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Post by gongfarmer on Feb 28, 2020 10:27:45 GMT
Morning catbox.
Another confirmed inverter here. Normally I give it away by running in circles while shooting my feet for the first 10 mins of a new game.
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Post by cobblers on Feb 28, 2020 10:35:54 GMT
In order to achieve a more natural feel in video games, I’ve painted circles on all of the doors in my house, because I’m otherwise incapable of following basic instructions.
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Post by pdmalcolm on Feb 28, 2020 10:38:29 GMT
In order to achieve a more natural feel in video games, I’ve painted circles on all of the doors in my house, because I’m otherwise incapable of following basic instructions. Except that one you can't open even with a rocket launcher, I presume? |
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Post by cobblers on Feb 28, 2020 10:39:11 GMT
This morning I slipped on the pavement and flung coffee all over myself and the surrounding area. Luckily I'm wearing a dark grey jumper so it isn't visible. Yesterday I accidentally flung an arc of coffee across the pavement in the same spot when my hand slipped pulling on my gloves, but didn't hit any other pedestrians with it. Everything is coming up coffee soaked Dakyl. And I have a three hour seminar this morning, followed by a half hour lunch break and ! Top banana! The only shaving grace is that I have most of next week off, and a hankering for DS3. Games : no have you considered inverting your controller and handing management of your personal affairs over to a capable adult with adequate mental capacity? |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 28, 2020 10:45:23 GMT
People who don't invert are weird. Hmmmm... are you sure? Let's consider the evidence.. People who invert: BabyF Jack the Ripper Amipal David Cameron JBG People who don't invert: Tuffers Greta Scubar Mother Theresa Toolio (probably), RIP in peace Your welcome. Mother Teresa abused and neglected the children in her care. Toolio was bullied to death by a 5y-o girl. Greta is a really angry little girl who needs to relax. Tuffers and Scubar are short-arses. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 28, 2020 10:51:22 GMT
Just a quick thought - you lot do care enough for those you love to have cast iron wills? Good, what you may not have done is got 2 cast-iron LPAs (Lasting Powers of Attorney), 1 for Health, t'other for the control of your vast fortunes. Joking aside your PMs, besides having to cope the grief etc. with whatever disaster may befall you will find themselves unable to touch any money, objects etc. you own. The Health one is so your PM can intervene and tell the witch doctors trying to pull the plug on you to fuck off. The LPAs will cost you about £2k for both - under no circumstances do this online. If you've got neither or a will and are not destitute you're a cunt I'm outta here - Nursey gonna make me hurt Also, make sure you have an up to date nomination form for your pension and life assurance benefits, these are usually made at the discretion of the arrangement's Trustees or similar body and the will or rules of Intestacy will not necessarily be followed. |
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Post by Faceless on Feb 28, 2020 11:04:06 GMT
Hello,
I have been most unwell. Spent much of Monday violently expelling the contents of my stomach and bowel. Often simultaneously. Would recommend.
I am now back at work, telling my colleagues about how I spent much of Monday violently expelling the contents of my stomach and bowels. Often simultaneously.
Tv: much. In a semi delirious state I either watched or possibly hallucinated a film about some cities that were on wheels for some reason, and drove around fighting each other. And another film where Ben afflecks wife pretends to murder herself. Both were crap.
Also started watching Nightfliers on netflix. It's basically Event Horizon with different actors.
Games: Yes. Spiderman. Is very good. Also some Mario Odyssey. Got to the city place. Its ok.
Ottm: Height 5,10.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 28, 2020 11:11:51 GMT
In order to achieve a more natural feel in video games, I’ve painted circles on all of the doors in my house, because I’m otherwise incapable of following basic instructions. Should have gone for red Xs. Also double nicely for quarantine. |
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Post by cobblers on Feb 28, 2020 11:17:00 GMT
In order to achieve a more natural feel in video games, I’ve painted circles on all of the doors in my house, because I’m otherwise incapable of following basic instructions. Should have gone for red Xs. Also double nicely for quarantine. this town’s finished |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 28, 2020 11:26:18 GMT
Should have gone for red Xs. Also double nicely for quarantine. this town’s finished Well Greta is busy ruining it I understand. |
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Post by Faceless on Feb 28, 2020 11:37:29 GMT
Controller inversion is the wrongest of all things and should be banned immediately.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 28, 2020 11:40:29 GMT
Inversion is absolutely the best controller approach.
Stand in front of something in real life and if you need to look at something high above you there is a tendency to tilt your head back and even take a step back. Inversion is therefore much more natural and immersive.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 28, 2020 11:43:43 GMT
It's not if you are expecting push forward to look up.
Nothing like an unexpected/ unwelcome control response to ruin the immersion.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 28, 2020 11:46:09 GMT
Your face ruins the immersion.
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Post by cobblers on Feb 28, 2020 12:07:32 GMT
Well Greta is busy ruining it I understand. we’ve got crackheads on roller skates doing random stabbings, traffic hasn’t moved since 1998, the only way we can get a decent venue built is to put it in another county and the main draws according to tripadvisor are graffiti and turbo island. I’m pretty relaxed about the whole thungberger thing, on the whole. |
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Post by pdmalcolm on Feb 28, 2020 12:10:04 GMT
Well Greta is busy ruining it I understand. , traffic hasn’t moved since 1998, the only way we can get a decent venue built is to put it in another county and the main draws according to tripadvisor are graffiti and turbo island. I’m pretty relaxed about the whole thungberger thing, on the whole. Dystopian restaging of Starlight Express? Sell me two tickets forthwith! |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 28, 2020 12:34:17 GMT
Your face ruins the immersion. Not if you are playing a horror game. |
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Post by scamander on Feb 28, 2020 12:48:40 GMT
Morning all
Greta has a valid point. The young need to stop taking holidays, using gadgets and wearing fast fashion. Oh.......
Gameschat.
Looked into Pillars of Eternity. Seems quite a game, possibly too rich for my blood though.
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Post by cobblers on Feb 28, 2020 13:17:03 GMT
It’s not a great day for cardboard signs.
W___ ?? we *blurry blob*
*yellow mess*!
Should have gone with oil based paints.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 28, 2020 13:17:21 GMT
the giantbomb lot aren;'t gamer gators, and they have some terrific old vids of Morrowind and digital combat simulator and so on tat Ould appeal to you lot.
Inversion - used to do it, but playing monster hunter somehow weened my off of it. Still, for flight sims its de rigeur. You could even mae the argument that inverted is like tilting your head forward to look down, and tilting back to look up.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 28, 2020 13:21:55 GMT
It’s not a great day for cardboard signs. W___ ?? we *blurry blob* *yellow mess*! Should have gone with oil based paints. Maybe laminate the signs? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 28, 2020 13:51:44 GMT
I was in the post office in Derby high street and a guy completely off his head came in and screamed loads of profanities at the staff before complaining about the lack of door stop on the electric sliding door. He then screamed "Shit customer service" and left.
I had a sausage cob for lunch.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 28, 2020 13:55:58 GMT
First Brit dies from Coronavirus. Everything so far playing out like the early stages of a disaster movie.
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Post by amipal on Feb 28, 2020 14:33:13 GMT
Some of you need to Act FAST.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 28, 2020 14:55:27 GMT
YYYEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
Just bashed up Vordt of the Boreal Valley! Eat that, Vordt!
What a game.
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