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Post by gongfarmer on Dec 15, 2019 3:55:19 GMT
Ŷon fact I should try and avoid the next few hours completely. Send jellies. STAT.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 15, 2019 8:24:00 GMT
OTTM. The epic launcher thing is gash. My goodness. You gave the Chinese government access to your computer? You've gone badly wrong there. This has been emphatically debunked in case anyone thinks EGS is sending your history of watching silly cat videos or teen girl puking videos to the Chinese government. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 15, 2019 8:35:57 GMT
Hullo. I managed to fully soberise myself yesterday evening.
Willpower+
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 15, 2019 8:52:38 GMT
Are teen girl puking videos a thing?
That sounds like we've gone badly wrong as a species.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 15, 2019 8:59:53 GMT
I clicked on the link by accident!!
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 15, 2019 9:09:46 GMT
Thanks guys, now I'm just getting ads for teen girls puking, in Chinese.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 15, 2019 9:13:05 GMT
I've seen some horrible shit on tinternet, but I had no idea that was a thing.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 15, 2019 9:26:30 GMT
Ŷon fact I should try and avoid the next few hours completely. Send jellies. STAT. {Insert shaking cowboy head gif} Jellies are horrible. Don't. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 15, 2019 9:30:19 GMT
Oh, and belated happy birthday gongfarmer. Is that why you are indulging in alcohol and jelly? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 15, 2019 9:33:48 GMT
Ŷon fact I should try and avoid the next few hours completely. Send jellies. STAT. {Insert shaking cowboy head gif} Jellies are horrible. Don't. I assumed 'Jellies' was one of Paul Gascoigne's mates. Jimmy 'five jellies', or something. |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 15, 2019 9:51:51 GMT
Hello.
Games:
Got to play Forza Motorsport once it finished downloading at 23:40. Seems decent though I've ended up with lots of cars and I'm just starting. Will get a proper shot tonight.
Tried the monster hunter light thing on the switch. Wasn't feeling it. Awkward controls.
TV. Ray Donovan.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 15, 2019 11:25:35 GMT
Oops! Drugs are for mugs*, mmmkay. *hi! As an ex alcoholic and drug addict (no not needles) I whole heartedly agree, be smart not dead! |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 15, 2019 11:42:44 GMT
Beef Pot Roast in oven, I look forward to eating it in about 3 1/2 hours.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 15, 2019 11:49:37 GMT
Oops! Drugs are for mugs*, mmmkay. *hi! As an ex alcoholic and drug addict (no not needles) I whole heartedly agree, be smart not dead! When can we expect the smart bit? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 15, 2019 12:00:13 GMT
As an ex alcoholic and drug addict (no not needles) I whole heartedly agree, be smart not dead! When can we expect the smart bit? Now now, we're in a healing process at least try for a minute or two. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 15, 2019 12:03:34 GMT
Felice, there, going on about his oven-ready meal solutions being ready to go, when we all know he'll still be negotiating with the carrot suppliers 18 months from now.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 15, 2019 12:17:53 GMT
Since my post yesterday, I'm now getting adverts for the new Jumanji. Err, hello?
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 15, 2019 12:19:00 GMT
Just waiting in the Turkish barbers. I'm going for FULL VIOLATION. Hard, wet beard trim, ears and nostrils.
#prayfortuffers
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 15, 2019 12:58:55 GMT
We queued for half an hour to see Santa and when it was our turn to go in the Grotto the kid went berserk and refused to sit on Santa's knee. I guess kids these days have evolved to avoid going into creepy dark areas with old bearded men.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 15, 2019 13:10:07 GMT
We queued for half an hour to see Santa and when it was our turn to go in the Grotto the kid went berserk and refused to sit on Santa's knee. I guess kids these days have evolved to avoid going into creepy dark areas with old bearded men. I guess the hard, wet beard trim didn't make him any less intimidating. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 15, 2019 13:11:13 GMT
Neverwinter nights - video game Top banana? What are you blabbering about? Only a complete mentalist of a lunatic would describe a video game as 'top banana'. Neverwinter - it seems to have gotten hard, I tried Daggers over Daggerford and immediately got rekt after starting the game, by someone who turned my bastard death badger on me. Top Santana. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 15, 2019 13:12:28 GMT
We queued for half an hour to see Santa and when it was our turn to go in the Grotto the kid went berserk and refused to sit on Santa's knee. I guess kids these days have evolved to avoid going into creepy dark areas with old bearded men. I guess the hard, wet beard trim didn't make him any less intimidating. So Tuffers breaks into your house, drinks your booze, eats your food and then leaves a pair of socks, I think the kid made a good call there. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 15, 2019 13:12:49 GMT
As an ex alcoholic and drug addict (no not needles) I whole heartedly agree, be smart not dead! When can we expect the smart bit? "Pa, whar's ma shotgun"?! "Did I dun good Pa?" "Pa"? - "Dang I thought you were a burgular"! "Medic"! |
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Post by amipal on Dec 15, 2019 14:05:11 GMT
Hello all.
I went out to Worthing last night for a mate's birthday, to a good Chinese restaurant. I ordered the crispy half-duck pancakes, with the understanding that others would share in the dish - they did not.
And therefore, today, I am more duck than man. QUACK!
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 15, 2019 15:01:13 GMT
Just waiting in the Turkish barbers. I'm going for FULL VIOLATION. Hard, wet beard trim, ears and nostrils. #prayfortuffers Mr Tent Rooster's GP once asked him whether he had been to the Turkish barber because he thought he recognised the signs of FULL VIOLATION. All I did was giving him a bit of a trim... |
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