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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 30, 2020 12:26:43 GMT
Four months of no coffee and my mind is starting to play tricks on me. I could have sworn tent Hen's post said decaff tastes the same as proper coffee. Four months of the wrong brand of decaff? |
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Post by amipal on Sept 30, 2020 12:27:30 GMT
Be easier to just burn it off I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 30, 2020 12:29:30 GMT
The attraction of faux German to cats might explain all those Bond villains with cats on their lap.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 30, 2020 12:32:09 GMT
Four months of no coffee and my mind is starting to play tricks on me. I could have sworn tent Hen's post said decaff tastes the same as proper coffee. I was just getting ready to "like" her post, and then I reached that bit. Wrong on so many levels. Lunch Blog: Scrambled egg on toast at about 10am, and then a ginger biscuit for lunch. Fashion Blog: I have scrambled egg stains on my trousers. Blog Blog: Poor scamander, over four hours of trying to post a picture, and still he can't manage it. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Sept 30, 2020 12:45:28 GMT
Morning
What's been going on here? Who killed Admin? Has the revolution happened? All hail prudy01!
Due to a 50 million quid fuckup by my employer, my work 'team' has been seconded into a new role to try and clear up the resulting clusterfuck. This was not voluntary. We are now facing the prospect of having to deal with real people, rather than software based intelligences, and I fear for our collective sanity. Send help!
Sober October is NOT and option.
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Post by Faceless on Sept 30, 2020 12:47:58 GMT
Four months of no coffee and my mind is starting to play tricks on me. I could have sworn tent Hen's post said decaff tastes the same as proper coffee. Four months of the wrong brand of decaff? Is there a right brand? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 30, 2020 12:57:01 GMT
I went to de caff to buy a coffee.*
That is the right way to use decaff. In a potentially slightly racist accent.
Caffeinated lives matter
* I did not.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 30, 2020 14:02:56 GMT
Racist joke chat still kills it. Yay! We still have some basic standards.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 30, 2020 14:07:14 GMT
I like to think I had sad everything that needed to be said.
No need for anyone else to comment.
Most people recognised this.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 30, 2020 14:10:26 GMT
Racist joke chat still kills it. Yay! We still have some basic standards. In de Nile |
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 30, 2020 14:13:11 GMT
If he fell* into a river in Chester rather than Egypt
Shenguin would be in de dee indeed.
* got pushed
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 30, 2020 14:44:36 GMT
Raining.
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Post by scubar on Sept 30, 2020 14:46:53 GMT
Daft racists
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Post by silcox on Sept 30, 2020 15:26:22 GMT
I fell in the river at Hereford once. Crawled back out, fell in again. Crawled back out and fell in once more.
I thought wye, wye, wye does this keep happening to me?
*fuck me that's awful*
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 30, 2020 15:32:41 GMT
A chap jumped in the river in Paris. Local police say he's in Seine.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 30, 2020 15:33:07 GMT
I fell in the river at Hereford once. Crawled back out, fell in again. Crawled back out and fell in once more. I thought wye, wye, wye does this keep happening to me? *fuck me that's awful* What colour was the boathouse? |
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 30, 2020 15:36:39 GMT
Racist joke chat still kills it. Yay! We still have some basic standards. We had standards? |
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Post by cobblers on Sept 30, 2020 15:41:39 GMT
Ouse responsible for dees jokes?
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Post by Melvazord on Sept 30, 2020 15:53:45 GMT
Morning What's been going on here? Who killed Admin? Has the revolution happened? All hail prudy01! Due to a 50 million quid fuckup by my employer, my work 'team' has been seconded into a new role to try and clear up the resulting clusterfuck. This was not voluntary. We are now facing the prospect of having to deal with real people, rather than software based intelligences, and I fear for our collective sanity. Send help! Sober October is NOT and option. You fear for your sanity, yet you beg these people, this place, for help. I think your sanity has perhaps already fled. |
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Post by stxdpr on Sept 30, 2020 15:58:55 GMT
Morning What's been going on here? Who killed Admin? Has the revolution happened? All hail prudy01! Due to a 50 million quid fuckup by my employer, my work 'team' has been seconded into a new role to try and clear up the resulting clusterfuck. This was not voluntary. We are now facing the prospect of having to deal with real people, rather than software based intelligences, and I fear for our collective sanity. Send help! Sober October is NOT and option. Are you allowed to try plugging people into the mains and turning them on and off again? If issues may arise can you use a UPS to make sure they won't stop receiving the power? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 30, 2020 15:59:33 GMT
These river puns are fucking tayribble. Stop it forthwith.
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Post by stxdpr on Sept 30, 2020 16:01:15 GMT
Inset 80s joke of 'I like my women/men/other like I like my item/sport, slightly racist punchline.'
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 30, 2020 16:01:44 GMT
These river puns are fucking tayribble. Stop it forthwith. Keep yer Aire on |
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 30, 2020 16:01:54 GMT
Ouse responsible for dees jokes? Have mersey on Tuffers. I was trying to tame him |
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Post by stxdpr on Sept 30, 2020 16:03:25 GMT
Aberdonian fell in Dee river, Don think he stayed dry.
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