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Post by Shenguin on Dec 31, 2019 15:13:46 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 31, 2019 15:20:29 GMT
RollingEscargot So long as the haemorrhage is definitely in the eyelid, and not the eye, it shouldn't be a cause for concern, and probably isn't the sign of haemorrhaging within the brain or cranial cavity. Did you sneeze, cough or puke a lot recently? @everyone Else, When there's no chance of recovery or time to put affairs in order, sometimes it's kinder to be gentle and let truth take second place. Bagsy his console.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 31, 2019 16:19:44 GMT
Thanks guys. I'm probably not long for this world. I never thought I'd die looking like I'd half finished putting on Goth makeup. When I go, please make sure my games console goes to someone who is allowed to use it.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 31, 2019 16:59:01 GMT
The cat's not well, can't keep food down. Eats a lot of tinsel though.
Stoopid cat.
Mind you, I've never seen a more seasonal sphincter. Apart from that gap year in [insert dodgy country of choice here]
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 31, 2019 17:00:44 GMT
Is Shenguin a GP?
Shenguin, are you a GP?
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 31, 2019 17:14:17 GMT
Welcome back tenthenemy, how was the "Volcanic Lair" ®️? |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 31, 2019 17:29:54 GMT
The cat's not well, can't keep food down. Eats a lot of tinsel though. Stoopid cat. Mind you, I've never seen a more seasonal sphincter. Apart from that gap year in [ insert dodgy country of choice here] GAP year - GAP, YEAR....! is that a year with a gap or a gap of a year (a very good year)! |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 31, 2019 17:51:11 GMT
Welcome back tenthenemy, how was the "Volcanic Lair" ®️? I'm still at the Volcanic Lair but it's been upgraded to have better phone reception. Even my mum had to admit that world domination is difficult to achieve in the new decade without those newfangled interwebs. I've just read all this. The jury's still out how the entertainment value compares to playing Yahtzee with my mum every day. She refuses to play anything else but can't actually remember how to score three of a kind, let alone a Full House. Send halp Edit: excuse my Christmas outfit, I won't be able to change it until I make my escape. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Dec 31, 2019 18:15:24 GMT
Welcome back tenthenemy , how was the "Volcanic Lair" ®️? I'm still being upgraded, by my mum, The jury's still out, She refuses to play anything else but three of a kind, or a Full House. Send halp! PLEESE! Edit:Tenthen - "my Christmas outfit is at fault" My mum - "There is no escape"! ftfy! You know what they say, behind every great man is an even greater woman! Happy new year Tenthenemy! |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 31, 2019 18:18:07 GMT
Is Shenguin a GP? Shenguin, are you a GP? No, but I'm very intelligent and well-informed, and interested in healthcare. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 31, 2019 18:23:15 GMT
Is Shenguin a GP? Shenguin, are you a GP? No, but I'm very intelligent and well-informed, and interested in healthcare. One of these things is probably true. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 31, 2019 18:32:55 GMT
Is Shenguin a GP? Shenguin, are you a GP? No, but I'm very intelligent and well-informed, and interested in healthcare. Nit nurse? |
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 31, 2019 18:33:09 GMT
No, but I'm very intelligent and well-informed, and interested in healthcare. One of these things is probably true. The no part. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 31, 2019 18:48:06 GMT
I'm at a 5 hour long showjumping thing. It seems to be a big deal but I'm not really digging it. At least I won't end up watching Jools again.
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 31, 2019 18:55:00 GMT
I'm at a 5 hour long showjumping thing. It seems to be a big deal but I'm not really digging it. At least I won't end up watching Jools again. Fucking hell. |
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 31, 2019 19:15:03 GMT
At last, after 8 days of epic battles and a last minute stab by my ally, orange... persistent liar, here's a classic "I had to take the ex out for dinner, to talk about our kid. " ... This was 8 a.m. Boise, the place where boys make a noise "Really? I find that v hard to believe"His ships have been speeding towards me... So I start moving defensive forces towards where his will cross my border... "Fucking lying, cheating Asshole... do what you want, I am quitting this game... so go Fuck yourself you cheater"I was, err astonished at this... "Yes, we hung out, drank a bottle of wine and fucked, just getting on the game, saw my ships in place and attacked"'So you did all this between 1 and 8 in the morning? You forget you told me your time zone and that you've just had carpal tunnel surgery. Some, if not all these statements are lies, and I have never cheated in a game in 65 years.'"But I don’t care about this game, actually all the lying backstabbers have pushed me away, but learning with you was fun...
But I will quit this game all together.
PS lose my email address"And he was gone, so his email address ...  I'm shattered |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 31, 2019 19:33:33 GMT
I have just watched Angela Merkel's New Year's Eve speech. She, a conservative politician, talked about the urgency to address climate change, the need to fight antisemitism and racism and extolled the benefits of the EU.
Meanwhile back at home IDS is getting a New Year's gong for services to inhumanity.
It's at times like these that I feel reluctant to return home.
Now back to another round of Yahtzee...
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 31, 2019 19:34:49 GMT
I'm at a 5 hour long showjumping thing. It seems to be a big deal but I'm not really digging it. At least I won't end up watching Jools again. Fucking hell. My eyes starting to bleed in advance buys a bit of time back I guess. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 31, 2019 19:46:24 GMT
I think Chumbles actually lives in a dystopian nightmare and these posts are his subconscious reaching out over the multiverse.
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Post by amipal on Dec 31, 2019 19:46:47 GMT
Anything but effin' Jules.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 31, 2019 19:48:41 GMT
Are we not having blogger of the year, best avatar etc..?
Admin really is a shit. No offence admin.
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 31, 2019 20:03:31 GMT
I think Chumbles actually lives in a dystopian nightmare and these posts are his subconscious reaching out over the multiverse. I had treatment this morning ... "dystopian nightmare" is it... thank whomever that there are games. Mind you, falling against a counter top on Xmas eve wasn't bright |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 31, 2019 20:28:31 GMT
I'm at a 5 hour long showjumping thing. It seems to be a big deal but I'm not really digging it. At least I won't end up watching Jools again. Mostly due to impending blindness. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 31, 2019 20:30:03 GMT
At best Shenguin might be a eurologist.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 31, 2019 20:31:11 GMT
That is not a urologist.
Eurology is pissing on and on about the EU.
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