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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 31, 2019 11:55:25 GMT
Over a year hooting into the abyss, would keef be proud of his legacy? Is he really purdy01 in disguise? One day Daddy will let us back into his garden, but until then we will cover our shame with the fig leaf that is chatterbox. All hail Ozymandias Kane! I felt there was a space deserved to be filled! |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 31, 2019 11:57:22 GMT
I'm currently performing triage on my 'was working' LED watch. It's not going well. C'mon little fella, breathe..
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Post by amipal on Dec 31, 2019 11:57:32 GMT
Evidence that crankcaller is actually Tyres from Spaced mounts. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 31, 2019 12:05:02 GMT
GP confirmed it's Sciatica. I have an anti inflammatory and codeine now. Party on.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 31, 2019 12:22:47 GMT
The watch is working! Oh, and joy to BabyF.
Now I'm going for the Commodore watch. *puffs chest out*
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 31, 2019 12:25:38 GMT
Evidence that crankcaller is actually Tyres from Spaced mounts. I have in the distant past after a heavy weekend nodded along to the rhythm of household appliances. Mr Fingers did know what he was on about. Lamb curry being made for tonight's dinner. Smells amazing. Just to confirm, the NYE party is not, as Kevin Bridges and maybe some on here would call, 'an empty'. The kids all call them "Gaffs" now. Is there a gaff at yours? Who's having a gaff? We're going to a gaff at tuffers. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 31, 2019 12:29:10 GMT
Shotgun Bany's PC and fancy mouse.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 31, 2019 12:37:46 GMT
Doesn't gaff mean house?
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 31, 2019 12:47:44 GMT
IndyRef2 now!
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Post by amipal on Dec 31, 2019 12:50:49 GMT
Anyway, hello all.
Jamesblurg - DQB2, and my farm now has more inhabitants. There is also a barn, and a lovely table and chair set to sit outside and enjoy a delicious cabbage meal.
I've now been told by Rosie the farmer that they can look after the fields themselves, and so I've been sent out to the wilds questing for seeds.
Lunchblurg - I got a pâté set for Christmas, so just had some on toast. 26g of fat per 100g, deeelicious.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 31, 2019 12:52:53 GMT
It does yes. But it's being used in the context for an "empty" |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 31, 2019 13:12:43 GMT
This is all very confusing.
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Post by amipal on Dec 31, 2019 13:16:13 GMT
I put my empties out for the milkman last night.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 31, 2019 13:18:41 GMT
I put my empties out for the milkman last night. Is this a euphemism? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2019 13:20:40 GMT
I put my empties out for the milkman last night. So did my wife. |
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Post by scubar on Dec 31, 2019 13:21:41 GMT
Happy New Year!
Sadly for you, I’m still not on fire.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 31, 2019 13:21:56 GMT
Now that Banyfark and MrTiddles have been cured, i've got one for you poundshop Quincys. I woke up this morning with a bloodshot eyelid. Like a black eye, but just the eyelid. Nobody hit me, and it's not sore, just full of blood under the skin. The pharmacist i showed it to this morning looked askance and agreed that it was 'a bit weird'.
How long have I got?
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 31, 2019 13:27:41 GMT
Morning all! I've been up for ages now having gotten up ridiculously early at 12 o'clock. In the afternoon
On that charlie brooker thng last night there was something about the russian presidents right hand man who was a modern artist and was keeping him in power by challenging peoples perception by spreading nonsense and confusion everywhere so no one knew what was happening. It sounds a lot like this place. And the UK in general.
I'm optimistic for 2020 though, the PS5 and xboxsex are coming out.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 31, 2019 13:28:54 GMT
Now that Banyfark and MrTiddles have been cured, i've got one for you poundshop Quincys. I woke up this morning with a bloodshot eyelid. Like a black eye, but just the eyelid. Nobody hit me, and it's not sore, just full of blood under the skin. The pharmacist i showed it to this morning looked askance and agreed that it was 'a bit weird'. How long have I got? That'll be the night air. Get a celeriac poultice and do some gentle cupping of the danglers. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 31, 2019 13:40:27 GMT
Now that Banyfark and MrTiddles have been cured, i've got one for you poundshop Quincys. I woke up this morning with a bloodshot eyelid. Like a black eye, but just the eyelid. Nobody hit me, and it's not sore, just full of blood under the skin. The pharmacist i showed it to this morning looked askance and agreed that it was 'a bit weird'. How long have I got? Come back when you're dead and we'll be able to tell you. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 31, 2019 14:24:38 GMT
Sounds like T-Virus.
A day or 2 at most.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 31, 2019 14:29:03 GMT
Most likely you have had a mini-stroke.
Or have the start of conjunctivitis.
Or slept in an odd position, putting pressure on your eye.
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Post by amipal on Dec 31, 2019 14:40:44 GMT
I put my empties out for the milkman last night. So did my wife. Filthy poivoit. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 31, 2019 15:10:18 GMT
Now that Banyfark and MrTiddles have been cured, i've got one for you poundshop Quincys. I woke up this morning with a bloodshot eyelid. Like a black eye, but just the eyelid. Nobody hit me, and it's not sore, just full of blood under the skin. The pharmacist i showed it to this morning looked askance and agreed that it was 'a bit weird'. How long have I got? Come back when you're dead and we'll be able to tell you. What if Rollings mostly dead?! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 31, 2019 15:12:46 GMT
Most likely you have had a mini-stroke. Or have the start of conjunctivitis. Or slept in an odd position, putting pressure on your eye. Or you went to fight club and can't talk about it! |
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