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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 5, 2019 11:19:07 GMT
If you want to copy my jokes Ten, that's understandable. Oh, I think your jokes are inimitable. Like, one absolutely shouldn't tell them to anyone.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 5, 2019 11:23:57 GMT
Copy THIS.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2019 11:26:11 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2019 11:36:14 GMT
My copier doesn't do resolutions that small.
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Post by cobblers on Nov 5, 2019 11:36:32 GMT
I can report that it works pretty well for a dispiriting morning in the office, too. Sadly the efficacy of the 5p carrier bag charge means that I’m still alive and now everything smells slightly of jute.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 5, 2019 11:37:39 GMT
If it was me I would have just rang someone for help, but some people will use any excuse to just laze about scoffing sweets @brexitnow
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 5, 2019 12:18:12 GMT
Games: none. Work: aggressive. OTTM: I'm still moving, so I'm probably a zombie. I am literally under the weather.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 5, 2019 12:41:37 GMT
Cheese sandwich.
Going into lunch I had decided to make more of an effort going forward and make my own beef mayo sandwiches with a bit of red onion thrown in, but now I have eaten my cheese sandwich I am all "meh" to that idea.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2019 12:49:44 GMT
The cheesemakers of the world breathe a huge sigh of relief.
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Post by cobblers on Nov 5, 2019 12:56:43 GMT
Emmental, pastrami, mustard mayo and sauerkraut.
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 5, 2019 13:09:14 GMT
Tesco 'wicked' noodles. Spicy coconut, ginger and lime.
Still steeping so we'll see. A sandwich may be getting bought.
TV. Schitts Creek. Latest Mr Robot on the commute. More high octane than usual.
Games. TD2 on ps4 and trials rising on the switch. Did the Pentagon mission in TD4.
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Post by scubar on Nov 5, 2019 13:12:53 GMT
Games - Witcher 3, armour hunting, and took down my first leshen. Exploding bolts all the way.
Also some Outer Worlds, taking down some marauders on my way to the deserters.
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 5, 2019 13:21:59 GMT
Spicy salmon sushi to combat the cold. Steam coming out of my ears, mission accomplished. Since Felice Landry has found this new SMT gacha game I suppose we won't see him again this side of Christmas?
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Post by gongfarmer on Nov 5, 2019 13:26:15 GMT
£3.99 meal deal - Ploughmans lunch sandwich*, crisps, Oasis
*It was a travesty of a thing. Should have been called 'Sliver of bland cheese, with some limp salad, and a smear of sweet pickle'. Soggy, and on bread which was defrosting. Bleugh.
A ploughmans lunch should contain pickled onions strong enough to bring tears to the eyes, apple, pork pie, and at least one pint of cloudy cider.
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Post by Jumbulance on Nov 5, 2019 13:43:34 GMT
Games! Somehow I managed to push myself through Fallout 4 and all its DLC. Following all the chat here I now have TOW, just finished the first planet.
4* indeed.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 5, 2019 13:53:09 GMT
I should really try and finish Fallout 4, but along with the Witcher 3 it's one of the "great" modern games I have just failed to get into.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2019 14:08:31 GMT
Witcher 3 is ace. Get beyond the first chapter and it all starts to make sense. The first chapter is quite dull.
Fallout 4 is a more annoying version of Fallout 3. I mostly enjoyed it, but I couldn't help but feel Bethesda hadn't made much progress between generations. I wasted a lot of ammo shooting Preston.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2019 14:14:34 GMT
I can report that it works pretty well for a dispiriting morning in the office, too. Sadly the efficacy of the 5p carrier bag charge means that I’m still alive and now everything smells slightly of jute. Are you upset you won't be able to chug down Park St in your tractor unless you get to work before 7am?
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 5, 2019 14:40:28 GMT
I made the mistake of reading about JRM's Grenfell Tower comments after lunch. I now feel extremely sick.
I get it, we are living in the bad timeline, but this is a bit much.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 5, 2019 14:50:32 GMT
Pret salad. Crisps. Ginger beer. Classic middle class cry for help.
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Post by cobblers on Nov 5, 2019 14:56:51 GMT
I can report that it works pretty well for a dispiriting morning in the office, too. Sadly the efficacy of the 5p carrier bag charge means that I’m still alive and now everything smells slightly of jute. Are you upset you won't be able to chug down Park St in your tractor unless you get to work before 7am? they’ll take my illegally procured red diesel out of my cold dead hands. Ethics be dammed. Also I’m flattered that you think I’ve made it out of the cheap seats. Wrong direction of travel, though there’s also a curse/deep and abiding laziness/series of restraining orders which mostly keep me south of the floating harbour. Mostly.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 5, 2019 15:08:21 GMT
A ploughmans lunch should contain pickled onions strong enough to bring tears to the eyes, apple, pork pie, and at least one pint of cloudy cider. Finally, a healthy smoothie recipe that sounds tasty.
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Post by amipal on Nov 5, 2019 15:44:44 GMT
I made the mistake of reading about JRM's Grenfell Tower comments after lunch. I now feel extremely sick. I get it, we are living in the bad timeline, but this is a bit much. With Boris, Brexit, and Trump, it's pretty clear that this is the evil timeline.
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Post by gongfarmer on Nov 5, 2019 15:55:28 GMT
I made the mistake of reading about JRM's Grenfell Tower comments after lunch. I now feel extremely sick. I made the mistake of reading JRM's age in the same article. The twat is almost 4 years younger than me. I also now feel extremely sick - and old.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 5, 2019 15:59:36 GMT
I made the mistake of reading about JRM's Grenfell Tower comments after lunch. I now feel extremely sick. I get it, we are living in the bad timeline, but this is a bit much. With Boris, Brexit, and Trump, it's pretty clear that this is the evil timeline. I look forward to seeing much of the upcoming election campaign trying to fit all of these things in together - "Stop Boris' Trump Brexit" possibly with something about the playing fields of Eton thrown in too.
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