Chatterbox Thursday

Be nice, he's got a rhinovirus 

Have you been touching yourself while looking in the mirror again?!
OTTM:
unfortunately and contrary to belief Kane enterprises budget doesn't currently stretch to the owning of a games console due to a financial dip - (a number of years ago all seven of them had to be sold) - so I cannot give a full and unbiased accounting and review of any controller/game upgrades or add-ons at this time. (referring to previous posts calling for a Kane review).
And no financial dip was not because I touch myself at night, (I prefer  to watch Shenguin)!

Black Rhino's what?
You've gone badly wrong there.

I did not have sexual relations with that rhino.

Phoned GAME Sutton Coldfield today to see if I could cheekily pick my dualshock four back button attachment up a day early. Yes, they're in stock. No you can't collect today. No good explanation as to why not...it's not a game, nor something others don't already have in other countries, just stupid policies. Have to wait until Saturday now.

Morjing all, I'm half man half dead.

Working till 9:30 last night then up at 645 this morning and two two hour meetings, one at lunch time.

Thanks for the congratulations, of course all comments about my current workplace bare any resemblance to people living or dead are coincidence and completely fictitious and Wide Andy does not exist*.

*he absolutely does

Hello all.

A mighty storm was unleashed upon our dwelling in the early hours of this morning. As such, I've been awake since around 4am.
Our front window is leaked a bit, but otherwise everything seems fine.

Gamesblog - I've had to build a small room with a bed in it into my underground network. Just didn't seem much point going all the way back to town every time night arrived.

I see Melvazord is at it again... Not only a G pick, but included on a follow-up article

What on earth are you wittering on about Daky? And it's not really about gaining additional buttons but move the position of any two buttons to behind the controller where you've got fingers spare to press them without moving fingers etc. away from other functions.

I always carry a couple of straw beds with me that I can bang down any time, any place for a power nap, including in the middle of a battle.

I've finished my project and have unlocked another recipe that will come in handy in the endgame. Really pleased with the way this has turned out, even if I had to make some concessions to make it register correctly. Will post a picture some time, but atm the social media function for screenshots has been down for some days, well done Nintendo, top marks for online services as usual.

I particularly appreciated that the monsters are almost the only residents using and loving these new facilities. Some of the soldiers were brave enough to go into the woods to have a look, but they are too chicken to actually spend any time there.

Edit: sorry, keeping this vague for fear of spoilers, although that might be a bit paranoid. There's no way one can get this right without looking it up online anyway.

You've built toilets in the woods for the monsters to use?

No, the toilets are for the bears. We've got standards.