Chatterbox Tuesday

Nursey has just gone and I have to say it's getting more painful. Even Torquemada thinks it's extreme, but any of the equivalently powerful painkillers have more nasty consequences than morphine.  But just before Torquemada arrived, I completed my latest AoW3 campaign so here's Duennú der Kusteda - High Elven Theocrat.

Amazon lightning deal:
"save £20 on a ring stick-up cam"

I mean, who am I to judge.

I am not judging you.

It's not an ad. It's a lightning deal - an offer I might like. Just like when your sister phoned me. They're not tailored to the viewer.

Scam!

One for you!

Troy: A Total War Saga will be free on the Epic Store on 13th of August

Morning!

I've been incredibly busy with ... what exactly? Online grocery shopping, house keeping and playing Animal Crossing.

Also watching the social distancing stream on Sunday night. This time the game was Among the Sleep which was a bit too Slenderman-esque for my liking and has a plot twist at the end that one could see coming from miles away.

OTTM: my Birkenstock sandals have arrived and are pummelling my feet into submission.

Released, and free for 24 hours.

www.totalwar.com/games/troy/troy-faq/?mc_cid=ec77d2da50&mc_eid=417bfe016d

Here's a little Animal Crossing update from my island of Tikunani.

As of last night I am finally debt free. The Nook Man always knew I could do it, although he didn't have to be quite so blunt:



All this while paying full price for Timmy's and Tommy's overpriced tat. I mean, what even is this... thing?

I'll take five.



I have done my best to mitigate health hazards to my residents, even at personal risk. But they never clap for me.



And when it became clear that Bam was a super spreader I swiftly booted him off the island



(Sometimes I really have no idea what's going on, though now that I think about it, I've heard of Chicken Licken before)



And I admit that the name of the island is still a source of confusion. Although I can't say I care for this kind of attitude.



I also finished the museum's fossil collection, though if Tammy keeps dissing the place I might turn it into a bear bones collection.



4 stars. But don't take my word for it:

Ok ok. But which type of root vegetable have you buried Pyjakson under?

I haven't done much terraforming yet because I wanted to be debt-free before taking on the financial burden of infrastructure.

There's only one area I really want to change and that is the location of the museum. Otherwise I prefer a natural look although I need to find time to lay down paths and do something about the out of control flowers.

I should probably point out I am joking.
I already gave it to them in exchange for Fortnite.

Mega-SHONK, I gave up while looking for the hammer.

For me it's sub a Mount and Blade RPG.