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Post by cobblers on Nov 14, 2019 10:47:40 GMT
I just saw a Tesco advert which dubbed the final scene of Casablanca and I now feel mildly ill. Plague. You dead. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 14, 2019 11:01:47 GMT
I hope sockpuppetpseudonym revives before the election, otherwise how can we cast our votes for the Suicide Sex Cult Party? |
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Post by scubar on Nov 14, 2019 11:04:45 GMT
I just saw a Tesco advert which dubbed the final scene of Casablanca and I now feel mildly ill. “I’m shocked. Shocked! To discover there’s great deals to be had here!” “Your 2 for the price of 1, Capitan” |
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Post by scubar on Nov 14, 2019 11:09:15 GMT
“You’ll miss out on a great bargain and regret it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life!”
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Post by Bloggie on Nov 14, 2019 11:13:44 GMT
Morning all!
Just wanted to say thanks for all the undeserved messages Sunday. It does help. I have been occasionally lurking though, so I do know what you all actually think of me..
Games? Yes! Lots of switch action:
Luigi's mansion 3: such a charming game and good fun. I'm up to the film studio floor.
Astral chain: not far in, but enjoying the look of it- made by Nier automata publisher so how can it be bad!?
Pokémon sword/shield- I'm pumped but the reviews are seriously mixed, Eurogamer trashed it in particular and they're usually my go to.. the lack of big dungeons is a real shame.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 14, 2019 11:16:30 GMT
“You’ll miss out on a great bargain and regret it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life! Apart from the own-brand coffee products, which are shit". That's more realistic. |
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Post by scubar on Nov 14, 2019 11:24:21 GMT
I just got a reply from Andrew Sparrow on the politics live blog.
What the fuck have you ever done?
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 14, 2019 11:28:39 GMT
"Round up the usual suspects.....
DVDs and put them all on special offer"
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 14, 2019 11:32:25 GMT
Doesn't everyone put a tie on their penis? Sometimes a bow-tie, but more usually a neck-tie with a classic full Windsor knot. (I prefer it to the more common half-Windsor as it gives a larger and more even knot.)
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 14, 2019 11:36:24 GMT
Doesn't everyone put a tie on their penis? Sometimes a bow-tie, but more usually a neck-tie with a classic full Windsor knot. (I prefer it to the more common half-Windsor as it gives a larger and more even knot.) Viagra is much safer if you are suffering from erectile dysfunction. Also that is usually referred to as an Arab strap. |
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 14, 2019 11:45:41 GMT
I just got a reply from Andrew Sparrow on the politics live blog. What the fuck have you ever done? Do you do the Tweets for the Brexit party? |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Nov 14, 2019 11:56:07 GMT
I googled it, it's actually a game called Condom Simulator and there is footage of it on YouTube where you navigate a penis in similar manner to space invaders and use it to try and collect everything that falls down, which seem to be everyday items like leaves. Filth! |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Nov 14, 2019 12:07:00 GMT
That's what the band is named after? Filfth. Not going to listen to that again.
Morning lude fans! Games - no. TV - that Star Wars man delorean. Its actually pretty good.
Cold
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Post by amipal on Nov 14, 2019 12:22:02 GMT
You people etc.
Hello all.
I am feeling stupendously unproductive. Really can't be arsed.
It may or may not be due to being told that I need to be asking for more work.
Gamesblog - a quick play of Lemmings on the Amiga, still brilliantly addictive. And Civ Rev. On the phone.
TVblog - TNG, followed by Chef and My Fridge.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 14, 2019 12:24:15 GMT
I do not recommend Tescos Gold Blend coffee. I thought that as a miniscule coffee consumer, I would not appreciate any difference between brands. I now realise that I was a fucking idiot to think this. drinks a lot of coffee for such a small guy. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Nov 14, 2019 12:32:12 GMT
Doesn't everyone put a tie on their penis? Sometimes a bow-tie, but more usually a neck-tie with a classic full Windsor knot. (I prefer it to the more common half-Windsor as it gives a larger and more even knot.) A Dickie-bow, Shirley? |
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Post by sandybahookie on Nov 14, 2019 13:01:22 GMT
People dress their penises far too casually these days
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Nov 14, 2019 13:02:26 GMT
I do not recommend Tescos Gold Blend coffee. I thought that as a miniscule coffee consumer, I would not appreciate any difference between brands. I now realise that I was a fucking idiot to think this. drinks a lot of coffee for such a small guy. those Southern pygmy types are all coffee adddicts! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Nov 14, 2019 13:03:08 GMT
Doesn't everyone put a tie on their penis? Sometimes a bow-tie, but more usually a neck-tie with a classic full Windsor knot. (I prefer it to the more common half-Windsor as it gives a larger and more even knot.) A Dickie-bow, Shirley? upper body or lower?! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Nov 14, 2019 13:04:44 GMT
People dress their penises far too casually these days here here, Parliament's full of laid back down-dressed types! edit - maybe they should try a dickie-bow! |
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Post by scubar on Nov 14, 2019 13:05:14 GMT
I’m going too deep on Gwent. Not deep enough to spend real money, but enough that I spent my entire lunch break reading various guides on it.
Is this what MTG players feel like? Poor DinoCity
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Nov 14, 2019 13:07:46 GMT
I’m going too deep on Gwent. Not deep enough to spend real money, but enough that I spent my entire lunch break reading various guides on it. is that a euphemism?! and why do you need a guide - (hope his/her maps are up to date)! |
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Post by sandybahookie on Nov 14, 2019 13:13:31 GMT
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Post by sandybahookie on Nov 14, 2019 13:15:25 GMT
A teaspoon of Marmite and the liquid from a jar of pickles sounds doable, possibly with a cheese sandwich on the side.
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Post by Destry on Nov 14, 2019 13:20:03 GMT
@ozymandias Kane
It's "Hear, hear", not "Here, here".
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