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Post by EasilyLead on Jan 18, 2018 16:19:15 GMT
The biggest animal I could take down bare handed is a slightly-smaller-than-me human.
I read one of Willard Prices ‘Adventure’ books where one of the brothers took out a Leopard by stuffing his arm down its throat and choking it. I could do that if the leopard let me put my arm down it’s throat.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 18, 2018 16:22:56 GMT
On land (we'd both have to be on land) I could probably do in a blue whale given a sufficiently large fighting arena.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 18, 2018 16:23:39 GMT
Shenguin, do you realise that deer kill more people per year than sharks? That stag would be sipping a sherry in his drawing room under your mounted head in time for Eastenders.
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Post by cobblers on Jan 18, 2018 16:25:38 GMT
I’m rarely, if ever, wrong.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 18, 2018 16:26:54 GMT
Shenguin , do you realise that deer kill more people per year than sharks? That stag would be sipping a sherry in his drawing room under your mounted head in time for Eastenders. How many sharks do deer kill each year? It's important to know this. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 18, 2018 16:29:18 GMT
The biggest animal I could take down bare handed is a slightly-smaller-than-me human. <iframe width="22" height="3.9000000000000057" style="position: absolute; width: 22px; height: 3.9px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none; left: 1038px; top: -124px;" id="MoatPxIOPT0_63120861"></iframe> <iframe width="22" height="3.9000000000000057" style="position: absolute; width: 22px; height: 3.9px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none; left: 9px; top: -14px;" id="MoatPxIOPT0_24397653"></iframe> <iframe width="22" height="3.9000000000000057" style="position: absolute; width: 22px; height: 3.9px; z-index: -9999; border-style: none; left: 1038px; top: -14px;" id="MoatPxIOPT0_48185808"></iframe> The voice of experience. Dd you used to be an estate agent or a lorry driver? |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 18, 2018 16:30:04 GMT
Top 5 ways of humans fighting animals:
1) Flame thrower for polar bear
2) Hand grenades for violent penguin colonies
3) Iron bar for rhinoceros
4) Length of wood with rusty nails for eagles
5) Large Rapesco stapler for wolf pack
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Post by Pyjakson on Jan 18, 2018 16:31:01 GMT
The biggest animal I could take down bare handed is a slightly-smaller-than-me human. So, not trying to turn this into a fight club, but who on the board do you think is slightly smaller than you? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 18, 2018 16:33:26 GMT
Top 5 ways of humans fighting animals: 1) Flame thrower for polar bear 2) Hand grenades for violent penguin colonies 3) Iron bar for rhinoceros 4) Length of wood with rusty nails for eagles 5) Large Rapesco stapler for wolf pack 6) Aquarium plug for sharks |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 18, 2018 16:37:47 GMT
They killed that octopus that time just by making it guess football results.
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Post by cobblers on Jan 18, 2018 16:37:49 GMT
9 or whatever) Last orders bell for Sheep.
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Jan 18, 2018 16:47:45 GMT
All this conflict is so unneccesary anyway. Not many animals have stuff I want and I've rarely been double-crossed by one in business or an affair of the heart, so why fight?
If forced into an arena with a ravening beast, I'd flip the script and open a dialogue. Find some common ground and forge a bond of friendship.
That'd make the previously baying crowd re-think their bloodthirsty behaviour and regret their previous bays.
I think we'd all learn something that day, man and beast.
Something powerful.
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Post by EasilyLead on Jan 18, 2018 16:54:39 GMT
Pyjackson
Difficult to say, judging by avatars seems a bit pointless.
If evryone wants to we could all put up our own ‘tale of the tape’ so we can compare.
Sheep
I reckon I could take down an estate agent.
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Post by Pyjakson on Jan 18, 2018 16:57:49 GMT
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 18, 2018 17:03:21 GMT
I reckon I could take on a grizzly with my bear hands.
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Post by amipal on Jan 18, 2018 17:09:35 GMT
This is good chat. When people talk about fighting dogs, I always think of Generation Kill. I don’t remember any dog fighting in Generation Kill. More the taking about "dogs got no reason to love" - lots of chat, little action, but when there is action... ho boy... |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 18, 2018 17:16:03 GMT
All this conflict is so unneccesary anyway. Not many animals have stuff I want and I've rarely been double-crossed by one in business or an affair of the heart, so why fight? If forced into an arena with a ravening beast, I'd flip the script and open a dialogue. Find some common ground and forge a bond of friendship. That'd make the previously baying crowd re-think their bloodthirsty behaviour and regret their previous bays. I think we'd all learn something that day, man and beast. Something powerful. Did you once review Doom for Edge magazine? |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 18, 2018 17:19:45 GMT
In the inaugural Chatterbox Gladiatorial Games, I hope I get to fight Socky. I'd agree peace, and then zoomsplat, I'd rabbit punch him. I know how to do this, because I've been watching Limni play Dip.
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Post by James Ellroy Lunch Reviews on Jan 18, 2018 17:27:42 GMT
More the taking about "dogs got no reason to love" Ahem.. If you meant "dogs got no reason to live", that's mine from back in 1990. Today's review, caught up with Dick Contino at the Teamsters union hall, cold cuts and Schlitz - Lunch of Champions. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 18, 2018 17:34:20 GMT
Though not often high up in the chess world rankings.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 18, 2018 17:36:11 GMT
The biggest animal I could take down bare handed is a slightly-smaller-than-me human. I read one of Willard Prices ‘Adventure’ books where one of the brothers took out a Leopard by stuffing his arm down its throat and choking it. I could do that if the leopard let me put my arm down it’s throat. One of Mr Enemy's South African cousins used to take stupid American tourists on hunting safaris (surprisingly enough this is still legal there). One day such a stupid American tourist got too near to a lion and was getting dragged away by it. Not being able to shoot the lion without risking hitting the tourist the cousin reached into the lion's mouth and pulled the stupid American out. He had a scar on his arm for the rest of his life, but according to the cousin the worst bit about it was the lion's stinky breath... |
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Post by Faceless on Jan 18, 2018 17:52:27 GMT
One of Mr Enemy's South African cousins used to take stupid American tourists on hunting safaris (surprisingly enough this is still legal there). One day such a stupid American tourist got too near to a lion and was getting dragged away by it. Not being able to shoot the lion without risking hitting the tourist the cousin reached into the lion's mouth and pulled the stupid American out. He had a scar on his arm for the rest of his life, but according to the cousin the worst bit about it was the lion's stinky breath... I'd have just shot the tourist |
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Post by shotput82 on Jan 18, 2018 17:55:43 GMT
The biggest animal I could take down bare handed is a slightly-smaller-than-me human. So, not trying to turn this into a fight club, but who on the board do you think is slightly smaller than you? Is this you scoping a team for the bayeaux tapestry caper so you only take people you're confident in bumping off to keep the spoils to yourself? |
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Post by Pyjakson on Jan 18, 2018 18:04:40 GMT
So, not trying to turn this into a fight club, but who on the board do you think is slightly smaller than you? Is this you scoping a team for the bayeaux tapestry caper so you only take people you're confident in bumping off to keep the spoils to yourself? It would be like a beginning of Dark Knight/Russian doll* type scenario. The first person to finish the job would be the smallest and get beaten up by the next smallest etc, until it's just me driving away. *With regards to being ordered by size, not consuming each other. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 18:42:02 GMT
Top 5 bloggers I'd choose to fight:
1)babyfark - deserves it
2)pyjackson - sitting in the bar with his leather jacket like a giant hipster douchebag.
3) melvazord- even though he claims to be Scottish, he paints war dollies, so I'd fancy my chances.
4) limni - "the tiny homunculus"
5) sockpuppetpsuedonym - he's a sock.
Disclaimer: I am in no way saying I want to fight anyone. Except *you"
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