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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 14, 2019 13:00:34 GMT
In town Christmas shopping. Whatever cunt said "hell is other people" absolutely fucking nailed it. Some Frenchman, I believe it was. Which you can understand if he was constantly surrounded by the French. Morning all! actually I don't believe he swore, I think he said something like - "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries."! |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 14, 2019 13:03:00 GMT
Logan is on Channel 4 tonight for those interested.
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Post by amipal on Dec 14, 2019 13:23:31 GMT
Today I have done a tip-run, followed by a dash around Sainsbury's (where I bought meat and wine), and then a brief dip into B&Q for a drill-bit to cut through tiles.
Since returning home, I have had some curry for lunch.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 14, 2019 13:26:55 GMT
Gabby or 's Run?
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Post by amipal on Dec 14, 2019 13:30:17 GMT
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 14, 2019 13:45:57 GMT
Today I have done a tip-run, followed by a dash around Sainsbury's (where I bought meat and wine), and then a brief dip into B&Q for a drill-bit to cut through tiles. Since returning home, I have had some curry for lunch. "drilling tiles is like making love to a beautiful woman, first X marks the spot with a bit of tape, then slowly make your penetration"! bad Kane, bad Kane, coffee?..good Kane! |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 14, 2019 14:42:21 GMT
Genuine question, is that an X-Men film with Patrick Stewart where they're all old and depressed? Never seen it, but I might be mildly interested.
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Post by amipal on Dec 14, 2019 14:44:04 GMT
Genuine question, is that an X-Men film with Patrick Stewart where they're all old and depressed? Never seen it, but I might be mildly interested. It is very good. 4* at least. |
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Post by scubar on Dec 14, 2019 15:14:05 GMT
I’d say Logan is the best xmen film, but that doesn’t actually mean a lot, it’s a good film on its own merits.
I’m on a train headed to that there London, as I’m off to Australia tomorrow.
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Post by Destry on Dec 14, 2019 15:22:04 GMT
I’d say Logan is the best xmen film, but that doesn’t actually mean a lot, it’s a good film on its own merits. I’m on a train headed to that there London, as I’m off to Australia tomorrow. Aren't you worried Boris won't let you back in? |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 14, 2019 15:25:27 GMT
I wouldn't let him back in either, to be fair.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 14, 2019 16:26:13 GMT
I’d say Logan is the best xmas film Ok. Whatever dude. Have a good Holiday. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 14, 2019 16:46:22 GMT
Today I've thrown out the empty bottles from election night. That was how I spent my afternoon.
Is it just me or are there too many fucking Pokemon* in the Wild Area? I keep on getting distracted from getting on with the story. It's Breath of the Wild all over again.
At least I got that Onyx right at the entrance on my third or fourth try but it was wasting my balls** and slaughtering my team as was trying very hard not to one-shoot it like all the other times before.
Edit: * as opposed to Pokemon fucking. That's what the nursery is for.
**you heard.
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Dec 14, 2019 17:19:37 GMT
Today I've thrown out the empty bottles from election night. That was how I spent my afternoon. Is it just me or are there too many fucking Pokemon* in the Wild Area? I keep on getting distracted from getting on with the story. It's Breath of the Wild all over again. At least I got that Onyx right at the entrance on my third or fourth try but it was wasting my balls** and slaughtering my team as was trying very hard not to one-shoot it like all the other times before. Edit: * as opposed to Pokemon fucking. That's what the nursery is for. **you heard. Tent there, turning the air blue.  |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 14, 2019 17:22:24 GMT
Today I've thrown out the empty bottles from election night. That was how I spent my afternoon. Is it just me or are there too many fucking Pokemon* in the Wild Area? I keep on getting distracted from getting on with the story. It's Breath of the Wild all over again. At least I got that Onyx right at the entrance on my third or fourth try but it was wasting my balls** and slaughtering my team as was trying very hard not to one-shoot it like all the other times before. Edit: * as opposed to Pokemon fucking. That's what the nursery is for. **you heard. Tent there, turning the air blue. Just to match the electoral map, you understand. |
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Post by scubar on Dec 14, 2019 17:28:23 GMT
I’d say Logan is the best xmen film, but that doesn’t actually mean a lot, it’s a good film on its own merits. I’m on a train headed to that there London, as I’m off to Australia tomorrow. Aren't you worried Boris won't let you back in? Hoping he won’t, really |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 14, 2019 17:52:37 GMT
Aren't you worried Boris won't let you back in? Hoping he won’t, really Doubt Australia is much better, politics wise. They do have better weather and bigger spoders tbf. |
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Post by Conchord on Dec 14, 2019 18:52:32 GMT
Just to match the electoral map, you understand. Too soon  Evening all. Logan is a good shout. Really good film. Guess that's a couple of hours of the shift sorted, beats last nights offerings of Love Actually and A Million Ways to Die in the West anyway. The latter was largely terrible, with a few smatterings of amusing slapstick thrown in. Also noticed that Vikings s6 has started so watched the first 3 episodes. Not great, but not bad either. |
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Post by Jumbulance on Dec 14, 2019 19:33:27 GMT
Evening all,
Went out to do the Christmas shopping, spent most of it in the pub. Tomorrow, we go again.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 14, 2019 19:59:28 GMT
Do people actually go Christmas shopping?
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 14, 2019 20:00:26 GMT
Just bought Forza Motorsport 7.
What's that? Yes, that's right it's 100 freekin Gig. And the fuckers are drip feeding me it at 4 to 5MB/s.
Come back discs all is forgiven.
Turkey chilli for dinner.
Opening a beer shortly.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 14, 2019 20:04:10 GMT
One thing Jeff has definitely improved is shopping at this time of year.
Spend hours buying overpriced shit in overheated shops?
Nah mate.
Buy reasonably priced shit online and fuck off down the footie*
If you want to fill the basket with little alcoholic presents for yourself even better.
* mildly disappointing home defeat to the Boggies optional.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 14, 2019 20:07:32 GMT
What the people who know and tolerate you want most at this time of year is drunken ranting about how Jake Livermore should have been sent off, not presents bought in a rush.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 14, 2019 20:20:22 GMT
Give Jumbulance a break, this is the first Christmas he's managed to have a job and buy trinkets for the family. Have you no soul? Have you not seen The Muppet Christmas Carol?
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 14, 2019 20:21:19 GMT
Which is going to be very fortunate for Shenguin.
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