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Post by scubar on May 26, 2020 12:09:30 GMT
Morning, some absolute cunt came to my door and tried to get me to fight him. After informing him that he was so pitifully feeble that a small gust of wind would knock him over, so therefore I would have no problems, perhaps he’d be better off leaving it. He persisted and even went so far as to call me a horrible word which I shan’t repeat here.
People, eh? What a bunch of bastards.
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Post by scubar on May 26, 2020 12:10:14 GMT
Also, my eyesight was a bit funny this morning, so I took a short drive just to double check it was ok. No more than half an hour or so.
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Post by scubar on May 26, 2020 12:10:40 GMT
Yes, I know you’ve all made that joke already.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 26, 2020 12:16:10 GMT
Yes, I know you’ve all made that joke already. I couldn't read it. |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 26, 2020 12:16:40 GMT
So I went to Castle Barnard to check my eyesight
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 26, 2020 12:16:57 GMT
The Lad has just come back from the shops and re-iterated that he would drop Old Boy and me. I told him to 'F-Off and called him a c-unit'. He then said to, 'come to my front door and I will head-butt you'. I gave him a slow hand clap. Asshole. Report him to the council or housing authority, mention he is threatening residents, being abusive and openly smoking drugs. If he is a risk to other residents they will hopefully move him on (I had my own problem neighbours moved on once). It is important you do not threaten or fight him, if it becomes "6 on one side, half a dozen on the other" they will be less inclined to decide on your favour. |
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Post by amipal on May 26, 2020 12:19:59 GMT
My son is currently in the throes of a full-blown temper tantrum. It is mildly amusing.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 26, 2020 12:24:24 GMT
Squiresy
Superb Daishy's gonna get youLiam is innocent.
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Post by Shenguin on May 26, 2020 12:37:59 GMT
Morning Everyone!
Excellent Squires.
Too much work.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 26, 2020 12:48:10 GMT
320 Recommneds
For calling Cummings a slimy piece of shit. That's sweet. No Pick though.
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Post by sandybahookie on May 26, 2020 12:56:48 GMT
Morning all, Tories just doing what Tories do.
Watching the cabinet and PM shitting all over the national health effort was quite enraging, more so on behalf of those who missed their own childrens funerals etc to try and avoid spreading covid 19.
Its pretty sickening. And people will still vote for them, bizarre.
Games: no
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Post by Sheep2 on May 26, 2020 13:51:03 GMT
320 recommends
For calling Cummings a slimy piece of shit. That's sweet. No Pick though.
For an anti- Man Utd comment as well. That's pretty nice. What have you ever done? |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 26, 2020 14:08:29 GMT
320 recommends
For calling Cummings a slimy piece of shit. That's sweet. No Pick though. Sweet hyperlink. In fact, to this very page. Where you are calling Cummings a slimy piece of shit, so technically that is correct. However, I do not see 320 recommends. And Admin doesn't do Picks. Yet. My personal Pick for a comment on the same John Crace satire-writes-itself-these-days piece is the one by Borderpoll: |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 26, 2020 14:11:16 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on May 26, 2020 14:14:56 GMT
Corrected for you. I have high hopes for recommends on my comment on the Zoe Williams article as well. Assuming it doesn't get deleted at some point.
And I got a pick on the football pages.
Pretty much my most productive day ever.
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Post by tenthenemy on May 26, 2020 14:16:59 GMT
I know, I had already spotted it. And upvoted it.
In all of this, Mary Wakefield must be furious that her husband totally forgot it was her birthday when they went on a drive to test his eyesight.
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 26, 2020 14:18:23 GMT
Disappointing lack of personal tragedy in that Pick. Is there a new formula for getting one now, i.e. simply declaring that you are not a Liverpool fan?
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Post by Sheep2 on May 26, 2020 14:27:25 GMT
We can all get on board with that.
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Post by crankcaller on May 26, 2020 14:35:18 GMT
Hello.
TV.
Little Fires Everywhere thing.
Games.
Lots of Mario/sonic Olympics yesterday. Last night a bit of AC.NH and then I did the first couple of missions in GTA story mode; The jewel shop & Trevor killing the bikers. The latter took a few goes tbh.
Been up the golf course for a walk with the child as they're closing it to folk today as it's reopening at the weekend.
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Post by Destry on May 26, 2020 15:11:34 GMT
Dom. Cum. - those excuses yesterday were top shelf material. And then editing his website to make it look like he predicted coronavirus, mentioning it several times during the press conference, thinking no one would figure out he just edited it in after the fact. Didn't he claim to have invented coronavirus? |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 26, 2020 16:22:48 GMT
Report him to the council or housing authority, mention he is threatening residents, being abusive and openly smoking drugs. If he is a risk to other residents they will hopefully move him on (I had my own problem neighbours moved on once). It is important you do not threaten or fight him, if it becomes "6 on one side, half a dozen on the other" they will be less inclined to decide on your favour. 'The Lad' update. He has just apologised to me and 'Old Boy', blaming a lack of fags. OCD, PTSD and running out of medication for his behaviour.* *Same old story. *sighs* |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 26, 2020 16:31:17 GMT
My son is currently in the throes of a full-blown temper tantrum. It is mildly amusing. gamer grounding, should calm things down there's always strife when the dad doesn't do as he is told by the son! |
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Post by Chumbles on May 26, 2020 16:53:37 GMT
Dom. Cum. - those excuses yesterday were top shelf material. And then editing his website to make it look like he predicted coronavirus, mentioning it several times during the press conference, thinking no one would figure out he just edited it in after the fact. Didn't he claim to have invented coronavirus? No, Ozymandias Kane has it all worked out. Because SARS came from China and Covid-19 comes from China and the Chinese have slanty eyes, it stands to reason it is man-made. My own theory is that is that our Martian Overlords are fed up with us dropping bits of metal onto their planet and are beaming coronavirus genotypes to their bat cousins. Look, here's one on his way to get his eyes tested at Blandford Forum. It's only 140 million miles, no-one will notice... |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 26, 2020 17:06:14 GMT
Didn't he claim to have invented coronavirus? No, Ozymandias Kane has it all worked out. Because SARS came from China and Covid-19 comes from China and the Chinese have slanty eyes, it stands to reason it is man-made. Don't forget that the Chinese come from China. What more proof could you want? |
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Post by amipal on May 26, 2020 17:52:40 GMT
My own theory is that is that our Martian Overlords are fed up with us dropping bits of metal onto their planet and are beaming coronavirus genotypes to their bat cousins. Nah, the Martians are happy that we're giving them nice, pristine metal - all theirs is rusty. |
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