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Post by Faceless on Sept 18, 2019 13:53:19 GMT
Is this really what it's come to? The chat being driven by a fucking splelling mistake? You people. Don't you mean you pleople! I considered going with pleople, but thought splelling might be a bit more slubtle. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 18, 2019 13:57:33 GMT
I had a fall the other day. I checked for trip wires or other traps, but it turned out I'd slimpled. Is that correct usage? A breath test would have revealed the reason. Actshually, he shlimped. |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 18, 2019 14:36:31 GMT
Flaceless has a point. This is a new low, even for us.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 18, 2019 14:45:55 GMT
It is a spiral staircase down into hell.
You've reached the same point as before, but one circle lower.
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 18, 2019 15:13:10 GMT
I'm sorry I made a spelling mistake.
I'm even sorrier that Shenguin noticed.
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Post by mlu035rsc on Sept 18, 2019 15:19:53 GMT
Jesus wept what has happened here. You people  Games. Borderlands 2, still not really loving it but it's a fun distraction from the grind to platinum on DS Remastered. Spoderman on hold until I can show it to my nephew. OTTM: Tennis tennis tennis. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 18, 2019 15:21:20 GMT
Whilst waiting for a cab outside Sainsburys, this was during the "school run", I noticed a group of teenage girls adjusting their skirts in the window, I mentioned this to the preferred mammal and was informed that this was a way to shorten pleated skirts, by rolling them up in the middle, and was then informed that teenage girls have always done this and hadn't I noticed before?
Mind blown.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 18, 2019 15:26:27 GMT
Mrs C's nieces school have specified skirts so this can't be done.
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 18, 2019 15:32:15 GMT
Here's a nice little Easter egg in the upcoming remake of Link's Awakening: if you enter the name of the character "Marin" as the player's name, you get a rendition of the Ballad of the Wii ShopWindfish.
Although, as far as shopping muzak in Zelda games is concerned, nothing will ever beat what's piped through the loudspeakers at the capitalist toddler's Malo Mart in Twilight Princess (slogan: "Buy one! Get one!").
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 18, 2019 15:38:17 GMT
Whilst waiting for a cab outside Sainsburys, this was during the "school run", I noticed a group of teenage girls adjusting their skirts in the window, I mentioned this to the preferred mammal and was informed that this was a way to shorten pleated skirts, by rolling them up in the middle, and was then informed that teenage girls have always done this and hadn't I noticed before? Mind blown. It was the trademark of the bullying clique at the daughter's school, known as " the short skirts". |
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Post by amipal on Sept 18, 2019 15:47:57 GMT
We're waiting for the nod to go home from the hospital.
A girl's dad in the bed opposite has just had a seizure due to not taking his pills earlier in the day, and the children's ward has flooded with over a dozen professionals from other departments to tend to him.
The NHS at its finest.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 18, 2019 15:57:37 GMT
Too easy Felice Landry, too easy. Nobody has even bothered to rise to the bait. |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 18, 2019 16:05:31 GMT
I'm back ... after 3 and a half hours of varying amounts of agony, a blazing row with the same fuckwitted nurse who tried to tell me - like the previous 4 times - that the circulation in my legs had improved enough for compression.
"Every time you have said that and applied compression the arterial flow has broken down sufficiently for the ulceration to increase in area. To the extent that the area affected is now double what it was when I was discharged from hospital in 2014. Even the Tissue Viability Nurses now agree with me that compression doesn't work ..."
"I outrank them ...
"You could outrank the Pope for all I care; the one thing the NHS has yet to fuck up is my mind. Your entire practice of medicine only differs from a witch doctor's in that it is based on evidence and the validation of that evidence through the use of the scientific method. Continuing to fuck up my life, my quality of life because you wish to adhere to a shibboleth that through mere observations is contrary to the established facts is unprofessional and slack-minded..."
I am now going to have two operations over the next 3-4 months; the surgeon (who was called in to pacify and convince me had to concede the point) has decided that my varicose veins might be contributing... After this 3.5 hrs. of wait - torture - wait - scans - more torture - arguments, they wanted me to hobble nearly a mile for some swabs on my by now intensely painful legs, wait and get pre-op swabs and blood done. I very nearly went ape as morphine has a 3-4 hr efficacy and I was already functioning without any... so that's to come...
The bitch got her own back, of course, when she redressed my legs. A patient rarely gets the last word ...
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 18, 2019 16:52:26 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 18, 2019 17:18:24 GMT
Gentlemen (and laydee...) start your engines!
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 18, 2019 17:24:16 GMT
So in the top 10...
BOTW
GTAV
Witcher
What else?
A cod? What racing game? What fighting game?
Dark Souls
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 18, 2019 17:37:35 GMT
So in the top 10... BOTW GTAV Witcher What else? A cod? What racing game? What fighting game? Dark Souls Ah, you added Dark Souls before I could point it out. But which? What a great opportunity for wrong opinions. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 18, 2019 17:41:29 GMT
Skyrim will make the top 10 for sure.
Edit: and Minecraft, obvs. The real question is what placing Keef thinks he can get away with for Shenmue.
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Post by Faceless on Sept 18, 2019 17:49:34 GMT
I am already livid
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 18, 2019 17:51:58 GMT
Of course Minecraft!
/facepalm
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Post by Faceless on Sept 18, 2019 17:53:15 GMT
Games that should not be anywhere near the top 10 but probably will be due to the wrongness of others:
Resident Evil 4
Bioshock
Heavy Rain
Any CoD with the exception of CoD4:MW
Uncharted 4
And....
The Last of Us.
I look forward to getting unanimous agreement tomorrow for posting this. And probably a Guardian pick.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 18, 2019 17:57:56 GMT
*in a southern belle voice*
You can always rely on the wrongness of strangers..."
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 18, 2019 18:00:15 GMT
Too easy Felice Landry , too easy. Nobody has even bothered to rise to the bait. I'm 99% certain Felice has been playing the long game for Yewtree. 21% certain he's staring at schoolgirls reflections in shop windows. There is a 10% crossover where he is a wrong'un working undercover for Yewtree. |
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Post by stxdpr on Sept 18, 2019 18:02:48 GMT
Whilst waiting for a cab outside Sainsburys, this was during the "school run", I noticed a group of teenage girls adjusting their skirts in the window, I mentioned this to the preferred mammal and was informed that this was a way to shorten pleated skirts, by rolling them up in the middle, and was then informed that teenage girls have always done this and hadn't I noticed before? Mind blown. It was the trademark of the bullying clique at the daughter's school, known as " the short skirts". The bullying clique are getting ready to roll up the middle of their smocks, the scenes will leave grown men weeping and a very small, strange corner of the internet very happy. Rugby world cup chat? Or are we waiting for the next Gwent reports? |
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 18, 2019 18:07:01 GMT
That made me laugh out loud more than it should have really. I need a glass of wine to sooth my sore throat.
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