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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 31, 2020 15:28:19 GMT
I am surprised that the flight from China landed in Oxfordshire but the internment camp is on the Wirral. Surely there are closer airports that could have been used. Seems a bit risky to have the infected travel by coach up the M40, M42 and M6. What if they escape at Cannock services?
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 31, 2020 15:40:00 GMT
Escape in Cannock, from a vehicle that will take them out of Cannock if they don't escape from it?
Sounds like a robust security process is in place.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 31, 2020 15:48:13 GMT
Why is the fucking driver not wearing a mask!!! This is how it's starts! Exactly like I said - corners cut etc...  |
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Post by amipal on Jan 31, 2020 15:54:30 GMT
I'm going to France to Ski tomorrow for a week, I will be eating as much cheese and drinking as much wine as possible. I might put on a french accent and pretend to still be European for an extra week. Ensure that you laugh with a Haw Hey Haw. |
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Post by Faceless on Jan 31, 2020 15:54:48 GMT
Maybe he's already got it. No point wasting a mask.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 31, 2020 16:01:33 GMT
I'm going to France to Ski tomorrow for a week, I will be eating as much cheese and drinking as much wine as possible. I might put on a french accent and pretend to still be European for an extra week. Ensure that you laugh with a Haw Hey Haw. What about a stripey jumper? Good moaning. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 31, 2020 16:06:26 GMT
I like the fact they got him a box of tissues though.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 31, 2020 16:33:32 GMT
As someone on Twitter noted: "The company picking them up is called 'Horseman' and there were four of them".
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 31, 2020 16:42:41 GMT
Line of Call of ... no, wait, Call of Line of ... hmm, no, give me a while to think about this one. I was hoping for a songs of praise variation but couldn't manage. Hello. Lunch was a flat bread with last night's leftover chilli on top, sprinkled with cheese and put in the oven. I then put guac, sour cream and some sriracha mayo drizzled. Was tremendous. Dinner is baked potatoes. Though no cheese for me. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 31, 2020 16:49:27 GMT
From Reddit via Twitter:
"Percentages are reversible. 8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head."
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"@jim Al-Khalili
If I were to ask you: what is 6% of 33? How many of you would immediately say: “well, it’s the same as 33% of 6, which is 2 (one third of 6)” ? It’s insane that such an obvious and simple bit of maths is so little known - as in, IT HAD NEVER OCCURRED TO ME, EITHER!
And don’t try to be clever and say it’s actually 1.98 - I was using it as an example to highlight that 33% is roughly a third (which is actually 33.33333..%) so easy to do."
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 31, 2020 16:49:47 GMT
Dr Whos line is it anyway.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 31, 2020 18:12:27 GMT
Curry ordered.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 31, 2020 18:31:53 GMT
Homemade leftover chicken curry for tonight.
Finally broke down and am having first drink since Monday, assuming the Red Wine will numb the throat a bit.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 31, 2020 18:36:42 GMT
I see there will be a lot of posing going on tonight.
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 31, 2020 18:45:58 GMT
My phone tells me I've done 10000 steps today. I was heading to the kitchen to get a piece of millionaires shortbread.
Just had a wee 20 minute power nap on the couch. That, a coffee and the aforementioned sweet treat should see me through to booze o'clock.
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Post by Faceless on Jan 31, 2020 19:05:40 GMT
I am more drunk than I expected, but less drunk than I hoped.
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Post by lonewolf on Jan 31, 2020 19:15:00 GMT
In an ideal world the best way to prevent corona virus would be to wash everything in lime juice.
But fate has a shit sense of ironic comedy.
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Post by lonewolf on Jan 31, 2020 19:20:35 GMT
Dettol make limes wipes that kill viruses.
Touche fate, touche.
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Post by lonewolf on Jan 31, 2020 19:21:32 GMT
I am more drunk than I expected, but less drunk than I hoped. Is this a riddle? Are you zero sugar coke. |
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Post by lonewolf on Jan 31, 2020 19:22:53 GMT
If the virus goes full on batshit any one up for The Divison LARPing?
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 31, 2020 19:54:50 GMT
After some thought, I think I've decided on crowbar, with a side weapon of knife, for the impending Corona zombie apocalypse.
Simple but effective, with multiple uses for survival.
*puts on face paint*
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 31, 2020 19:55:49 GMT
And no risky trips to obtain ammo.
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 31, 2020 20:01:54 GMT
If the virus goes full on batshit any one up for The Divison LARPing? Like this?  |
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Post by lonewolf on Jan 31, 2020 20:10:35 GMT
If the virus goes full on batshit any one up for The Divison LARPing? Like this? Yeah but with more waist high cover and airsoft gear. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 31, 2020 20:14:15 GMT
If the virus goes full on batshit any one up for The Divison LARPing? I'm going full cleaner. |
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