Chatterbox Tuesday

Your face looks rubbish.

I don't get it. Is this another doolphiin seex thing?

I feel anything baby does automatically has more stigma attached to it as a result.

So Tiddles agrees with Trump regarding Greta. There really is no end to his fuckin awfulness. First.class.tool.

I do not know how you stay here listening to his shtick. A big fan of Neeson and Trump.

Tiddles! fuck off!

So, someone who has the gumption to stand and say to the WORLD what everyone else is thinking but to afraid to say, is a wrong'un in your eyes?!
Mr. Tiddles you have sunk to a new low,
what is this world coming to when a known murderer and serial phsyco like Mr. Tiddles turns away from common sense!
OMG!

What's happening brother?

There’s a link to an article about bum flashing pants in the article pyjakson put up.

What's all this then? Oh, the usual. Hello there.

Wallenstein's birthday: Did you know that Johannes Kepler wrote Wallenstein's horoscope?
It's been a while since I last looked at Schiller's Wallenstein trilogy but it's a cracking read. Spoilers: no happy ending.

Irritating little shits: that's the problem with them, they are usually right. The Preferred Mammal once had a student complaining about a colleague's exam. He had been required to choose one question from each of two sections. He pointed out that both sections contained an identical question, so he could have just answered the same question twice. Preferred Mammal phoned said colleague:

"Hi, I've got this student here complaining about your exam and he kind of has a point..."

"Tell him he's an irritating little shit."

"Err, Dr. B. wants you to know that you are very observant and apologises for the mistake..."

Guardian Picks: I didn't expect yet another one with some weak sauce remarks on the Untitled Goose Game review, but it looks as if I've worked my way up the greasy pole to become the darling of the Guardian Pick team. I was also bracing myself for having my comment about the Epic game store FRANKed into oblivion, but that never happened. Not libellous enough?

dakylosaurus419 : You have a light switch! Why are you leaving out the important stuff? What colour???

Ganes: not much time, just finished the first dungeon in Link's Awakening after spending a lot of time at the fishing mini game and the new Trendy Game. Guess what? They put a 'hint' ("just push the damn block already") into one of the rooms of the first dungeon for dummies like me who can't figure out how to push a block. After all these years!

This is my legacy. I'm so ashamed.

Found it!

www.thescottishsun.co.uk/topic/parliament/

What do I win?

The child is tickled pink that her character in Animal Crossing New Leaf has a DS and she can play games on it.
Meta tastic.

She is not being told about the switch version coming out.

I meant on the front page. I'll give you a clue, it's roughly the 27th story down now. It's bizarre switching between the editorial standpoints of the UK and Scottish editions.