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Post by Shit Chat on Feb 1, 2018 12:44:10 GMT
I've not done a poo yet today, most unlike me.
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what calories I put in my face
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Post by what calories I put in my face on Feb 1, 2018 12:46:02 GMT
Lunch blog is the wurst. Does anyone really care what you all eat? No. No they do not.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 1, 2018 12:46:18 GMT
I managed an impressive effort (both in size and firmness) this morning and will no doubt bestow my usual epic after-work shit on the Fark household later today.
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Post by Update on Feb 1, 2018 12:47:14 GMT
I've just had a sip of water. Good times.
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Post by cobblers on Feb 1, 2018 12:47:44 GMT
Cheese sandwich, crisps, banana. Thank you for asking.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 1, 2018 12:48:30 GMT
I also went with a cheese sandwich.
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Post by Sad on Feb 1, 2018 12:51:21 GMT
Cobblers
I'm not angry just disappointed.
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Post by Faceless on Feb 1, 2018 13:15:14 GMT
Lunch blog is the wurst. Does anyone really care what you all eat? No. No they do not. Swedish meatball wrap from Pret. Managed to get some of it on my trousers. I may have to take the rest of the day off work to recover. |
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Post by Destry on Feb 1, 2018 13:29:06 GMT
Having seen the back of Dry January* I'm off to celebrate Feb Brewery with a pint or two of ale...
* Which I did not participate in.
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Post by cobblers on Feb 1, 2018 13:40:01 GMT
Having seen the back of Dry January* I'm off to celebrate Feb Brewery with a pint or two of ale... * Which I did not participate in. you are an example to us all. A complete idiom. |
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Post by amipal on Feb 1, 2018 13:54:24 GMT
@lunchblog
Grilled lemon and olive oil chicken, roasted peppers, and fussili in the remaining olive oil/lemon. Boodiful, and only takes twenty minutes to cook.
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Feb 1, 2018 13:55:43 GMT
Crisps.
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 1, 2018 13:59:26 GMT
Sub roll from home filled with spinach and tuna-sweetcorn-red onion mayo. Boo-yah.
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Post by gongfarmer on Feb 1, 2018 14:02:01 GMT
Cornish pasty (warm), Cheese n tomato roll, Ready salted crisps, tabasco in the roll
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 1, 2018 14:02:47 GMT
Sub roll from home filled with spinach and tuna-sweetcorn-red onion mayo. Boo-yah. Welcome to the home made sandwich club. Now ask yourself, "is my sandwich too bourgeoisie and if so what can I do about this?" the answer is cheese sandwich. |
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Post by cobblers on Feb 1, 2018 14:05:32 GMT
The first rule of cheese sandwich club is cheese sandwiches.
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 1, 2018 14:09:40 GMT
Sub roll from home filled with spinach and tuna-sweetcorn-red onion mayo. Boo-yah. Welcome to the home made sandwich club. Now ask yourself, "is my sandwich too bourgeoisie and if so what can I do about this?" the answer is cheese sandwich. No, well you see I wouldn't like to eat that, definitely if I knew I was eating that I would, I would go absolutely mad, it's like somebody putting... puh, I don't know - a bit of snot in a bit of bread and giving it to you, it's the same thing |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 1, 2018 14:15:12 GMT
It's not really about what you would like to eat sunshine. It's about discipline, staying humble and cheese sandwich.
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 1, 2018 14:21:45 GMT
It's not really about what you would like to eat sunshine. It's about discipline, staying humble and cheese sandwich. "Part of the mechanics of oppressing people is to pervert them to the extent that they become their own oppressors." I never thought I would find analogy between LA gangs and cheese sandwich eating chatterboxers, but here we are. |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Feb 1, 2018 14:24:37 GMT
Cheese sandwiches are the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. They are the opium of the people.
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Post by amipal on Feb 1, 2018 14:27:43 GMT
Sub roll from home filled with spinach and tuna-sweetcorn-red onion mayo. Boo-yah. You went to Subway, bought a Sub, took it home, then refilled it for today's lunch? |
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Post by cobblers on Feb 1, 2018 14:43:41 GMT
Cheese sandwiches are the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. They are the opium of the people. Cheese sandwiches are two slices of bread, ideally buttered, with cheese in between them. Onion and mayo optional. What you’re describing is either a metaphor or, quite possibly, actual opium. Either way, at no point do your ingredients comply with rule one. |
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Post by WeeCooper on Feb 1, 2018 14:45:05 GMT
Good afternoon. I had one of those new fangled wraps that the kids are talking about. It was filled with a "cheese" salad and was perfectly acceptable. So I think everyone should watch Patriot. It's an Amazon show and it's the best show I've seen in a while. The trailer can be watched here if you've unfamiliar with it. Last night I played The Division again. I'll probably play it again tonight. |
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Post by Conchord on Feb 1, 2018 14:55:06 GMT
@lunchblog
Chicken and lamb shawarma, minus the bread. Superb, greasy goodness.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 1, 2018 14:58:36 GMT
Sometimes I have posh cheese sandwiches.
Camembert or brie or Shropshire blue or Yarg. Perhaps a Sage derby
Posh bread.
Organic butter
Various leaves.
Can I get more middle class?
Well yes. More money would be a help. Also perhaps a nice inheritance. Better wine as well.
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