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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 16, 2019 13:39:17 GMT
Ineggidiquates are the worst sort of people. So bad even the name doesn't fit them properly.
Maybe it should be ineggiquates. I do not know.
What I am saying is the people should be sent to live on a mountain with the Kurds and then bombed from a great height.
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Post by cobblers on Oct 16, 2019 13:45:17 GMT
What have you got against the Kurds?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 16, 2019 13:47:58 GMT
Hat chat is incredibly easy to masturbate to. They do little rubber hats for that. If you're posh enough. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 16, 2019 13:49:41 GMT
What have you got against the Kurds? Personally, nothing. It's just that if you are looking for people sat on mountains waiting to be bombed they are always good solid candidates. |
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Post by amipal on Oct 16, 2019 13:54:36 GMT
It’s like never having eaten an egg or something. You lot never cease to baffle me. Two weeks ago, one of the younger guys in the office announced that he'd eaten an egg for the first time the night before. He said it was alright, but he had to flip it over to cook it so it "didn't really look like a fried egg". The same guy asked if he could go on the golf day in July but play footgolf around the course instead. This is the sort of person who should become a ward of the state. They are a danger to themselves and others. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 16, 2019 14:04:23 GMT
Yes, but was he allowed to play foot golf?
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Post by Faceless on Oct 16, 2019 14:05:26 GMT
When I was a student I had a call one day from my mate who was very excited because he'd learned how to cook eggs. I'll never forget the haunted look on his face later on that day, as he stood there holding an egg over a frying pan, seemingly paralysed, having forgotten what to do.
He was twenty one years old.
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Post by Pyjakson on Oct 16, 2019 14:08:44 GMT
Yes, but was he allowed to play foot golf? He was given the job of driving around in a buggy, delivering beers to the grown ups. Sounds more enjoyable than golf was to be fair. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Oct 16, 2019 14:17:14 GMT
When I was a student I had a call one day from my mate who was very excited because he'd learned how to cook eggs. I'll never forget the haunted look on his face later on that day, as he stood there holding an egg over a frying pan, seemingly paralysed, having forgotten what to do. He was twenty one years old. My ex's friend filled her first student flat with smoke shortly after moving in when trying to grill bacon for the first time.... by wrapping it around the elements. Incidentally, she was a young person who wanted to work in archives. How's that training going, Crank? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 16, 2019 14:19:12 GMT
Ex blogger Pistashio confessed last year that he was about to fry an egg for his daughter and it was the first time he had ever fried an egg.
I would guess he is late 30s maybe 40.
Social services are looking after his children pretty well.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 16, 2019 14:22:50 GMT
Hat chat is incredibly easy to masturbate to. They do little rubber hats for that. Get thee behind me Satan! |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 16, 2019 14:23:33 GMT
They do little rubber hats for that. If you're posh enough. Crisp packet again? |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 16, 2019 14:24:15 GMT
Stash pockets are for drugs.
Amateur hour stuff keeping money in them.
Disprin, Nurofen, Viagra.
That sort of thing.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 16, 2019 14:47:33 GMT
Down with that sort of thing.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 16, 2019 14:53:42 GMT
Stash pockets are for drugs. Amateur hour stuff keeping money in them. Disprin, Nurofen, Viagra. That sort of thing. I remember in the early 2000's when Chipie (or it might have been Pepe) brought out a "dealer" jacket with loads of stash pockets hidden inside. Loaded magazine gave it a favourable review. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 16, 2019 16:00:38 GMT
“Service cancelled due to fire on train”. They’ll use any excuse these days.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 16, 2019 16:13:36 GMT
How's that training going, Crank? Hmm. The person giving the training that I was assisting had handed out notes on Wikipedia visual editor with screenshots. They used the latest version of the visual editor. He then proceeded to talk them through it using an old version of ie10 that uses an older version of visual editor. He told them to click edit on a page that had no content and they should have been clicking create. tldr. Once I poured boiling water on his mouse hand it went swimmingly. |
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Post by foot bottom on Oct 16, 2019 16:17:16 GMT
Social Services should be round at Pistashio's for reasons other than no egg.
I have two hats.
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Oct 16, 2019 16:28:45 GMT
Social Services should be round at Pistashio's for reasons other than no egg. I have two hats. It's a hard look to carry off. Fair play to you.  |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 16, 2019 18:07:02 GMT
My uncle, who is 80, says he has never drunk coffee. I believe him, on the basis that he also has some sausage rolls in his freezer that are marked best before end of August 1982.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 16, 2019 18:25:10 GMT
Is it possible to reach 80 without drinking coffee?
I doubt it. I don't think I could reach 8pm without coffee.
Even if it is why would you want to?
The best part of the day is that moment when the caffeine hits and all your caffeine deprivation induced worries and rage dissolve.
It's even better if you manage to hold out long enough for the kettle to boil so you don't have to drink last night's cold coffee.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 16, 2019 18:29:16 GMT
I mean 8pm from now. Not 8pm from the morning.
That would be crazy.
It is actually easy to achieve if you start boozing as soon as you get up. The magic of alcohol relieves caffeine deficiencies. Or alternatively chug coke all day. The drink or the drug. Either works.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 16, 2019 18:44:49 GMT
I'm just guessing that one says 'Get it here' and the other says, '2-for-1 on Thursdays'. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 16, 2019 19:03:13 GMT
I'm just guessing that one says 'Get it here' and the other says, '2-for-1 on Thursdays'. "My other hat is also a cunt hat". |
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Post by Destry on Oct 16, 2019 19:23:51 GMT
I am watching last nights first episode of Landscape Artist of the Year 2019 on Sky Arts.
'cos that's my thing.
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