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Post by gongfarmer on Sept 11, 2019 11:13:10 GMT
Morning
Work is dreadful slow today, or maybe that's just me. I move the mouse occasionally so my oppo's back in the office know I've not carked it at the keyboard.
TV - football and Bake-off. Still trying to work out if Alice is totally pilled up as no-one should bounce around and gurn like that unless they have something extra in the bloodstream.
Games - none. It's been 8 weeks now. Still waiting for the nice policemen to give me my PC back. Fuckers. If I find my ship has moved one fucking inch in Elite there will be a lawsuit.
Lunch - Tea and toast. Keeping it simple.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 11, 2019 11:16:39 GMT
Fresh beer, from a bottle.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 11, 2019 11:16:59 GMT
God, I'm thirsty. Why the fuck is there no beer in this office?
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 11, 2019 11:19:12 GMT
gongfarmer, I can't remember how you got caught. Remind us, give us all the opportunity to make hilarious child abuse jokes.
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Post by gongfarmer on Sept 11, 2019 11:26:11 GMT
Hey Shenguin it's really easy. You don't even need to have done anything except get mentioned in some other idiots statement, and wahey! The old bill turn up and give you a nice section 32 notice and help themselves to all your gear - PCs phones, hard drives, USB sticks, PS3, cameras..... Bam! instant digital detox. |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 11, 2019 11:32:06 GMT
God, I'm thirsty. Why the fuck is there no beer in this office? Like a numpty you didn't bring any with you ... My lunchtime at the library for a short while was 2-3 pts. of Guinness (Park Royal - at that time in spite of its colossal production [highest in the world for a single brewery] which was brilliant. But I was not too good at running one of the busiest libraries in Surrey when it got into the evening ... I felt foul. So I knocked it on the head before it did that to me! |
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Post by amipal on Sept 11, 2019 12:05:26 GMT
Still trying to work out if Alice is totally pilled up as no-one should bounce around and gurn like that unless they have something extra in the bloodstream. She started off an a massive high, with crazy eyes. But by the third round, she'd lost that kick, and had visibly aged. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 11, 2019 12:12:45 GMT
Hey Shenguin it's really easy. You don't even need to have done anything except get mentioned in some other idiots statement, and wahey! The old bill turn up and give you a nice section 32 notice and help themselves to all your gear - PCs phones, hard drives, USB sticks, PS3, cameras..... Bam! instant digital detox. Hopefully you were paying attention to encryption chat when it came up. Anyway I hope you get it all back in one piece and distance yourself accordingly from the idiot concerned. |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 11, 2019 12:21:15 GMT
Still trying to work out if Alice is totally pilled up as no-one should bounce around and gurn like that unless they have something extra in the bloodstream. She started off an a massive high, with crazy eyes. But by the third round, she'd lost that kick, and had visibly aged. So... You're saying that bake off is a front for secret experiments on the contestants? I fucking knew it. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 11, 2019 12:43:17 GMT
This is a trailer for the fan made spiritual successor to Dead Space.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 11, 2019 13:05:48 GMT
I didn't know about that gongfarmerThat's murder. By that,I mean I hope you employ someone to murder the Berk involved. Do it via the burner phone you don't have. |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 11, 2019 13:24:13 GMT
Hey Shenguin it's really easy. You don't even need to have done anything except get mentioned in some other idiots statement, and wahey! The old bill turn up and give you a nice section 32 notice and help themselves to all your gear - PCs phones, hard drives, USB sticks, PS3, cameras..... Bam! instant digital detox. Hopefully you were paying attention to encryption chat when it came up. I tried to join in with encryption chat, but everyone else was just posting random sequences of letters, the idiots. I assume Toolio grassed on Gongfarmer as part of a plea bargain for a reduced sentence. |
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Post by amipal on Sept 11, 2019 13:50:02 GMT
#Pray4Toolio
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Sept 11, 2019 14:29:21 GMT
Finally bought a Brita filter water jug (3.5 litre), fresh water heaven. Fresh water, from a tap. Cronx tap water; run the tap for 2 mins, flush the kettle 3 times then boil it twice - then filter it for drinkability! |
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Post by gongfarmer on Sept 11, 2019 14:36:42 GMT
Toolio is behind this? the little rascal. All that talk of walking the mountains, spying on elk and bears, and all the time he was deep cover in the Norwich pikey posse, getting knocked up by Mrs gongs youngest.
Who'd a thunk it!
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 11, 2019 14:47:42 GMT
Afternoon.
My morning has been taken up by attempting to help chasing up an alternative prescription for someone's sight-preserving eye drops after the pharmacist wasn't able to obtain the regular prescribed medication from the manufacturer. This drama has become a regular monthly feature, and the pharmacist has put up a sign saying that the NHS sometimes experiences medication shortages. Time to wheel out Operation Yellowhammer. Andrea Loathsome says publishing the no-deal preparation documents would scare people. I'm already scared, thank you very much.
Lunchblog: Spicy salmon sushie. Almost three hours later my mouth is no longer on fire, as I had a fresh beer, from a bottle, to combat the heat. Four stars.
Gamesblog: In DQB2 I have now become a grave digger, not exactly one of my life ambitions. Turns out that I'm bloody terrible at it anyway. I had to exhume the poor fellow twice, once because I'd buried him before I found a more suitable spot and the second time because I hadn't lined up the headstone properly. At least it's a job without many customer complaints.
Teeveeblog: Having finished Life on Mars we've started Ashes to Ashes. Predictably I had to introduce Preferred Mammal to some of David Bowie's oeuvre, he only knows Space Oddity.
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 11, 2019 15:42:09 GMT
I know I'm late to this but, WTF are "vegan slices"
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Post by Faceless on Sept 11, 2019 15:50:59 GMT
I know I'm late to this but, WTF are "vegan slices" Do you really want to know the answer? |
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Post by amipal on Sept 11, 2019 16:01:20 GMT
I know I'm late to this but, WTF are "vegan slices" What you eat when you've truly given up on life. |
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Sept 11, 2019 16:18:52 GMT
I know I'm late to this but, WTF are "vegan slices" What you eat when you've truly given up on life, the universe and everything. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2019 16:22:39 GMT
Hopefully you were paying attention to encryption chat when it came up. ... part of a plea bargain for a reduced sentence. So many here could benefit by reducing their sentences |
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 11, 2019 16:30:15 GMT
The local curry house has just started up their kitchen for the evening and the scent of butter chicken is wafting through the whole neighbourhood.
I'm so hungry now.
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Post by cobblers on Sept 11, 2019 16:38:05 GMT
In a nod to the fascinating legal developments going on today, my trousers are currently being held up by a rather fetching length of pink deeds string. So if you will excuse me, I must away, with care.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 11, 2019 16:43:29 GMT
The local curry house has just started up their kitchen for the evening and the scent of butter chicken is wafting through the whole neighbourhood. I'm so hungry now.  |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 11, 2019 16:48:54 GMT
There's a new fish & chips place near me. They have a big sign on the wall saying "serving great fish & chips since 1965". I suggested this may be slightly misleading as they only opened last week. Apparently they guy who owns it is from Cornwall, which means it isn't misleading. Because Cornwall.
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