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Post by Admin on Nov 13, 2019 22:26:32 GMT
 It's Thursday. |
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Post by Destry on Nov 13, 2019 22:57:24 GMT
Nope. No idea either.
Is it some kind of sex thing?
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 14, 2019 7:36:06 GMT
Oh jeeeeezzz
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Post by Faceless on Nov 14, 2019 7:56:02 GMT
Top 5 kondom simulators?
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 14, 2019 8:04:15 GMT
Morning chumps.
Final day of my roll about the museum floor running cables and setting up PC's /mfd's etc. Reopens next week.
Games. TD2. A mission on challenging. Went mostly fine. My pal went to bed and feeling hard I thought I'd try a hunter guy on my own. Got my arse handed to me.
Cold out. Gambling on a bus getting me to town quicker than the train due to timings. Probably best I don't usually gamble.
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 14, 2019 8:21:46 GMT
Going to get to central station with enough time to catch my train but not enough time to get a coffee. What a balls up.
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Post by gongfarmer on Nov 14, 2019 8:31:32 GMT
Morning.
Curry club tonight so may have to defer BDT as will be driving/farting.
Bit wet outside.
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Post by amipal on Nov 14, 2019 8:40:22 GMT
Going to get to central station with enough time to catch my train but not enough time to get a coffee. What a balls up. Life cannot get any worse. |
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Post by scubar on Nov 14, 2019 8:45:42 GMT
Morning
Is Shenguin still dead? We can only hope.
Games - no, unless you count Elder Scrolls Blades.
TV - The Mandalorian and the first of the new series of Rick and Morty. Both very enjoyable, with a great little bit at the end of Mandalorian.
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Post by scubar on Nov 14, 2019 8:46:00 GMT
Going to get to central station with enough time to catch my train but not enough time to get a coffee. What a balls up. Life cannot get any worse. Hello! |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 14, 2019 8:46:44 GMT
Going to get to central station with enough time to catch my train but not enough time to get a coffee. What a balls up. Life cannot get any worse. Coffee and train both made. 30s to spare. |
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 14, 2019 8:53:17 GMT
I'm getting more ill again. Swollen glands have this morning signalled the next stage of the disease's march to victory. For a cold, it's quite resilient. Definitely more so than I am.
I do not recommend googling Kondom Simulators. The internet can get surprisingly yucky surprisingly quickly sometimes. I do not like and subscribe for more.
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Post by scubar on Nov 14, 2019 8:57:40 GMT
*starts putting bunting and balloons back up*
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 14, 2019 9:45:37 GMT
I'm getting more ill again. Swollen glands have this morning signalled the next stage of the disease's march to victory. For a cold, it's quite resilient. Definitely more so than I am. I think The Plague has been appearing in China recently. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 14, 2019 9:50:28 GMT
Pneumonic plague as well.
Symptons: runny nose, swollen glands, death.
If you have any of these symptoms you are pretty much a goner.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 14, 2019 9:51:48 GMT
I do not recommend Tescos Gold Blend coffee. I thought that as a miniscule coffee consumer, I would not appreciate any difference between brands. I now realise that I was a fucking idiot to think this. "It's as if someone had scraped the piss stains off Shenguin 's mattress and mixed them with some congealed brown paint." - Mr Tids. 4* |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 14, 2019 9:53:44 GMT
Coffee problems?
There is a crema you can get for that.
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Post by cobblers on Nov 14, 2019 9:55:17 GMT
Sex people, eh? Wonders never cease.
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Post by cobblers on Nov 14, 2019 9:58:34 GMT
Pneumonic plague as well. Symptons: runny nose, swollen glands, death. If you have any of these symptoms you are pretty much a goner. Check our House MD over here. “Dr! He’s dead!” “Hmm, I diagnose a nasty case of acute death. If we’re not careful he might not make it through the night.” |
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Post by Faceless on Nov 14, 2019 10:13:26 GMT
I do not recommend googling Kondom Simulators. The internet can get surprisingly yucky surprisingly quickly sometimes. I do not like and subscribe for more. I have, ahem, come to the same conclusion. |
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 14, 2019 10:16:12 GMT
Apropos of nothing, a recent survey found that four times twenty plus six percent of French people think their counting system is too cumbersome.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 14, 2019 10:17:40 GMT
I googled it, it's actually a game called Condom Simulator and there is footage of it on YouTube where you navigate a penis in similar manner to space invaders and use it to try and collect everything that falls down, which seem to be everyday items like leaves.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 14, 2019 10:17:57 GMT
Apropos of nothing, a recent survey found that four times twenty plus six percent of French people think their counting system is too cumbersome. Yes, I think this is why I am shit at speaking French - you;ve got to strangle your vowels and do mental arithmetic at the same time. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 14, 2019 10:37:49 GMT
I just saw a Tesco advert which dubbed the final scene of Casablanca and I now feel mildly ill.
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 14, 2019 10:46:54 GMT
So many questions...
Why does the penis wear a tie? Is he running on balls? Why is he so angry?
Actually, I can understand the anger. I suppose the toothy snake monsters represent venereal diseases that the condom will provide protection from, but the images of a guillotine, a stick of dynamite and a chainsaw are more concerning. If this is supposed to be an educational game then it's important to tell the kids that you need something stronger than a condom for that.
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