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Post by crankcaller on Dec 12, 2019 14:51:24 GMT
Drink in hand.
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Dec 12, 2019 15:04:18 GMT
I've had a realisation, and one of us looks a bit racist now, I fear. I'm not sure it's not me. We all know where Shenguin was placing his cross this morning. On someone's front lawn. On fire. Daft pointy hat.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 12, 2019 15:21:25 GMT
In other news, and in answer to a question English Pint Legend asked at the other place, the PS4 ban has been extended by a week, until New Year's Day. Reductions or extensions of one day to the ban will be decided on a daily basis. It followed an absolute shit-show before 8am both yesterday and today.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2019 15:27:05 GMT
Imagine not being able to play with your PS4 because your mam said so!
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 12, 2019 15:35:11 GMT
Make the kid program a ZX81 by typing a few pages of code and then wobble the rampack before he saves it.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 12, 2019 15:44:14 GMT
Make the kid program a ZX81 by typing a few pages of code and then wobble the rampack before he saves it. A VIC-20 didn't need a rampack.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 12, 2019 15:44:29 GMT
My mum still stops me playing video games at Christmas by having the temerity to visit and expect conversation.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 12, 2019 15:48:53 GMT
My mum still stops me playing video games at Christmas by having the temerity to visit and expect conversation. Your mum must love you very much.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 12, 2019 15:55:26 GMT
Or any siblings are an even bigger disappointment.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 12, 2019 16:00:57 GMT
I am not sure how the pre-teen can rebel against the monstrous regiment of Shenguin.
Are there demands to turn off NWA, RATM and Nick Cave? Perhaps try something at a more reasonable volume and maybe with a tune
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 12, 2019 17:06:44 GMT
My mum still stops me playing video games at Christmas by having the temerity to visit and expect conversation. Your mum must love you very much. <edit>to want to have a conversation with you is what I meant, just in case that wasn't clear. <edit><edit>Reading that comment back*, It feels so mean spirited that I am ashamed. *which one must never do if you want to retain any self-respect.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 12, 2019 17:40:50 GMT
Felice is really smashing it out of the park today. Top top blogging that's been a joy to behold. I think it's ok Felice; Rolling is clearly an unlovable Steve who is lucky to have a mother so misguided that she hasn't disowned him. There's nothing wrong with saying that, it's just a matter of fact.
Edit: I just read that back. Felice is right.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 12, 2019 17:51:37 GMT
I actually thought Felice was being nice - a touching thought on this most stressful of days - and I was struggling to find a way to reply that didn;t sound sarcastic. But in light of his subsequent edits I am no longer sure if he was in fact being nice, or was in fact being sarcastic. I think we need a manly hug followed by a bit of pretend roughhouse to smooth this one over. Come to my arms, Felice!
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 12, 2019 17:53:17 GMT
I have also just voted, and spent 10 minutes trying to explain to a 10 year old that Boris Johnson is a cunt, without swearing.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 12, 2019 18:03:40 GMT
I have also just voted, and spent 10 minutes trying to explain to a 10 year old that Boris Johnson is a cunt, without swearing. I don't think it's technically considered swearing, as it's factually accurate.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 12, 2019 18:04:42 GMT
I bought lemonade and beer on the way home, for shandies, so I don't get drunk too early. House was empty so I came straight to the pub. Fuck the tories, fuck shandy, and fuck sobriety.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 12, 2019 18:07:27 GMT
Was someone after Raspberry pi projects? New Scientist ran a series of them recentlyish, but they're probably behind a paywall.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 12, 2019 18:12:59 GMT
I've gone full Oliver Reed and just got back with four Stella Tortoises and a bottle of red wine.
*sound of beer opening*
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Post by Faceless on Dec 12, 2019 18:18:23 GMT
I am nowhere near drunk enough to vote yet. I've just lined my stomach with a nutritious dinner of chicken dippers and jelly babies, and am about to head to the shop for boozes.
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Post by Pyjakson on Dec 12, 2019 18:47:40 GMT
Hmmmm, but which referendum should I vote to repeat?
Decisions, decisions.
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Post by Destry on Dec 12, 2019 18:50:54 GMT
Voted? Yes traipsed out in the pouring rain with Mrs D and Miss D.
Am now drinking a G&T and heating the oven for a chicken pie dinner.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 12, 2019 19:05:29 GMT
Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner!
I'm ordering a curry. Chicken Tikka vindaloo, garlic Nan, pilau rice.
Proper British grub, for Britain.
*sound of second beer opening *
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 12, 2019 19:11:02 GMT
Winner Winner Factory Farming, Animal Cruelty and Carbon Emissions.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 12, 2019 19:13:49 GMT
I'm getting wired into the IPA and codeine. Reading about Nigel Dodds triggered me.
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Post by Destry on Dec 12, 2019 19:16:27 GMT
Winner Winner Factory Farming, Animal Cruelty and Carbon Emissions. Not just any chicken pie, but an M&S Shortcust Chicken Pie, "with succulent pieces of BRITISH CHICKEN in a rich, roast CHICKEN gravy."
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