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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 20, 2019 11:38:05 GMT
There is a vacancy for a Postman/woman in the Plymouth area. Must have a good colon.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 20, 2019 11:43:23 GMT
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4*s. Is that good enough?
Edit: I made it bigger and in bold.
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Post by mlu035rsc on Nov 20, 2019 11:58:50 GMT
Sock chat - I got a good set from London Sock Company when they had a mystery box of ten pairs 50% off, which meant £60 instead of £120. They're good quality and nice designs.
OTTM: Spurs you idiots.
OTTRM: After a good night sleep gained by ditching the dog at the 'rents, I'm now contemplating not letting him drink water after around 8pm so he doesn't get me up too early. This might be too unfair on him though. I don't know what else to do to ensure both he and I have a half decent quality of life. I don't want him going back to a rescue centre but I can't go on with fewer than four hours sleep a night long term.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 20, 2019 12:08:51 GMT
Dear readers. I have received a copy of 'Bert Fegg's Nasty Book for Boys and Girls'. Original 1974 edition in mint condition.
Ace.
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Post by gongfarmer on Nov 20, 2019 12:25:27 GMT
I'm now contemplating not letting him drink water after around 8pm so he doesn't get me up too early. This might be too unfair on him though. I'm in the same predicament. Dog is back on chemo, and has steroids to counter the side-effects. Side-effect of the steroids though is an unending thirst, and having to pee every 90 mins or so. If we withhold the water she pants and gets distressed. Booked her back into the vets week on Monday for a checkup and likely repeat chemo, but will be pressing for something other than steroids if that's an option, as quality of life is suffering for her and us. Insult to injury - the steroids cost about 3p/day, as opposed to cyclosporin at £10/day.
Hope you find a solution that works for you and the dog.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 20, 2019 13:18:56 GMT
I interrupt sad dog chat to announce......prawn mayo baguette.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 20, 2019 13:26:33 GMT
I interrupt sad dog chat to announce......prawn mayo baguette. Foreign muck. |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 20, 2019 13:43:56 GMT
First xmas sandwich of the season.
Possibly. I think.
Been out setting up a PA for an author event. Stuck a bit of tape on a fader with the letters DFT on it. What's DFT?
Don't fucking touch.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 20, 2019 14:25:53 GMT
I for one will not desert our Cheesemakers in their hour of need.
Cheese sarnie
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 20, 2019 14:55:25 GMT
I wasted an hour this afternoon as a supposed ex-employee's IFA mislead me on the telephone. God I hate IFAs, in my view the FCA register is actually a register of shit heads, pure and simple.
No offence if any of you are IFAs.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 20, 2019 14:59:21 GMT
That's the best box intro pic yet, well played.
Work is forcing me to go out for a drink after work with the bosses bosses boss. Fuck that, I just want to go home and get drunk there where the only consequence is an eye roll from Mrs Zord, not me getting lairy in front of all my colleagues and losing my job because I slashed my team leader in the face and called him a thunder-cunt.
I'll stick to the orange juice.
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Post by Faceless on Nov 20, 2019 15:13:25 GMT
slashed my team leader in the face and called him a thunder-cunt. Have you considered that this may be exactly the kind of behaviour the new bosses want to see? And if so, can you really afford not to do it? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 20, 2019 15:30:16 GMT
Sounds like Melvazord is being groomed for a move up the greasy pole. Or just groomed. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 20, 2019 15:43:59 GMT
If they ask you to Tramps after Pizza Express don't comment on the sweat stains.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 20, 2019 15:44:22 GMT
That goes for anyone. Not just Melvazord.
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 20, 2019 17:02:16 GMT
slashed my team leader in the face and called him a thunder-cunt. Have you considered that this may be exactly the kind of behaviour the new bosses want to see? And if so, can you really afford not to do it? She is American, maybe she expects me to assert my dominance by shooting him and stealing the oil out of his car. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 20, 2019 17:06:34 GMT
I'm about to have a "scrap" with a "copper", Game Freak really nailed the British vernacular.
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Post by mlu035rsc on Nov 20, 2019 17:22:05 GMT
I'm now contemplating not letting him drink water after around 8pm so he doesn't get me up too early. This might be too unfair on him though. I'm in the same predicament. Dog is back on chemo, and has steroids to counter the side-effects. Side-effect of the steroids though is an unending thirst, and having to pee every 90 mins or so. If we withhold the water she pants and gets distressed. Booked her back into the vets week on Monday for a checkup and likely repeat chemo, but will be pressing for something other than steroids if that's an option, as quality of life is suffering for her and us. Insult to injury - the steroids cost about 3p/day, as opposed to cyclosporin at £10/day.
Hope you find a solution that works for you and the dog.
Cheers Gong, same back at you, hope she improves. |
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Post by Melvazord on Nov 20, 2019 17:22:57 GMT
I'm about to have a "scrap" with a "copper", Game Freak really nailed the British vernacular. "Watch aht! Es got ah shootah!" Etc |
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 20, 2019 17:29:50 GMT
To be fair, they probably watched half an episode of Life on Mars and nicked it from that, you silly divs.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 20, 2019 18:05:18 GMT
I've had a long think about this, and I don't think I can do pizza/sweat puns. It's not a rich vein.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Nov 20, 2019 18:14:21 GMT
I interrupt sad dog chat to announce......prawn mayo baguette. Update on my disparity, lunch with a friend - the New Yorker sandwich, pastrami with tomato lettuce gherkin and added mayo, on brown and toasted small side salad, cappuccino. overall not bad. Phone news, after having read my phone was compatible (Samsung galaxy note 4), I updated the software accordingly, for the galaxy watch wearable app, only to have the phone completely die and not turn on or reboot. I went to the Samsung service centre and had it checked only to find out it is NOT compatible because it has Bluetooth 4.1 not 4.2. Grrr! I lost the receipt for it and paid cash originally, (IDIOT MOVE right here)! so I'm out of pocket by about £150 Squid. My Tab S2 also has 4.1 even though it has Android 7 so it to is incompatible! Tired, hungry, in need of a VERY large coffee as I now have to wait until Jan for a new contract phone. NOT HAPPY...the end. |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 20, 2019 18:14:58 GMT
Perspperoni
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Post by scubar on Nov 20, 2019 18:41:33 GMT
You should be ashamed of yourself. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 20, 2019 19:03:16 GMT
I interrupt sad dog chat to announce......prawn mayo baguette. Phone news, after having read my phone was compatible (Samsung galaxy note 4), I updated the software accordingly, for the galaxy watch wearable app, only to have the phone completely die and not turn on or reboot. I went to the Samsung service centre and had it checked only to find out it is NOT compatible because it has Bluetooth 4.1 not 4.2. Smash the watch, the phone won't 'find' the watch* and you owe me a fiver. *Could be a lie. |
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