezer. Oof.
SNES games incoming I believe.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 5, 2019 7:27:41 GMT
I fucking hate the current US government - it is very difficult to see what difference there is between them and a major crime syndicate - blackmail, extortion, murder, sanctioning hits on oppnents, lying, racketeering, turf wars (Hey Taliban, do what you like to people who we've sworn we'll liberate in Afghanistan, 50% of the population thrown back into subjugation the brutalisation of the rest, provided we can get our troops out and you don't send terrorists our way. Carry on with the opium...) Despicable, amoral bastards. BoJo admires Trump; enough said ...
I have to stop listening to the news - just makes me incredibly angry ...
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 5, 2019 7:50:10 GMT
'The West is the best, get hip and we'll do the rest..'
A good man Jim Morrison, and thorough.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 5, 2019 7:55:56 GMT
'...blackmail, extortion, murder, sanctioning hits on opponents, lying, racketeering..' makes these sound like bad things. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 5, 2019 8:15:36 GMT
Last night I fixed the dishwasher. It's the most macho thing I've ever done. Screw you, bullies!
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 5, 2019 8:28:03 GMT
Rolling there, finding his manliness in white goods and kitchen chores. Who'd have thunked it?
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 5, 2019 8:31:14 GMT
Last night I fixed the dishwasher. It's the most macho thing I've ever done. Screw you, bullies! As a man who has previously fixed a washing machine* (does that trump a dishwasher?), I feel for you brother. I wonder what the most macho thing Shenguin has ever done? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 5, 2019 8:38:06 GMT
I have never fixed a large electrical appliance. I changed a spark plug last year though.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 5, 2019 8:39:34 GMT
I've been amusing myself by reading the descriptions of watches, from the far East, on E-bay.
Features:-
3) Great decoration for your hand and will make you more graceful.
I smell a fib.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 5, 2019 8:42:59 GMT
Last night I fixed the dishwasher. It's the most macho thing I've ever done. Screw you, bullies! As a man who has previously fixed a washing machine* (does that trump a dishwasher?), I feel for you brother. I wonder what the most macho thing Shenguin has ever done? I've been punched a few times. Does that count? |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 5, 2019 8:44:02 GMT
As a man who has previously fixed a washing machine* (does that trump a dishwasher?), I feel for you brother. I wonder what the most macho thing Shenguin has ever done? I've been punched a few times. Does that count? This does not surprise me in the least. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 5, 2019 8:48:32 GMT
As a man who has previously fixed a washing machine* (does that trump a dishwasher?), I feel for you brother. I wonder what the most macho thing Shenguin has ever done? I've been punched a few times. Does that count? No. Unless you then clawed out their Trachea and strangled them with it*. It does NOT count. *Don't try this at home, kids. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2019 9:01:50 GMT
I've been punched a few times. Does that count? This does not surprise me in the least. It surprised me that it's only been a few times.. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2019 9:02:27 GMT
Top 5 most punchable boxers?
Edit: Pun intended
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Post by Faceless on Sept 5, 2019 9:09:03 GMT
I have been punched on more than one occasion for saying something sarcastic (and hilarious) while drunk, to someone who is clearly harder than me and looking for a fight. I regret nothing.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 5, 2019 9:24:55 GMT
The "best" punch I ever received whilst drunk was in a Chinese takeaway. I openly laughed at some guys terrible shoes.
His number was called and he got his meal, turned and punched me in the face once. I slid down the wall I was standing against like something out a cartoon.
Totally deserved it as I was being a total cock. They were terrible slip on things though.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 5, 2019 9:33:14 GMT
I've only been punched once. The offender was sectioned later on that evening in a Chinese takeaway.
[EDIT] I see Chinese takeaways are popular for smacks being dished out.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 5, 2019 9:47:03 GMT
Wait! I remember now the most macho thing I've done. When I live in Miami I jacked cars, sold drugs, and joined a gang, working my way up through the ranks to become a major player.
Also I was once in the special forces, and had to infiltrate and murder my way into a base in Alaska where nuclear weapons were being secretly tested so I could destroy a renegade military unit.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 5, 2019 9:47:23 GMT
The most decisive 4 punches I was on the end of was when a bloke fresh out of prison and his old father were mocked by two gay 'friends' of mine ... We were in a group of 8... the ex-con started off on one because his taxi hadn't arrived ... I could see the taxi driver poke his head round the door and obviously thought 'fuck that' and piss off. This guy was about to go ballistic so I stood up to tell him that the taxi rank was a street away. He knocked me out with the first blow and hit me in the face another 3 times as I felt to the ground.
What pissed me off was the ruined face under a very expensive perm looked utterly ridiculous. When I walked into the office a day later one of the girls ran off sobbing into the toilets*
(*I know, I know, she did that every day...)
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 5, 2019 9:52:53 GMT
Most macho thing I've ever done was holding an old girl's split skin on her head together to stem the bleeding whilst directing a van driver to grow up and dial 999 for an ambulance - 15 minutes doing that, praying for the ambulance ...
I'm going ...
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 5, 2019 10:09:03 GMT
Aside from the whole dishwasher thing, I've been known to man a barbecue from time to time - with the emphasis on 'man'.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 5, 2019 10:10:06 GMT
Whereas MrTiddles has been known to barbecue a man from time to time. |
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