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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 30, 2020 11:43:23 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 30, 2020 11:43:28 GMT
Lol, these guys don't even realise that they're the ones who got colonised by us. First we sent James VI to take over their 'country', then it was Kenny Dalglish, Alex Ferguson and Jimmy Somerville. Even now, with David Moyes destroying half their football clubs and Melvazord wreaking havoc in the East Midlands war-dolly scene, they still don't get it. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 30, 2020 11:45:35 GMT
Mind you, it looks like they are sending Steve McClaren north. Bollocks, they must be onto us. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 30, 2020 11:45:38 GMT
The destruction of West Ham is not a problem.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 30, 2020 11:51:39 GMT
Have you chosen which dug will carry the ring? As they’re both completely incompetent, and one of them would probably try and eat the rings, neither one. Always remember Scubar, the ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 30, 2020 12:01:06 GMT
On reflection, I hope it happens just so I can hear Shteve's Dundee accent at his first press conference.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 30, 2020 12:18:51 GMT
👋
Conchord is alive and has played loads of games that I will never find time for? I see that things are starting to return to normal.
Ganes: Animal Crossing, what else. How can I always be in a hurry because the shops are closing every single damn day? No matter how long I've played for I never seem to have enough time. It's ridiculous.
Yesterday I had another visit from Redd. Oh good, I thought, finally I'll be able to add another work of art to my empty museum.
Turns out that on this visit all four items were fake. I think I've seen data mining info that puts the chances of this happening at 10%. Unlucky. Still, I'm not unhappy because one of the fakes was the Dogū statue whose eyes light up while levitating at night. That's much more entertaining than a crummy piece of art in a museum.
OTTM:
One of our neighbours has put a leaflet through our letterbox announcing that she's organising weekly collections for the local food bank. The wording is strange, though, it says "2 non-perishable items". Isn't all food perishable? I suppose she means long life, in which case I finally have an outlet for my surplus pasta and tins of tuna.
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Post by Destry on Jun 30, 2020 12:23:38 GMT
Hello
We have no water here in Croydon. Thames Water are fucking useless. Apparently we can only contact them via Facebook or Twitter. There are no options on their automated phone line to report a fault.
No water, no stars.
On the plus side it is raining outside.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 30, 2020 12:39:04 GMT
Hello We have no water here in Croydon. Thames Water are fucking useless. Apparently we can only contact them via Facebook or Twitter. There are no options on their automated phone line to report a fault. No water, no stars. On the plus side it is raining outside. It's when it starts raining inside that Thames Water has really fucked up. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 30, 2020 12:50:57 GMT
The destruction of West Ham is not a problem. The board are doing a very good job of it; I'm hoping that once they file for bankruptcy The Den will be declared unfit for purpose and Millwall* will follow The Hammers into oblivion. *most of their supporters have got this mug ...because they didn't know who to put into that last field. IRL: I hurt; a lot. Actually, a good thing, as the competent, conscientious nurse did a thorough 2 hr job, so that the mini-decline should be halted. Which means fairly soon I won't be fit even for virtual company, as the morphine effect wears off. You are doubtless relieved |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 30, 2020 12:59:38 GMT
Hello We have no water here in Croydon. Thames Water are fucking useless. Apparently we can only contact them via Facebook or Twitter. There are no options on their automated phone line to report a fault. No water, no stars. On the plus side it is raining outside. Is that just your place? |
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Post by Destry on Jun 30, 2020 13:18:44 GMT
Hello We have no water here in Croydon. Thames Water are fucking useless. Apparently we can only contact them via Facebook or Twitter. There are no options on their automated phone line to report a fault. No water, no stars. On the plus side it is raining outside. Is that just your place? No, the whole of CR0 , plus CR7, SE20 & SE25.. It's starting to come back now though. Luckily as I was dreading having to use my beer to flush the bog. |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 30, 2020 13:20:56 GMT
The destruction of West Ham is not a problem. One million times this. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 30, 2020 14:07:22 GMT
New table. Ordered by total posts for people who have been online this year, numbers at 12:00 today. Also includes number of post in June, broken down by 'Box and Jukebox and finally number of times you liked other peoples posts. <edit>2,144 posts in June | Name | Total
Posts | Last
Online | June
Box Posts | June
Jukebox | June
Total | Other people's
posts liked
in June | | sheep2 | 5,529 | June | 252 | 21 | 273 | 21 | | felicelandry | 5,521 | June | 105 | 1 | 106 | 51 | | shenguin | 5,485 | June | 79 | 0 | 79 | 155 | | tenthenemy | 5,390 | June | 105 | 0 | 105 | 332 | | crankcaller | 5,238 | June | 152 | 1 | 153 | 115 | | babyfarkmcgeezak | 5,158 | June | 89 | 10 | 99 | 44 | | destry54 | 4,662 | June | 105 | 3 | 108 | 14 | | amipal | 4,234 | June | 151 | 0 | 151 | 388 | | mrtiddles | 4,008 | June | 108 | 28 | 136 | 95 | | facelessbureaucrat0 | 3,709 | June | 89 | 0 | 89 | 105 | | rollingescargot | 3,410 | June | 110 | 9 | 119 | 87 | | tuffers | 3,379 | June | 115 | 5 | 120 | 63 | | chumbles | 2,772 | June | 212 | 65 | 277 | 220 | | scubar | 2,717 | June | 80 | 5 | 85 | 5 | | pyjakson | 1,879 | June | 8 | 0 | 8 | 10 | | cobblers | 1,846 | June | 10 | 0 | 10 | 4 | | Ozymandias Kane | 1,581 | June | 49 | 11 | 60 | 91 | | dakylosaurus419 | 1,300 | June | 46 | 3 | 49 | 15 | | admin | 991 | June | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | | lonewolf | 925 | June | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | | gongfarmer | 857 | June | 19 | 0 | 19 | 19 | | conchord | 850 | June | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | | melvazord | 699 | June | 16 | 0 | 16 | 29 | | Dominicorourke | 639 | June | 6 | 0 | 6 | 1 | | stxdpr | 578 | June | 12 | 0 | 12 | 7 | | scamander | 571 | June | 56 | 0 | 56 | 18 | | bigg74 | 560 | June | 9 | 0 | 9 | 1 | | mlu035rsc | 377 | June | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | lürkio | 375 | June | 27 | 0 | 0 | 39 | | sandybahookie | 262 | June | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | | EasilyLead | 199 | June | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | weecooper | 182 | April | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | whatalark | 112 | June | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | | lazybones | 98 | February | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | jumbulance | 75 | May | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | cairton | 61 | June | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | silcox | 56 | June | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | | m1dnitecreeper | 36 | June | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | | moderator1 | 23 | February | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | sculptureofman | 18 | January | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | senorspielbergo | 13 | May | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | sandysleaze | 7 | February | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | pdmalcolm | 5 | February | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | chumblette | 2 | April | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 30, 2020 14:14:00 GMT
scubar only liked 5 posts in June? What a cunt.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 30, 2020 14:22:09 GMT
Felice
Can we have a list of posts liked by other people in the month?
The ratio of likes to liked will show how antisocial I am Scubar is.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jun 30, 2020 14:23:55 GMT
Hello We have no water here in Croydon. Thames Water are fucking useless. Apparently we can only contact them via Facebook or Twitter. There are no options on their automated phone line to report a fault. No water, no stars. On the plus side it is raining outside. Is that just your place? seem to be ok in the Duppas area |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 30, 2020 14:26:19 GMT
Felice Can we have a list of posts liked by other people in the month? The ratio of likes to liked will show how antisocial I am Scubar is. Next time I have a spare weekend. I might add some random stats later. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 30, 2020 14:30:08 GMT
Own posts liked
That's probably the biggest giveaway.
Maybe Scubar is just shy? Or was mostly horrified by what he saw.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 30, 2020 14:30:32 GMT
Amipal liked 388 posts in June? No wonder that new video isn't up yet. What a cunt.
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Post by amipal on Jun 30, 2020 14:51:35 GMT
Amipal liked 388 posts in June? No wonder that new video isn't up yet. What a cunt. You lot just keep me too well-entertained. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jun 30, 2020 14:53:01 GMT
They sound fearsome but in reality all they'd need is a strand of hair and access to reasonably priced sequencing facilities and they could steal your genes in a relatively non-invasive or disruptive way. |
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Post by scubar on Jun 30, 2020 14:57:38 GMT
You people think you write stuff worth liking? None of this would get Picked by the Guardian. Not even by Keef on his drunkest afternoon.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 30, 2020 15:00:19 GMT
Felice Can we have a list of posts liked by other people in the month? The ratio of likes to liked will show how antisocial I am Scubar is. Next time I have a spare weekend. I might add some random stats later. So this weekend then? |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 30, 2020 15:01:48 GMT
I'm sorry, I'm just lashing out.
I, for one, love stats. Big MASSIVE stats and HUGE numbers are the best.
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