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Post by Admin on Sept 11, 2019 21:38:39 GMT
 It's Thursday. |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 12, 2019 1:32:24 GMT
Oh gods, hospital today. I might be in later...  ...or not. |
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Post by amipal on Sept 12, 2019 6:49:24 GMT
Morning all.
I am hoping to get my mullet chopped today. That is my primary objective. I look like some sort of hippy - it's at least, I don't know, an inch long.
TVblog - Chef and My Fridge and TNG. Data set his phaser to "destroy aqueduct" mode.
Photoblog - the end is in sight for my shots from Dorset. So close.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 12, 2019 7:42:01 GMT
Halo.
I intend to get stinky drunk today and tinker with my Commodore w***h. I might start now.
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Post by Faceless on Sept 12, 2019 7:45:38 GMT
Halo. I intend to get stinky drunk today and tinker with my Commodore w***h. I might start now. I see why you obfuscated the word wench, given the fallout last time it was used here. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 12, 2019 7:57:07 GMT
Ah the Wench Crisis, peak Chatterbox.
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Post by gongfarmer on Sept 12, 2019 8:29:58 GMT
Wenchgate was what prompted me to de-lurk and start posting here.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 12, 2019 8:39:43 GMT
Nothing good came out of wenchgate.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 12, 2019 8:45:08 GMT
I love the word wench; I believe I was 'kissed' by one when I first went to a co-ed grammar school party. She had obviously been taught the technique of French kissing by a dentist. "Open wide" - I wasn't prepared for that. No one had told me that kissing involved trying to swallow your partner's head. I felt as though I was being sucked into a bottomless pit; tonsils sheltering to one side whilst the tongue probed me looking (in its sightless, questing way) for an opening. I believe she might be termed a wench. Over willing, over me and adept at several manoeuvres which involved throwing me onto the bed, gaining access to my nether regions, pinning me down and trying to swallow me whole at the same time ... She also had a huge, bucolic smile, piano legs and a wart which needed to shave rather more than I did. I had been moderately attracted by her interest in gangling, awkward me and her moderately exotic name 'Melanie' (name changed - I'm a cad, but not that much of a cad). That and my first forays into alcohol ... It confirmed my hatred of force in romantic / sexual activities at a very early age.  Yes ... I'm waiting for the ambulance again ... |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 12, 2019 9:00:35 GMT
My level of sophistication was about the same as this guy ...  Some things never change. (I bet you're praying for the ambulance to come soon, too) |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2019 9:32:50 GMT
I'm out.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 12, 2019 9:40:20 GMT
Admin, you heard Bloggie, loud and clear. Delete his account and ban his IP address.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 12, 2019 9:42:33 GMT
Homophobic bullying now, is it?
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 12, 2019 9:52:56 GMT
I'm not part of the bullying clique, so you can't blame me for it.
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Post by Faceless on Sept 12, 2019 10:00:17 GMT
Homophobic bullying now, is it? Took me 15 minutes to get that. I am most clevar. |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 12, 2019 10:00:39 GMT
I'm not part of it... “I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.”
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 12, 2019 10:01:04 GMT
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Post by amipal on Sept 12, 2019 10:07:17 GMT
What is going on?!
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 12, 2019 10:10:13 GMT
A Babyfark never forgets. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 12, 2019 10:12:45 GMT
Bloggie is gay and the 'box has foolishly gone with Wenchgate instead of the Wench Crisis. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 12, 2019 10:16:50 GMT
Homophobic bullying now, is it? Took me 15 minutes to get that. I am most clevar. I don't get it, but I'm very OK with that. |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 12, 2019 10:18:07 GMT
God I'm thirsty. Any of that paint thinner left?
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 12, 2019 10:23:22 GMT
More or less house-training Baby is one of the blog's greatest achievement, but we lost some good men and women along the way. And we lost ThreatPoser99 as well.
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Post by Faceless on Sept 12, 2019 10:23:29 GMT
I imagine if JBG had produced a list of insults it would have been considerably longer. I can't even remember why everyone hated that guy so much. Was it just because he once mentioned owning a hat?
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 12, 2019 10:30:38 GMT
No. It was because he is a twat
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