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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 31, 2020 13:09:37 GMT
Where does Shenguin draw the line? Cooking Sunday dinner for the deceased's parents every weekend? Constructing eco-windmills in the deceased's name?
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 31, 2020 13:21:08 GMT
Within two weeks Shenguin and hated dog will be BFFs.*
*Big fat fuckers or best friends forever. You decide.
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 31, 2020 13:22:29 GMT
Shenguin. Whilst out tonight on walkies practice the phrase "it got off it's lead... It ran away... I couldn't catch it..." You need to be convincing
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 31, 2020 13:28:58 GMT
The big question is does hated dog like Linda McCartney sausages?
*Walls*
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Mar 31, 2020 13:48:29 GMT
Top boss man, who asked everyone to be 'available' on Teams when this all started, has now not been online on Teams, and also silent on the email, since last Tuesday. Leadership by example.
Where is Wide Andy in all of this is what I want to know. Work is all locked up, and he's gone off the radar and hasn't been heard from for weeks. He's more or less incapable of working a laptop, although he does carry around some ~10 year old "laptop" that is roughly the size of a PS4 and comes with a massive power brick, that he is perpetually having to get IT to fix because it "isn't working" (Wide Andy speak for he is a mentalist who can't work outlook to send a simple email). Probably having the time of his life in a coke den.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 31, 2020 13:48:30 GMT
Shenguin. Whilst out tonight on walkies practice the phrase "it got off it's lead... It ran away... I couldn't catch it..." You need to be convincing "What?!? What do you mean you can't give a dog a dozen huge Dairy Milk bars?" But in all seriousness don't kill the dog. |
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 31, 2020 14:04:48 GMT
Just put it in a field with sheep* and the farmer will do the rest.
*Not him
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Post by Faceless on Mar 31, 2020 14:08:27 GMT
Are coke dens a thing?
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 31, 2020 14:15:46 GMT
Crack dens used to be. There used to be a particular street full of them near AVFC. Until eventually the council tinned up the flats then knocked them down. These days you can tell the bad places by the NO2 capsules outside them. I've seen properties with hundreds of the bloody things in the street outside. Balloons as well. Including some in surprisingly nice areas. The little silver cylinders that you can release into balloons and huff* or use to make fizzy drinks My mum did not know what they were there for. * the internet does not appear to know much about huffing. Maybe this is just a local word for inhaling noxious substances to get high? I thought everyone knew it. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 31, 2020 14:26:35 GMT
The final case of wine, mixed whites, has arrived.
I knew people were worrying.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 31, 2020 14:32:36 GMT
The final case of wine, mixed whites, has arrived. I knew people were worrying. Why the non-alcoholic drinks? |
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Post by stxdpr on Mar 31, 2020 14:35:23 GMT
Shenguin. Whilst out tonight on walkies practice the phrase "it got off it's lead... It ran away... I couldn't catch it..." You need to be convincing "What?!? What do you mean you can't give a dog a dozen huge Dairy Milk bars?" But in all seriousness don't kill the dog. Dairy milk has no chocolate so could be given to dogs, dark chocolate is like concentrated poison to them though. Wouldn't recommend feeding dog or anyone milk chocolate though. Working from home is all well and good to avoid catching various viruses but preferred mammal is a teacher so will likely get it anyway, can't they open pubs for essential workers and others likely to get it due to government rulings? |
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Post by stxdpr on Mar 31, 2020 14:36:36 GMT
The final case of wine, mixed whites, has arrived. I knew people were worrying. With 66 previous stops how big was the wine delivery van, can we find said warehouse? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 31, 2020 14:38:08 GMT
The final case of wine, mixed whites, has arrived. I knew people were worrying. With 66 previous stops how big was the wine delivery van, can we find said warehouse? It was a large Transit. I'm assuming it wasn't full of wine. <edit>He had 99 deliveries today. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 31, 2020 14:43:02 GMT
I am now watching "Who framed Roger Rabbit".
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 31, 2020 15:05:21 GMT
Not really, in the UK it's basically Crack Dens, Trap Houses (for the Skag). And Spice Dens (your local High Street). |
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Post by Faceless on Mar 31, 2020 15:16:02 GMT
I can picture a coke den being a nice bespoke kitchen, full of well spoken people with names like Rupert, loudly drawing attention to the fact they are doing coke while also loudly complaining about the fact other people are aware they are doing coke.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 31, 2020 15:17:54 GMT
99 deliveries but wine ain't one of 'em.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 31, 2020 15:24:23 GMT
That doesn't work as wine was one of them.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 31, 2020 15:24:26 GMT
It might look like my avatar's face mask is fitted badly, but don't worry, it's got a good seal.
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 31, 2020 15:24:27 GMT
The final case of wine, mixed whites, has arrived. I knew people were worrying. Why the non-alcoholic drinks? A mix of different white wines not R.Whites. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Mar 31, 2020 15:26:09 GMT
I have wine and toilet roll, but am acutely aware that my one and only corkscrew is starting to feel wobbly. This is more than a little worrying!
OTTM - B+Q website finally allowed 2 rolls of roofing felt into my basket, but now are demanding £30 to deliver. Mercenary bastards. I'm trying to now make the trip worth it by loading up with bales of compost as well, but whaddya know.... 350 in stock, wont allow any into my basket....
Games - no
Home-made chicken shoop for lunch. Tasted a lot better than it looked.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 31, 2020 15:29:48 GMT
I've shaved. Took 3 recharges on the shaver. I look 20 years younger.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Mar 31, 2020 15:31:27 GMT
Are any of you belle ends, mechanical keyboard belle ends? Thinking about getting one, as it would likely speed my departure from this mortal coil due to a bad murder by the preferred mammal, who is also wiggling from home.
TADA68, Vortex Race 3, HHK, whats the deal?
Re: coke dens, Wide Andy's house innit.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 31, 2020 15:34:43 GMT
And of course the Skooma Den of Bravil.
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