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Post by Tuffers on Sept 11, 2019 17:41:05 GMT
I know I'm late to this but, WTF are "vegan slices" Dunno. Toast?
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Sept 11, 2019 17:44:14 GMT
The local curry house has just started up their kitchen for the evening and the scent of butter chicken is wafting through the whole neighbourhood. I'm so hungry now. 3 grilled steak medallions with creole seasoning and mixed herbs, creole and black pepper seasoned *roast potatoes and peas/broad beans, Bisto gravy. decided not to make any from the juices. mint choc chip and vanilla Ice cream with Viennetta. *other wise ; mashed potatoes.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Sept 11, 2019 17:45:19 GMT
I know I'm late to this but, WTF are "vegan slices" Dunno. Toast? ask Mr. Tiddles!
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Post by Destry on Sept 11, 2019 18:11:04 GMT
The local curry house has just started up their kitchen for the evening and the scent of butter chicken is wafting through the whole neighbourhood. I'm so hungry now. 3 grilled steak medallions with creole seasoning and mixed herbs, creole and black pepper seasoned *roast potatoes and peas/broad beans, Bisto gravy. decided not to make any from the juices. mint choc chip and vanilla Ice cream with Viennetta. *other wise ; mashed potatoes. You should always put your meat juices into the gravy, be it Bisto or otherwise. What is this, amateur hour?
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 11, 2019 18:24:57 GMT
... part of a plea bargain for a reduced sentence. Many here cd bnft by reducg thr sntncs. ftfy
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 11, 2019 18:27:05 GMT
I know I'm late to this but, WTF are "vegan slices" What you eat when you've truly given up on life. This. Plant (wheat, tofu, soy) based protein manufactured to vaguely resemble roast beef slices, and flavoured with flavourings.
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 11, 2019 18:27:40 GMT
I'd like to report a murder.
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 11, 2019 18:45:43 GMT
This isn't helping, you know.
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Post by stxdpr on Sept 11, 2019 18:54:54 GMT
The work canteen tried to enforce a meat free Monday, I didn't make a dirty protest on anyone's carpet but just had as many sort of meat as possible in a baguette. Dinner chat, lamb as trying to eat the cutest animal is best. Might look for Bambi burgers this weekend. Games; none. Bdt, not started yet. Guess its amateur hour here, being early is recommended right? No pics of holiday booze either?
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Sept 11, 2019 18:58:28 GMT
3 grilled steak medallions with creole seasoning and mixed herbs, creole and black pepper seasoned *roast potatoes and peas/broad beans, Bisto gravy. decided not to make any from the juices. mint choc chip and vanilla Ice cream with Viennetta. *other wise ; mashed potatoes. You should always put your meat juices into the gravy, be it Bisto or otherwise. What is this, amateur hour? I have lazy-itis at the moment, and I want to watch Captain Marvel.. bye all - (I might skip the Ice cream).
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Sept 11, 2019 19:00:59 GMT
I'd like to report a murder. I'll assist - it was Felice ociffer I saw it wiv my own eyes I did, hic runs away!
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Post by Destry on Sept 11, 2019 19:16:58 GMT
So the Government has published its 6 page Project Yellowhammer summary.
And the question everybody's asking?
"What's in Pootle's pocket para 15?"
And the Government's response to the order to publish the (presumably incriminating) related emails., what's app, etc messages? "Go fuck a duck!" *
* I paraphrase
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Post by Destry on Sept 11, 2019 19:28:07 GMT
Or to be more accurate:
"Go F██k a D██k!"
(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 11, 2019 19:42:10 GMT
I'd like to report a murder. Just an observation, but isn't your preferred mammal's plate significantly smaller than yours?
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Post by Destry on Sept 11, 2019 19:46:00 GMT
I'd like to report a murder. Just an observation, but isn't your prefered mammal's plate significantly smaller than yours? But, on the plus side, (s)he has the carafe of wine...
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 11, 2019 19:48:02 GMT
Are you sure that's wine?
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Post by Destry on Sept 11, 2019 19:54:50 GMT
Are you sure that's wine? Dunno. I'm not tasting it... Where's Donald Trump when you need him?
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 11, 2019 20:01:26 GMT
Just an observation, but isn't your prefered mammal's plate significantly smaller than yours? But, on the plus side, (s)he has the carafe of wine... They have the wine and the chips what else do they need?
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Post by Destry on Sept 11, 2019 20:11:08 GMT
News WatchWatch News: My Skagen Hybrid smartwatch was delivered today (a birthday present from my daughters for Monday *). Delivered by UPS who required me to wait in all day despite signing up to their mobile app for a delivery 'window'. The best information they could provide me was Out For Delivery: Due 11 September By: End Of Day. While I waited I read the reviews on TrustPilotOh dear. Reviews 4,389 Excellent 7% Great 1% Average 1% Poor 3% Bad 87% Incredibly, it arrived by 4.30 pm. Looks nice in the box. I'm looking forward to receiving it on my birthday. * Gratuitous backdoor 65th birthday boasting. In other news my significant other has been asking me what I want for my birthday. I seriously couldn't think of anything I need, so went for a cheap mobile phone VR option: www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07JBKW7M2?pf_rd_p=330fbd82-d4fe-42e5-9c16-d4b886747c64&pf_rd_r=TKWVEZFJB9GCJCMV5VPSOTTM: Nothing else matters.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 11, 2019 20:21:59 GMT
But, on the plus side, (s)he has the carafe of wine... They have the wine and the chips what else do they need? Good point. However, there is no evidence to suggest that you are not on holiday with an 'imaginary' friend. Like Shenguin, for example.
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 11, 2019 20:26:28 GMT
They have the wine and the chips what else do they need? Good point. However, there is no evidence to suggest that you are not on holiday with an 'imaginary' friend. Like Shenguin , for example. As I've said before I assume all, bar one, of you are sock puppets of mine. I must admit I'm disappointed in myself.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 11, 2019 20:33:22 GMT
Good point. However, there is no evidence to suggest that you are not on holiday with an 'imaginary' friend. Like Shenguin , for example. I must admit I'm disappointed in myself. Join the club. Sorry I posted that, just having a go at Sheggers really. He's a turd.* * A great big fuzzy orange turd.** ** Shenguin no offence, it's the booze that done it to me.
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Post by Destry on Sept 11, 2019 20:33:48 GMT
Good point. However, there is no evidence to suggest that you are not on holiday with an 'imaginary' friend. Like Shenguin , for example. I assume all, bar one, of you are sock puppets of mine. Hi. So, given we're the only real people in here (and I'm not sure of myself) what do the two of us actually do with this place?
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 11, 2019 20:35:31 GMT
They have the wine and the chips what else do they need? Good point. However, there is no evidence to suggest that you are not on holiday with an 'imaginary' friend. Like Shenguin, for example. There is an air of Norman Bates & Mother about some of these pictures.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 11, 2019 20:37:11 GMT
No offence. As is the norm, Shengers made me. No offence Shenguin, Bany made me. No offence Bany... Etc etc zzzzzz
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