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Post by Admin on May 18, 2020 21:27:36 GMT
 With apologies to Edward Hopper
It's Tuesday. |
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Post by Shenguin on May 18, 2020 22:33:21 GMT
Classy, I like it.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 18, 2020 23:20:44 GMT
So - are you saying that Edward Hopper isn't a Kangaroo that can paint! Dam that means that Jackson Pollack isn't a fish.. (had to not sorry)   |
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Post by Chumbles on May 19, 2020 0:23:02 GMT
Shenguin celebrates the new bairn by learning how to drink Sambuca
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Post by Chumbles on May 19, 2020 6:57:35 GMT
You'll probably be deliriously happy* to know that I will be getting my usual careful treatment today... ...and I'll probably be out for the count for quite a while so you will likely get a much-needed rest from me. *I will just be delirious... |
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Post by stxdpr on May 19, 2020 6:58:35 GMT
Congrats on the potential human, although what else could it potentially become?
New virus, crispr edited Chinese babies and a plaugue of locusts leave a few options.
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Post by scubar on May 19, 2020 6:59:09 GMT
Morning.
Things got escalated with cunt neighbour. Tried to talk to neighbours wife, who we presumed was more reasonable. She was not. Called PM horrible names, told us to fuck off and move out. Said they were going to carry on creosoting the fence, and just wait until cunt neighbour got home, he’d come round.
PM was worried enough to call the police, they came round, had a word with cunt neighbour and cunt neighbours cunt wife, turns out it’s not creosote after all that, so dogs are safe, which is something. And now cunt neighbour is going to tell me before he does any more so I can protect path and patio.
Hell of a day. Unwound by shooting some nazis in Wolfenstein Youngblood.
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Post by scubar on May 19, 2020 7:02:00 GMT
I’d only asked if it was really creosote, as it’s a banned substance, carcinogenic and toxic to dogs. It also stinks, so it’s been horrible to sit outside the last couple of sunny days.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 19, 2020 7:08:38 GMT
Blimey, that's a bad business.
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Post by scubar on May 19, 2020 7:14:32 GMT
Yep. She said she’s been wanting to fall out with us, we’re always complaining.
This is the second time, the first one was to ask if they could ask their son who has been visiting all through the lockdown, if he could possibly not shout, scream and sing at the top of his voice at half past 2 in the morning. Which I didn’t think was unreasonable.
We were planning on moving next year anyway, but we’ve started looking now.
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Post by scubar on May 19, 2020 7:15:18 GMT
Apologies for the rant.
Video games, eh? I started up GTAV yesterday, it runs really well on my laptop that’s getting on a bit.
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Post by crankcaller on May 19, 2020 7:34:44 GMT
You need Trevor to pay them a visit.
Sound like a bunch of belters.
Could be worse i suppose. It's not like you can't head out to the cinema, restaurants, museums etc to get away from them. Oh.
I joke but you should be able to enjoy your garden without arseholes spoiling it and feel safe in your own home. Sorry.
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Post by scamander on May 19, 2020 7:44:38 GMT
Scubar -sorry to hear. Neighbours can be hell.
Gameschat.
Bought the gold edition of AC Odyssey. I've played it already (but traded it in). The DLC looks good and you get AC III free as well. All for £35.
Still have Dragon Age Inquisition (and the DLC) to finish so plenty of time for it to download in the background.
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Post by amipal on May 19, 2020 7:53:24 GMT
Yep. She said she’s been wanting to fall out with us, we’re always complaining. Who wants to fall out with anyone? Awful people. |
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Post by Chumbles on May 19, 2020 8:11:52 GMT
Apologies for the rant. Video games, eh? I started up GTAV yesterday, it runs really well on my laptop that’s getting on a bit. Apologising? Where have you hidden the real Scubar... No need fella; before moving here in 1999, I lived in Chesham. We already had a couple of gipsy families who had a court order on them living 6 houses apart each with 7-8 cunt kids keying cars and intimidating the ex demanding money; when I told them to fuck off, out comes the pater with a shotgun... And then it really started to go downhill when the Council redeveloped the Pond Park estate and all their mates started relocating into HA properties around us. Chesham is a shithole |
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2020 8:37:57 GMT
We are so lucky with our neighbours.
Apparently the previous owners of our house were the shitty ones on the street!
To our left we have two brothers, both with mild learning difficulties, and they are the only ones on the street who are council tenants. They have this amazing overgrown garden with massive trees that give us a lot of privacy from a block of flats behind us, and the benefit of getting most of their apples fall on our side of the fence.
However the last few weeks they’ve taken it upon themselves to become tree fellers - mostly the dead wood, but two years ago I planted a couple of trees that will fill in those gaps.
The couple on the other side- well, we had to move out of our kitchen on Sunday morning as their sex noises are tremendous! And it’s a regular thing! Every Sunday without fail. Some noises I’ve never heard from a human being before.
I’m a little but jealous.
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Post by stxdpr on May 19, 2020 8:40:24 GMT
Awful people chat, new neighbours have 3 spaniels a four year old and a single mum. Any communication is done either by screaming or kicking, lacking a football child will kick anything into fences or throw over the (unfortunately half height) fence. The kicking the dogs is the least favourite bit but he has been bitten back on the odd time.
Rented property and looking to move but it's not the best time it seems.
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Post by scubar on May 19, 2020 8:53:33 GMT
We are so lucky with our neighbours. Apparently the previous owners of our house were the shitty ones on the street! To our left we have two brothers, both with mild learning difficulties, and they are the only ones on the street who are council tenants. They have this amazing overgrown garden with massive trees that give us a lot of privacy from a block of flats behind us, and the benefit of getting most of their apples fall on our side of the fence. However the last few weeks they’ve taken it upon themselves to become tree fellers - mostly the dead wood, but two years ago I planted a couple of trees that will fill in those gaps. The couple on the other side- well, we had to move out of our kitchen on Sunday morning as their sex noises are tremendous! And it’s a regular thing! Every Sunday without fail. Some noises I’ve never heard from a human being before. I’m a little but jealous. Did another brother move in, then? |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 19, 2020 8:58:09 GMT
Neighbourchat, on one side we said hello when they moved in 3 years ago and nothing since on the other; occasional contact where they are mildly passive aggressive about the car port falling to bits, quite right really as the previous owner built it himself probably from watching YouTube videos.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 19, 2020 9:04:52 GMT
I'm quite lucky, I guess. Just the ice maiden from upstairs (she who must be murdered). Her husband's very quiet, but when she gets up (after being defrosted) it's noise city. Anything that can be slammed - will be slammed. She has recently been dropping what sounds like bowling balls on the floor in the evening.
I console myself with the fact she is completely mad. Other than that, all my immediate neighbours are very decent, community spirited people - even 'The Lad'*, and I never thought I'd say that.
*subject to change.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 19, 2020 9:12:35 GMT
My neighbours are fine.
Complaining a bit about my creosote and moving out as soon as they can.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 19, 2020 9:14:08 GMT
I actually get on fine with the neighbours, They have been a bit jealous I am allowed out to work. But apart from that we all get on ok.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 19, 2020 9:54:24 GMT
My neighbours take out our bins, send presents every Christmas and go above and beyond what is required in maintaining the communal lawn in front of our properties. They hardly ever make any noise either.
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Post by amipal on May 19, 2020 10:38:00 GMT
My neighbours take out our bins, send presents every Christmas and go above and beyond what is required in maintaining the communal lawn in front of our properties. They hardly ever make any noise either. This must mean that you're the bad neighbour then. Gotcha. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 19, 2020 11:02:23 GMT
Congrats on the potential human, although what else could it potentially become? New virus, crispr edited Chinese babies and a plaugue of locusts leave a few options. It could Become Human, that or lean more towards Cyberpunk 2077 either way congrats on your new human mutant edit we are all mutants |
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